WILLY WANKA AND THE CHOCOLATE TEAPOT

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

“Oompa Loompa doompety doo”
“I’ve got a 15inch black rubber dildo for you”

“Oompa Loompa doompety dee”
“I’m gonna use it in a bukkake”

See Charlie Bucket in the factory
With glee unzip and suck it on my hands and knee

Gobble it down like a Wonka bar
See from afar
Grandpa Joe
Stay on my knee and give him a blow

Ejaculates the Golden Ticket
Veruca Salt congratulates and tries to nick it

Stick it up the passage where I poop
Augustus Gloop sees and attempts to scoop

Sucks it out like he’s sucking soup
Willy Wanka hears the commotion
And brings over the oompa loop and the rest of the group

Willies all overcome with emotion
Suggests we run a train
Like a locomotion

Violet, Slugworth, and Mike Teavee
All covered in smut in a bukkake

“Oompa Loompa doompety do”
Fill you up with man goo”

“Oompa Loompa doompety da”
“I’ve gone gay for noooooooo pay!”

[hmskl’dParticipant 6408]

I do believe over the past few years I’ve drifted slightly into some degree of asexuality. I’m still attracted to the “thought” of the Unicorn, however, the unattractivity of the awalt has completely ruined my fantasy of belief .. in the real world.

I ask myself, how can I “not” go from hetero to more of an asexual nature in this environment of the contemporary female offerings. There is nothing there.

I say “no” to that tiny and rapidly vanishing voice in my left ear that tells me, lies to me .. that it’s still possible to interact with the awalt of today.

Instead, I listen to the louder voice from the right side, the voice that counsels me in a way that allows me to still keep the thought that I am isolated and protected from her talons, now and in the months and year to come. By avoiding all contact “monk” .. I give myself “at least” the hope of a future without any of her unwanted surprises .. thanking the louder voice from my right shoulder that constantly prods me farther towards a quiet life of asexuality.

Personally, I see no alternative ..”monk mode is the only road, I ghost, therefore, I am”.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

“I ghost, therefore I survive”.

[bladeParticipant]

Are you gay . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I want to f~~~ Betty Crocker.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[bladeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gobble it down like a Wonka bar

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Are you gay . Lol

Never Trevor. However, depending on the weather, I might ruffle a downstairs feather in leather.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gobble it down like a Wonka bar

Appears Herm has lost some considerable limber off his hairy tum.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

iMickey503 wrote:

I want to f~~~ Betty Crocker.

Ah sweaty Betty. Yes, a specimen that always allured the high school socks from sports to cake making.
Keep lubricating those abrupt corrupt cops matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

hmskl’d wrote:

I do believe over the past few years I’ve drifted slightly into some degree of asexuality. I’m still attracted to the “thought” of the Unicorn, however, the unattractivity of the awalt has completely ruined my fantasy of belief .. in the real world.
I ask myself, how can I “not” go from hetero to more of an asexual nature in this environment of the contemporary female offerings. There is nothing there.
I say “no” to that tiny and rapidly vanishing voice in my left ear that tells me, lies to me .. that it’s still possible to interact with the awalt of today.
Instead, I listen to the louder voice from the right side, the voice that counsels me in a way that allows me to still keep the thought that I am isolated and protected from her talons, now and in the months and year to come. By avoiding all contact “monk” .. I give myself “at least” the hope of a future without any of her unwanted surprises .. thanking the louder voice from my right shoulder that constantly prods me farther towards a quiet life of asexuality.
Personally, I see no alternative ..”monk mode is the only road, I ghost, therefore, I am”.

I can’t believe it! I stroked a Canadian Goose last night.

A body so soft and pliable……

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Ha Ha, terrorising the trout’s on POF. Should be PLENTY OF PETRI DISH.
Wouldn’t straddle them with Herm’s flaccid platypus.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha Ha, terrorising the trout’s on POF. Should be PLENTY OF PETRI DISH.Wouldn’t straddle them with Herm’s flaccid platypus.

Ah, formaldehyde central.

[bladeParticipant]

Just messin with col .

Ps no not gay but happy

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[BubParticipant 1406]

That’s some sick s h I t up there ^^^^^^

Just rolling down the road

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Colin can be relied upon to have a moment form time to time when he craps spermy s~~~ all over this forum.

It looks like we have just accepted it. -That’s our Colin the f~~ poet.

This is a good example of male tolerance. You may get some s~~~ at first but once you stick around and get accepted we tolerate and stand by our group. This stands in stark contrast to female groups where they are all welcoming and say nice things about each other only to then constantly backslag each other and try to get one up. If you start saying stuff that does not fit with the hive message, you get stung. This is why women should not be in charge of any group that does anything serious -they can’t accept change or difference. Look at liberals -the most intolerant people on earth. Can you imagine going on a libtard site and posting anti f~~ poems? How long would you last? But here we might tease him a bit over it when it comes down to it our Colin is a f~~ poet and we accept it.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Colin can be relied upon to have a moment form time to time when he craps spermy s~~~ all over this forum.
It looks like we have just accepted it. -That’s our Colin the f~~ poet.
This is a good example of male tolerance. You may get some s~~~ at first but once you stick around and get accepted we tolerate and stand by our group. This stands in stark contrast to female groups where they are all welcoming and say nice things about each other only to then constantly backslag each other and try to get one up. If you start saying stuff that does not fit with the hive message, you get stung. This is why women should not be in charge of any group that does anything serious -they can’t accept change or difference. Look at liberals -the most intolerant people on earth. Can you imagine going on a libtard site and posting anti f~~ poems? How long would you last? But here we might tease him a bit over it when it comes down to it our Colin is a f~~ poet and we accept it.

You have to concede, if I may say myself, I do write funny “f~~” poems. I like to throw these into the fray on occasion. Keeps the limbic moist.
As a fellow Brit, you must surely understand and appreciate our sense of humour.
Keep fulminating those fox hunters matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Bub wrote:

That’s some sick s h I t up there ^^^^^^

A Goose Willy Wanka.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Monk wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha Ha, terrorising the trout’s on POF. Should be PLENTY OF PETRI DISH.Wouldn’t straddle them with Herm’s flaccid platypus.

Ah, formaldehyde central.

I’ve got them all. May delight them with a selection of my most perverse poems. “I was a twit in my Father’s nutsack” is one that must be thrust upon the lemmings.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Just messin with col .
Ps no not gay but happy

Neither gay nor happy. Indifferent.
Keep locking up those Abro’s matey!

[bladeParticipant]

Bub wrote:

That’s some sick s h I t up there ^^^^^^

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THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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