"Why don't you get a girlfriend?"

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  • #802393
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    PistolPete
    PistolPete
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    “Son why haven’t you got a girlfriend?”

    Answer: I’m not an idiot. Mic drop.

    #802394
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    Anonymous
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    Any other strategies?

    Who finds pleasure running in circles with each experience ending in unhappiness? Your unhappiness! Something that’s not considered by modern women, we’re disposable, not indispensable like generations before, they just move on to greener pastures rather than weather a storm and stand by a man, they’ll just get another when times are rough, and they make the times rough with their illogical spending habits driving you in debt!

    Times have changed and so did I, so did countless millions, marriage and birth rates are lower than ever and it’s by no coincidence!

    If you don’t adapt to the times you get ran over, again and again and again, until you change course.

    #802417
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    Knarley Bob
    Knarley Bob
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    “Well the one I’m interested in is still married with 27 kids”

    OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

    #802455
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    Experienced
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    “I’ve got one, but I’m not sure you’d approve…”
    “What do you mean? Tell us, you might be wrong.”
    “She’s, well, she’s a dancer”
    “What kind of dancer?”
    “She’s an exotic dancer.”
    …..
    …..
    “with five kids, doesn’t want any more, but needs money.
    She wants me to ask you to send her some.”

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #802460
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    Anonymous
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    You could use Blue Pill humor to deflect and leave them laughing, like Joe Pesci’s response in Goodfellas

    #802464
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    KevinStyles
    KevinStyles
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    With the way society is going, i think these questions will eventually stop being asked due to lack of people even having children in the first place and like millennials today as parents will already know what’s up. They’ll probably change the question like Son are you nuts get rid of that chick she’s just going to destory your life.

    #802480
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    Anonymous
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    Your Pops doesn’t understand how much things have changed and how undesirable women are now. He is still thinking back to how he would take the cutie down to the corner store for milkshakes.

    Just ain’t that way no more.

    #802533
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    Autolite
    Autolite
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    Any other strategies?

    Just tell them that there’s a court order against you that prohibits you from associating with women…

    #802545
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    JustAnotherGuy
    JustAnotherGuy
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    Your Pops doesn’t understand how much things have changed and how undesirable women are now. He is still thinking back to how he would take the cutie down to the corner store for milkshakes.

    Just ain’t that way no more.

    Remind him the milkshakes are like the women: bigger.

    Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
    “Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

    #802546
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    Anonymous
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    “Son why haven’t you got a girlfriend?”

    Gee Whiz, Pops, I really did get a swell girlfriend. I just picked her up from the store today after school. Her name is Judy…

    #802633
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    Morpheus
    Morpheus
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    Blue pillers love an idiotic slave. So, I just nod and say yes…yes.

    #802836
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    Anonymousyam
    anonymousyam
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    Lately, when I’ve called him (on speaker with mumsy) he say’s this masterful simp line: “why don’t you get a girlfriend?”

    This could be for multiple different reasons i will go through 2 just for now,

    1 Is that your Dad wants you to eventually become a slave like he did, this boils down to hatred and resentment and passing it on (i could not live how i want because of raising the kid so my kid cannot live how he wants).

    Or 2 is that this is just anti homosexual bigotry. The idea of no father wanting his son to be some evil queer or a homo and rejecting pussy must mean you into sucking dick.

    Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

    #803018
    Zoidberg
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    “I can’t afford one.”

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    Hermit
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    My dad had been through 2 divorces when I told him I was getting married. His response was, “NOOOOOOOOO!” Now I see exactly why.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #803158
    Manspread Mansplainer
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    You have to talk to Blue Pill People in Blue Pill Language that they will understand.

    “Son, Why haven’t you got a girlfriend ? ”

    “Dad, I’m waiting for the RIGHT ONE, and in the mean time I’m doing my best to work hard, pat my bills, and save my cash so when the right one comes along I will have something to offer her. ”

    “That’s a good Son. ”

    I like this approach a lot thank-you it helps and will give it a try. It may take vast amounts of self control to enjoy having a beer with the old man. Haha

    The old boys discuss how their kids are turning out at lunch break

    Makes perfect sense you are absolutely correct. Blue pill pressures from above. He has other kids he’s messed up too so they understand. The blue pill matrix is truly hell.

    I always laughed it off and said it probably wouldnt happen to look to someone else. They thought I was joking but I was always serious.

    I will also execute this strategy in Operation Freedom Deflect

    You can’t look too desperate ‘ya know, chicks can smell that a mile away. Gotta play it coooool daddy-O! Not wanna end in a bad situation like my brother (divorced)

    I do currently work insane amount of hours (for bling) so can tell him how much my last girlfriend$ cost, the time $pent on meaningless s~~~ etc.

    It sucks having to put up with blue pill family so I feel for anyone living with their parents, I couldn’t imagine the horror! I moved out eons ago but man….Nothing changes! LOL

    Just tell them that there’s a court order against you that prohibits you from associating with women…

    Hahahah That’s one step away from the truth!

    Women = Dangerous liability to the public.

    If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

    #803180

    Anonymous
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    Lot of good stuff here.
    Stick with the winners
    Stick with MGTOW

    #804214
    Diamond Dog
    Diamond Dog
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    Says my pops.
    Haven’t seen the guy in a couple years because it’s long distance.
    Lately, when I’ve called him (on speaker with mumsy) he say’s this masterful simp line: “why don’t you get a girlfriend?”

    Just say you’re looking for the “right one.” That might stop the questions. What is crucial is that you don’t give a f~~~ about girlfriend questions.

    Don't be a "provider" unless you are providing for yourself.

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