Who Would Have Thought?

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Keymaster wrote:

When a woman asks what I do for a living ,I just tell her

“I’m an astronaut. See that? (points to the sky) That’s my office”.

“Really?”.

“No.”

Doesn’t matter what you tell her or how you answer, she’s not going to believe it anyway.

Chances are she’s not really paying attention anyways because she doesn’t really care. She only cares about how it might benefit her. Have you ever told one you’re a serial killer?

I have actually had one look me in the eye in her bed the next morning and ask me: “You’re not really a serial killer, are you?”

Keymaster wrote:

Fix a broken down car or a flat tire in the dark and she says “WOW I’m so impressed” with all the sarcasm only a woman could possibly muster.

That’s where you pull the valve stem, and as the tire is deflating you hand her the jack and tell her: “OK, sweetie, now that I’ve shown you how to do it, it’s your turn.”

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