Who Left the Toilet Seat Down?

[Modern Day WarriorParticipant 499]

I’ve done this before and it’s always hilarious. I was at a small informal cookout, used the bathroom, and when I came out I feigned irritation and said to the group, “Hey! Who left the toilet seat down?” Of course, this is usually some chick complaining about guys leaving it up. After a brief awkward silence, a female attempted to correct me. A heated and comical debate ensued. The guys are thinking, yeah, why is the default to always put it down to accommodate women? The women, of course, only see things their way.

I asked one chick, “You’re for equal rights, aren’t you?” She replied yes of course. I said, “Me too. I figure you’re just as capable of putting it up as men are of putting it down. In fact, it never occurred to me that you’d be unable to do so.”

Try this some time. Most people will laugh, though some women will be offended if you question the established dogma.

"One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact." - Neil Peart

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

Or you could just pee on the seat. That sends a message, too.

[Anonymous 42]

They want it down? No problem, they’ll have to wipe it off after I get done p~~~ing allover it! Have your way ladies, leave it down, I don’t care either way…

[Anonymous 13]

Oh man, the whole toilet seat debacle shows just how nasty, f~~~ing petty, and ridiculous women ARE.

You need it UP.

She needs it DOWN.

I have to raise after her.

She can f~~~ing lower it after me.

NEITHER SIDE COMPLAINS.

BUT NO.

These stupid bitches will nag and moan and make a HUGE ISSUE out of it to the point of damaging their marriage.

YOU of course would not make such an issue because you value your marriage and don’t want to sweat the small stuff.

But this bitch doesn’t care.

Only that she gets her own way.

Besides if the marriage fails she gets the cash and prizes.

If she EVER bitches about the toilet seat get the f~~~ out because this c~~~ doesn’t care about you or her relationship/marriage.

[Anonymous 13]

Toilet seat bitches.

Don’t give them a f~~~ing thing.

[Anonymous 25]

yeah p~~~ on the seat if they leave it down. is this why women use so much toilet paper?

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9541]

So what’s the big deal? I raise my seat up when I need to p~~~ and I let it down when I’m laying a chubby. I never complained over what position the seat is in, because who the hell cares?

Seriously, women just love to complain about everything.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[joetechParticipant]

I never worried about putting the toilet down. My first wife tried that s~~~ and I laughed at her and ignored her. My second wife came from a family of 17 brothers and sisters. Growing up, she was lucky to get a turn, never mind the toilet seat. An empowered woman should be able to operate the damn thing by herself. If she can’t, I’m not part of her life plain and simple.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

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[bladeParticipant]

There strong and independent i am not sexist

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[Modern Day WarriorParticipant 499]

Anonymous wrote:

Toilet seat bitches.

Toilet Seat Bitches is going to be the name of my new band!

"One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact." - Neil Peart

[Anonymous 1]

I leave it down only so the dog doesn’t drink out of it.

If it becomes a problem just take the seat off. Watch them complain then.

[Anonymous 13]

[Anonymous 13]

[Johndom999Participant 376]

Just the fact we r discussing the ups & downs of “toilet seats” shows who is in charge. If she introduces “toilet seat” as an issue – kick her out. Listen, we men need to understand something, in a worst case scenario we men have to b the ones risking life & limb in protecting our country. Women, by far it is women, r creating situations that undermine our way of life, &, we men have to clean the mess up if & when it comes to that. Of course, I say – what the hell r we protecting, a culture that views us as disposable!

[Anonymous 3]

I have asked this question. ” What do you want a fur-lined p~~~ pot?”
I think a lot of women just like hanging out in a man’s bathroom.Years ago I had one women stay in my bathroom for about 3 hrs. I finally forced the door open & found out she was high on something. Had to give the boot.
3 am on a cold February day.
I believe a lot of women have ” toilet issues” Soon it will b listed as a mental health problem & they will get free therapy & eventually b put on disability for it. I’m just trying to b politically correct here. After all the toilet seat issue can b used in a divorce case as cruel & inhuman punishment.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

I always bring up the toilet seat issue whenever I have a chance.
Always a good laugh.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

yeah p~~~ on the seat if they leave it down. is this why women use so much toilet paper?

One hour later she f~~~s Chad, by 4:00 AM she arrives home to her exhausted snoring husband, wakes him up, makes him sleep on the couch the rest of the night. 12:00 Noon she wakes up to find the toilet seat up and goes ape-s~~~ on her husband that’s been outside mowing the lawn and trimming since dawn on his Saturday morning.

[MarriedNotBuriedParticipant 136]

Can we start shaming women for leaving menstrual blood on the seat. Damn I am getting sick of finding that. Cleanup after yourselves ladies.

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