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    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5067

    I’m the one who crimes are so heinous
    I’m the one who chimes, “Black people come from Venus”

    A one-man band
    Who understands there’s no rhythm nor reason

    I’m the one who crept with an inept step
    When all was black
    Stumbled off track with a knife in his back

    I’m the one whose counting the cost of the loss that was gained
    Reminisced about the Auburn that was missed
    Reflected in the pane

    I’m the parody of my family tree
    That dark sheep who barks in his sleep
    About Neuropathy

    I’m the one who keeps the light on
    Lest the tragedy of “Our John” gets to me

    I’m the one moving with the grace of a slug
    Doing a crazed dance in my underpants
    On my “Not welcome” rug

    A drug for the good
    Liquid ecstasy in the blood
    Cerebral calm before the flood

    I’m that mad f~~~er in an anorak
    I’m that sad sucker who goes bareback

    A six-foot 2 cuckoo
    Whose always blue
    Have another one
    It will help you

    I’m a paradox
    I’m that lone spot on a chicken pox

    I’m the one who wears odd socks
    I was the one whose locks were lost

    A two-legged cloud
    A square peg whose proud

    WHO AM I?

    “He’s the pariah”

    Says the town crier aloud

    I’m the one that’s always blunt
    I’m that funny c~~~ that’s never sunny

    An egg-head that’s sometimes runny

    I’m the man whose unlovable
    His enemies footstool
    An intolerable fool

    A beast whose cute
    With a Priest in the boot

    I’m the t~~~ that falls for a bi-polar on a dating app
    A trap from a bear
    How apt!

    I’m the middle-aged spread who won’t reach two score and twenty
    I’m that dead-end who thought he was gonna marry his peach from plenty

    Instead,
    Will be scattered in a canal
    Rather than splattered in a shell made of lead

    WHO WAS I??

    #906140
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    You’ve a bit of a low self esteem problem?

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #906145
    Bub
    Bub
    Participant
    1406

    Reminisced about the Auburn that was missed

    War Eagle???

    Just rolling down the road

    #906177
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    Reminisced about the Auburn that was missed

    War Eagle???

    No, my bastard follicles.

    #906179
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    You’ve a bit of a low self esteem problem?[/quote

    Yes I have.
    You will be glad to know as you predicted, she cast me away like a pair of soiled socks. I have deleted my profile, never to be opened again.

    #906180
    +1
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    You’ve a bit of a low self esteem problem?[/quote
    Yes I have.You will be glad to know as you predicted, she cast me away like a pair of soiled socks. I have deleted my profile, never to be opened again.

    Believe it or not, I’m not glad about it. I don’t even feel like telling you I told you so. I’m just wondering how many times you’ll have to experience this to finally realize that it is not possible to have a relationship with one of those creatures. You fukk ’em and forget about ’em. That’s it.

    Keep your emotions to yourself. Look what happens when you give them away.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #906184
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    Hermit

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.
    It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.

    I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.

    Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.

    This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!
    She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…
    Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etc

    If she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?

    Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.

    Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    #906187
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    Doc
    Doc
    Participant

    Colin – I don’t know who your riddle is hiding but I see you as MGTOW.

    Stay focused on you. Your development. Your growth. Your happiness.

    The stoics say that we are foolish to rely on anyone but ourselves for our happiness. It is a form of seeking permission when we rely on others for happiness because they can and often do take it away. And for no apparent reason.

    Seek your happiness within you. It is there. It lies in our choices. Nothing external to our judgment holds any sway over our happiness. Never let it. Keep it within.

    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

    #906188
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    Colin – I don’t know who your riddle is hiding but I see you as MGTOW.
    Stay focused on you. Your development. Your growth. Your happiness.
    The stoics say that we are foolish to rely on anyone but ourselves for our happiness. It is a form of seeking permission when we rely on others for happiness because they can and often do take it away. And for no apparent reason.
    Seek your happiness within you. It is there. It lies in our choices. Nothing external to our judgment holds any sway over our happiness. Never let it. Keep it within.

    Thanks Doc.

    #906190
    +1
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.
    I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.
    Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.
    This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etc
    If she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?
    Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.
    Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    Whether they’ve been abused or not, all women have clinical mental issues. This one sounds like a real freak show. You’re fortunate it ended as soon as it did, or she would’ve sucked you in even further and really stomped your bawls up into your anus.

    You got off easier than you realize. If you had met up with her, it would’ve turned into a real nightmare.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #906193
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etcIf she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    Whether they’ve been abused or not, all women have clinical mental issues. This one sounds like a real freak show. You’re fortunate it ended as soon as it did, or she would’ve sucked you in even further and really stomped your bawls up into your anus.
    You got off easier than you realize. If you had met up with her, it would’ve turned into a real nightmare.

    Yes, she really is a head the ball. It may seem silly, but I wrote down all the things she said to me that are red flags. The list was close to a hundred!
    If she is telling the truth, I really feel for her. A very very damaged individual.
    I said to her on the last text to maybe refrain from telling all and sundry about her myriad of issues, as others(as I have) will end up caring for her with no reciprocation. They may not be so pragmatic about rejection as I.
    Some of the things she came out with on our first conversation(13hours) were invasive.
    Q-Do I like anal f~~~ing, and why not
    Q-Said she is depraved
    Q-Has a meat cleaver in the drawer
    Q-Has no problem killing someone
    Q-Likes sex spooning as she get away quickly
    Q-Been to fetish clubs
    Q-Said I am strange, would like to punch me in the face and keep a leash on me
    Q-Loves c~~~ but hasn’t been with a man for 6-7years, but has been on POF for 8-9years?
    Q-F~~~ed loads of women but isn’t gay
    Q-Wears butt-plugs
    etc etc etc

    Don’t get me wrong, I like edgy women, but a touch unnerving for a first proper converse.

    I do sincerely hope she finds cerebral serenity, but she never will(not in this life).

    #906194
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etcIf she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    Whether they’ve been abused or not, all women have clinical mental issues. This one sounds like a real freak show. You’re fortunate it ended as soon as it did, or she would’ve sucked you in even further and really stomped your bawls up into your anus.You got off easier than you realize. If you had met up with her, it would’ve turned into a real nightmare.

    Yes, she really is a head the ball. It may seem silly, but I wrote down all the things she said to me that are red flags. The list was close to a hundred!If she is telling the truth, I really feel for her. A very very damaged individual. I said to her on the last text to maybe refrain from telling all and sundry about her myriad of issues, as others(as I have) will end up caring for her with no reciprocation. They may not be so pragmatic about rejection as I.Some of the things she came out with on our first conversation(13hours) were invasive.Q-Do I like anal f~~~ing, and why notQ-Said she is depravedQ-Has a meat cleaver in the drawerQ-Has no problem killing someoneQ-Likes sex spooning as she get away quicklyQ-Been to fetish clubsQ-Said I am strange, would like to punch me in the face and keep a leash on meQ-Loves c~~~ but hasn’t been with a man for 6-7years, but has been on POF for 8-9years?Q-F~~~ed loads of women but isn’t gayQ-Wears butt-plugsetc etc etc
    Don’t get me wrong, I like edgy women, but a touch unnerving for a first proper converse.
    I do sincerely hope she finds cerebral serenity, but she never will(not in this life).

    Even if she wasn’t being truthful, to talk to someone she just met like that is freakish. I can’t believe you’re torn up emotionally over this slag.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #906195
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etcIf she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    Whether they’ve been abused or not, all women have clinical mental issues. This one sounds like a real freak show. You’re fortunate it ended as soon as it did, or she would’ve sucked you in even further and really stomped your bawls up into your anus.You got off easier than you realize. If you had met up with her, it would’ve turned into a real nightmare.

    Yes, she really is a head the ball. It may seem silly, but I wrote down all the things she said to me that are red flags. The list was close to a hundred!If she is telling the truth, I really feel for her. A very very damaged individual. I said to her on the last text to maybe refrain from telling all and sundry about her myriad of issues, as others(as I have) will end up caring for her with no reciprocation. They may not be so pragmatic about rejection as I.Some of the things she came out with on our first conversation(13hours) were invasive.Q-Do I like anal f~~~ing, and why notQ-Said she is depravedQ-Has a meat cleaver in the drawerQ-Has no problem killing someoneQ-Likes sex spooning as she get away quicklyQ-Been to fetish clubsQ-Said I am strange, would like to punch me in the face and keep a leash on meQ-Loves c~~~ but hasn’t been with a man for 6-7years, but has been on POF for 8-9years?Q-F~~~ed loads of women but isn’t gayQ-Wears butt-plugsetc etc etcDon’t get me wrong, I like edgy women, but a touch unnerving for a first proper converse.I do sincerely hope she finds cerebral serenity, but she never will(not in this life).

    Even if she wasn’t being truthful, to talk to someone she just met like that is freakish. I can’t believe you’re torn up emotionally over this slag.

    I have kept my emotions in check when straddling in a one-night stand/casual setting.It’s in scenarios like this one, where you build a rapport and seemingly cerebrally align where my emotions become unchecked.I am sick of meeting damaged women who have clinical mental issues and have been abused as a child who suck me in and then discard me when they can’t handle THEIR emotions.Don’t say things if you don’t really mean it.This specimen has had the audacity to gaslight and say I knew from the start she is on POF to only chat and giving me her number was not a sign she would converse on it!She did NOT stipulate this to me(maybe others). Why would I give her my number first, and then she phoned me first if we were gonna just “chat” and not ever meet up? Why speak for thirteen hours and then three and a half hours if she wasn’t interested…Crying on the phone twice, telling me she has never spoken to anyone like this before, said she will come to the canal, telling me she is Bi-polar etcIf she didn’t fancy me after I sent her a pic, why speak again for nearly four hours?Next woman who tells me her ex abused her, she has a mental disposition, been sexually abused as a child etc I will walk away with no emotions attached.Playing fantasy games with people like me who are an emotional wreck.

    Whether they’ve been abused or not, all women have clinical mental issues. This one sounds like a real freak show. You’re fortunate it ended as soon as it did, or she would’ve sucked you in even further and really stomped your bawls up into your anus.You got off easier than you realize. If you had met up with her, it would’ve turned into a real nightmare.

    Yes, she really is a head the ball. It may seem silly, but I wrote down all the things she said to me that are red flags. The list was close to a hundred!If she is telling the truth, I really feel for her. A very very damaged individual. I said to her on the last text to maybe refrain from telling all and sundry about her myriad of issues, as others(as I have) will end up caring for her with no reciprocation. They may not be so pragmatic about rejection as I.Some of the things she came out with on our first conversation(13hours) were invasive.Q-Do I like anal f~~~ing, and why notQ-Said she is depravedQ-Has a meat cleaver in the drawerQ-Has no problem killing someoneQ-Likes sex spooning as she get away quicklyQ-Been to fetish clubsQ-Said I am strange, would like to punch me in the face and keep a leash on meQ-Loves c~~~ but hasn’t been with a man for 6-7years, but has been on POF for 8-9years?Q-F~~~ed loads of women but isn’t gayQ-Wears butt-plugsetc etc etcDon’t get me wrong, I like edgy women, but a touch unnerving for a first proper converse.I do sincerely hope she finds cerebral serenity, but she never will(not in this life).

    Even if she wasn’t being truthful, to talk to someone she just met like that is freakish. I can’t believe you’re torn up emotionally over this slag.

    It’s not like I even mentioned sex when speaking online. She did sporadically.
    The last conversation of that 13hr marathon was Mommy talking. Telling me to suck on Mommies milkers. Thought she had me when she said, “Do you want Mommy or (her name). I said, (her name). I was laughing saying she’s off her head!
    I think because it has been 5years since I interacted with a female(12years since I had sex with a “normal” woman) and her telling me about all her problems, I have melted.
    Child abuse is something I feel very strongly about. Children(and animals) are the only innocents. I was only happy when I was a freckled faced, auburn haired cherub…..same from the perils of this world.

    #906199
    EG
    EG
    Participant
    1856

    Are you sure you were on POF and not Fetlife??

    #906200
    +1
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    Are you sure you were on POF and not Fetlife??

    More quotes.
    Q-Takes an interest in Paraphilia
    Q-Has penis envy
    Q-Says she will throw herself into the canal if she meets me
    Q-Will go off the rails when her cat dies
    Q-Smokes cannabis
    Q-All her friends have clinical mental disorders
    Q-Says she is Bi-polar but hasn’t been professionally diagnosed
    Q-Has piercings
    Q-Has dyed hair
    Q-Has 7 tattoos
    Q-Is autistic
    Q-Has OCD

    Why she had to tell me all these things I don’t know.

    #906232
    +1
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    Are you sure you were on POF and not Fetlife??

    More quotes.Q-Takes an interest in ParaphiliaQ-Has penis envyQ-Says she will throw herself into the canal if she meets meQ-Will go off the rails when her cat diesQ-Smokes cannabisQ-All her friends have clinical mental disordersQ-Says she is Bi-polar but hasn’t been professionally diagnosedQ-Has piercingsQ-Has dyed hairQ-Has 7 tattoosQ-Is autisticQ-Has OCD
    Why she had to tell me all these things I don’t know.

    Because she’s a fukking whacko, that’s why. It must’ve been mesmerizing to listen to the psychotic b!tch. Crazy people can be very interesting to listen to sometimes.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #906241
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5067

    Are you sure you were on POF and not Fetlife??

    More quotes.Q-Takes an interest in ParaphiliaQ-Has penis envyQ-Says she will throw herself into the canal if she meets meQ-Will go off the rails when her cat diesQ-Smokes cannabisQ-All her friends have clinical mental disordersQ-Says she is Bi-polar but hasn’t been professionally diagnosedQ-Has piercingsQ-Has dyed hairQ-Has 7 tattoosQ-Is autisticQ-Has OCDWhy she had to tell me all these things I don’t know.

    Because she’s a fukking whacko, that’s why. It must’ve been mesmerizing to listen to the psychotic b!tch. Crazy people can be very interesting to listen to sometimes.

    Very much so.
    More quotes:

    Q-Had an abortion with one of her exes, but states on profile when asked, “do you want children?” has said UNDECIDED/OPEN
    Q-Lives in a rented flat but drives a £42,000 Porsche
    Q-Asked me what porn I watch
    Q-Says most men with beards are hiding something
    Q-No longer speaks to her best friend…..
    Q-Drives 140mph down the motorway even though she has had a severe car accident that has left her with disabilities
    Q-Turned on by the fact I find her a decadent delight(was a play on words!)
    Q-Every conversation ends with her saying, “Are you with me or not?”
    Q-Says she is 5% Dominant?
    Q-Been on gay parades

    The one that really pulls my heart strings is the fact she states she gets hassle everywhere she goes. Gave me a few examples.

    I don’t relay this to mock her. On the contrary, all I wanted was be her friend and hopefully form a relationship. My heart really hurts for her.

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