Who doesn't find this funny and totally ironic?

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/gender-equality-campaigner-praised-for-having-nice-t~~~/

Can you read this without laughing?

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Anonymous 7]

That was hilarious. And it IS an impressive rack.

‘Not only am I getting thousands of comments from men who are clearly dying to have a jolly old motorboat on my fun bags, but I have also been inundated with ladies saying that I have the shirt potatoes that dreams are made of.’

Hahahahaha…Wheeze-Wheeze…..Hahahaha

I am assuming this is a parody site like The Onion?
The Onion

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

I thought that Article was great. Her t~~~ are a bit big for me, though. This Article is funny as well:
http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/passport-office-warns-public-to-stop-sending-photos-with-dog-faces-on/

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

The headline is hilarious.

Women often use complaining about this s~~~ as a form of boasting. It’s a way to gloat about being sexually attractive to men without sounding arrogant about it.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Anonymous wrote:

I am assuming this is a parody site like The Onion?

Yes, I think so. But it was funny nonetheless.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

MonkeyMind wrote:

The headline is hilarious.

Women often use complaining about this s~~~ as a form of boasting. It’s a way to gloat about being sexually attractive to men without sounding arrogant about it.

Spot on, brother!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

those are great t~~~.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[GregB0Participant]

Jolly old motorboat and fun bags, guess the colonists left all the “interesting” parts of the English language behind when they crossed the pond.

Pity, “fun bags” sounds so delightful!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[MonkParticipant 17027]

There’s a whole years silicone production there.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

GregB0 wrote:

Jolly old motorboat and fun bags, guess the colonists left all the “interesting” parts of the English language behind when they crossed the pond.

Pity, “fun bags” sounds so delightful!

Actually the colonials took the language with them. It’s the English in the UK that has changed to cause most of the differences (with the exception of the appalling spelling in American English).

But, motorboating a fine pair of fun bags is one of life’s greatest pleasures and is good in any language.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[GregB0Participant]

MoreSky wrote:

But, motorboating a fine pair of fun bags is one of life’s greatest pleasures and is good in any language.

This is much more interesting and humorous than its American counterpart. The mystery involved and images that rises in ones mind…

Monumentally brilliant is another outstanding phrase

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

GregB0 wrote:

The mystery involved and images that rises in ones mind…

It is quite humourous. In case any colonials are harbouring any doubts about the activity, it is performed as follows:

Insert face between said fine pair of fun bags. Shake head from side-to-side whilst making a noise similar to that of an outboard motor.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[AttonParticipant]

Only good thing about the campaign.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

GregB0 wrote:

Monumentally brilliant is another outstanding phrase

It is a good one.

Slightly off-topic but it’s my thread, so what the hell?:
On the inventive and colourful use of English – I was having a discussion the other day about how there are so many ways of stating that you are drunk or as Kryten in Red Dwarf would put it “…achieving advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable products.”

Common words are just to say drunk or p~~~ed but you can add “-ed” to just about any noun and say “I’m totally (noun)-ered” and the same meaning applies.

“I’m totally trousered” is a common one. Also “wankered”, “mullered” and “arseholed”.

But using random nouns also works and would be understood.

Phrases that might be misunderstood:
“Going on a bender” – going on a heavy drinking session.
“Bum a f~~” – asking for a cigarette.
Similarly “Smoking a f~~” is not homophobic. I got into a difficult conversation when visiting Philadelphia and using this expression.

Sorry for the digression.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[TheWolfSheepFearSpectator 459]

Sweet rack

Please God smite the wicked now

[GregB0Participant]

MoreSky wrote:

GregB0 wrote:

The mystery involved and images that rises in ones mind…

It is quite humourous. In case any colonials are harbouring any doubts about the activity, it is performed as follows:

Insert face between said fine pair of fun bags. Shake head from side-to-side whilst making a noise similar to that of an outboard motor.

I am now remembering att those occasions when I had access to Fun Bags and dig not take advantage of their singularity unique abilities.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 5]

I would like to suck those t~~~…

[RajParticipant 472]

Too bad she comes with vocal chords.

I was once a great king, I believe you were too. I hope you believe in me, I hope you believe in you.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Dunno which country, I like this turn of phrase;

From

“Come at me bro”

To

“Advance forward brethren”

[GregB0Participant]

MoreSky wrote:

Slightly off-topic but it’s my thread

A great thing about going your own way are threads like these! Thanks

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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