Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

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  • #797331
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    MoreSky
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    Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

    He’s f~~~ed off. He took the red pill and said, “Bollocks to that. No bitch is worth that s~~~.”

    Paris, Paris. Wherefore art thou, Count Paris? Come and buy me stuff.

    /facepalm

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

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    Heathcliff from Withering Heights, Bincent from beauty and the beast all the romantic males from these classic stories have long departed. The females they brooded over used them up and left them colder and wiser.

    Mr Grey on the other hand tapped into their desire to be used and abused.

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    Heathcliff from Withering Heights, Bincent from beauty and the beast all the romantic males from these classic stories have long departed. The females they brooded over used them up and left them colder and wiser.

    Mr Grey on the other hand tapped into their desire to be used and abused.

    Books sales will probably show which of these the modern female enjoys more.

    A quick DDG search reveals that 50 Shades is the best-selling fiction book of all time in the UK at 5.3 million copies. The series has sold over 12 million, surpassed only by the Harry Potter series.

    Global sales: 40 million for the 50 Shades series, again surpassed only by Harry Potter at 450 million.

    These are 2012 figures so the current figures are probably a lot more.

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

    #797362
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    Doc
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    ‘Frankly my dear I couldn’t give a damn’

    Don’t play it again Sam – the bitch ain’t worth the finger work.

    Shut the Casablanca, the bitch is divorcing me and trying take half.

    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

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    Anonymous
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    Ro’me’over, the clooover

    Ro’me’over, lay me down, do it again, do it again!

    #797548
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    Not attractive anymore. None of them. Ignoring them all. The entire lot.

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    JustAnotherGuy
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    The ones who haven’t consumed three other women are disgustingly unattractive for a whole host of other reasons.

    Romeo saw Juliet was passed out and had a “come to Jesus” moment. He exclaimed “Aw, hell no. I’m not going down for this s~~~.” Romeo and Mercutio have run off to be hetero life partners like Jay and Silent Bob. They currently sell churros to tourists and pass for Hispanic.

    Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
    “Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

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    MoreSky
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    Romeo saw Juliet was passed out and had a “come to Jesus” moment. He exclaimed “Aw, hell no. I’m not going down for this s~~~.” Romeo and Mercutio have run off to be hetero life partners like Jay and Silent Bob. They currently sell churros to tourists and pass for Hispanic.

    +1M Love it.

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

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