When I kick the bucket

[Anonymous 43]

When I die, and I go to heaven, am I going to see all the hypergamous cheating lying women I have dated and broke up with/ married and divorced? If I see them in heaven, do I have to be nice to them? What about women I tried to ask out and was rejected. Is heaven like a giant reunion where we catch up with all our old friends and classmates to see ultimately how they ended up?

I picture heaven as everyone is overly nice to everyone else so the Big Guy doesn’t get really p~~~ed off and send us to hell for reals. Oh yeah, and we all look like floating fuzzy b~~~~ of light, and we sing our praises to God all the time for all eternity until we are sent back to Earth to start over and fix our past mistakes. Except no one tells us out past mistakes and so we spend the next 100 years f~~~ing around until God calls us home again.

Ummm does anyone ever get it right and come back a perfect person? nope but we are all gonna die trying. For what? God’s amusement?

I am hoping hypergamy is one of the things that condemns a soul to hell for a while. No. No I think it should be for all eternity. floating a lake of burning f~~~ing fire for all time. no, wait. The new hell is a smartphone with no service, no wifi and the camera is constantly fuzzy focus. all the apps go here

http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/boohbah-zone

lol have fun with that s~~~ brothers. Boohbah is hell.

Next problem…why does a merciful kind loving God have hell to put the wicked people. Why can’t God just put the wicked people into hell early, to spare the rest of us from enduring wicked s~~~.

Ok im tired, punchy and talking like a sausage here.

[bladeParticipant]

I am not scared of dying . F~~~ing finally get some piece from all the arseholes on this earth .

One big laugh is my ex wonder c~~~ still thinks i have a life insurance policy still in her name . Can you f~~~ing beleave that . My daughter brought it up . Lol

I want to hit god up for six months as a ghost so i can roll Patrick Swayze style with a few motherf~~~ers .

My body will be donated to science because my bones are polished f~~~ing clean . Not a cent .

But this i want as my departure song along with blade . blade . blade . blade comming up on the c~~~s phone like sam wheat on the movie ghost .

This will be what i will be up to .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[MACHOParticipant]

Like the joke about 2 men that just arrived in heaven..
They find out that one is rewarded according to how faithful one was while on earth ?. So this guy sees his friend crying at the wheel of a Brand new Mercedes ? The friend stops ✋ him and says.. Why are you crying you just received a brand new car for your faithfulness? The guy answers.. I just saw my wife on a skateboard!

I know it’s silly but every time I think about that joke .. it cracks me up.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

If you die and have to see all the horrible women youve known then that sir is not heaven its hell.

In my heaven women would be mute and stationary like trees. Oh you want a kid go into the woods and f~~~ the boob tree.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[Silver FoxParticipant 2766]

Proverbs 5:3-6

“For the lips of an immoral woman drip honey,
And her mouth is smoother than oil;
But in the end she is bitter as wormwood.
Sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death,
Her steps lay hold of hell.
Lest you ponder her path of life–
Her ways are unstable;
You do not know them.”

*drop the mic*

"Are you loosed from a wife? Do not seek a wife." --Apostle Paul

[Anonymous 54]

blade wrote:

One big laugh is my ex wonder c~~~ still thinks i have a life insurance policy still in her name

This tickles me. At least you know she will really be disapointed when you croak! Hah

[Anonymous 42]

When I die and go to judgment day I’m f~~~ed. So why not be happy now?

[,Participant 1301]

Anonymous wrote:

If I see them in heaven, do I have to be nice to them?

If you are seeing them in heaven from below the glass floor, meh you’re not in heaven.

On the other hand, if you all go to heaven, I’d expect everyone and even God really doesn’t give a f~~~ by then.

Kick it Hard brother. Live like its heaven on earth.

with joy/without hate

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

When I die, I believe that’s it. I cease to exist.

Therefore I had best TRY and ENJOY as much as I can today as there is no guarantee of ANY tomorrows on Earth or ANYWHERE else .

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

God has got to be a MGHOW right? I mean I wouldn’t think He takes it from ANYONE, man or woman. In that case I’ll ask Peter at the pearly gates this: “Thanks for the welcome bro, now can you show me the way to MGTOW land? I hear they got a nice arrangement there, just my style.”

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[joetechParticipant]

So, two guys die and go to the Pearly Gate. St. Peter is there to meet them. He glides to the first man and says, “You lived a marginally good life. Although you don’t deserve hell, you must pay for your transgressions here in heaven.” St. Peter brings a fat, ugly, woman over to the first man and says, “This will be your wife from now on.” The man goes into Heaven with his new ‘bride’. St’ Peter glides to the second man and takes him to a stunningly beautiful woman and says to the woman, “This is your new husband.” The man speaks up and says, “Wait a minute. I don’t understand. I was just as bad a man on earth as the other guy was. Why do I deserve such a beautiful wife when he gets stuck with that fat, ugly thing?” St. Peter replies, “This woman was even worse than the two of you were. You’re her punishment.”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[redCanine3669Participant 90]

if i go to heaven, all i know is that i will be given happiness. I don’t know if that includes being around non-males or not.

joetech wrote:

St. Peter replies, “This woman was even worse than the two of you were. You’re her punishment.”

oh! I like where that’s going! lucky dude!
lol lol just kidding.

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