When c~~~s say,"I'm laid back!"

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

“I’m laid back.”
One of the most common things c~~~s say, in attempt to lure you in.

Which means:
I can’t hold a conversation
I’m not interesting
I have no personality
I have no character
No hobbies, no likes, she probably hates her job and most likely broke from dance clubs and bars(It’s usually one of those captain save a hoe types) and most likely the only thing she likes are selfies and facebook.

Then she’ll adjust accordingly, get you to think she likes, what you like and get you to think she’s a unicorn.

Then once she hooks you in (most likely, you moving in with her.) She becomes the “you can’t do anything right, controlling c~~~.” Her true self. Which a man’s reaction is usually dear in the headlights, what the f~~~ just happen?

It’s the old fake it, until you make it mentality. Plus, when she says this, “I’m laid back,”which technically means, she likes everything, its open season on your wallet of unlimited activities.

Cheers!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Laid back means chameleon. Im going to lay back and watch and listen to everything you like and do so I can conform to it and the moment you let your guard down you’re f~~~ed. Laid back to women is them telling you they are ready to play chess not checkers to get to your wallet.You have ground troop shooters and then you have snipers,the laid back chick is the ladder.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[UntamedParticipant]

laid back my ass. I musta met hundreds of weemins over the years and I can say that none were “laid back”. In the past I would have said Weemins don’t know what “laid back” means and use it out of ignorance, but no. They use the expression like they use everything else, to project a false image of themselves, to fool and con Bluepillers into a state of debilitating stupor.
Weemins are mental-wrecked worry warts, insecure and devilishly two-faced hoes. The only time they are laid back is when they’re laying on their back taking the business for purposes solely their own.
When a weemin tells me “I’m laid back” I chuckle loudly and keep the joke to myself. I don’t believe a f~~~ing word they say any goddam way.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

People who really are laid back are too laid back to have to tell you they are laid back.

If a woman tells you she is “laid back” it means she the worst high maintenance drama bitch from hell you will ever meet.

[Anonymous 12]

When a man says he is laid back it means just that.

When a woman says it, she is really saying that she wants you to make all the decisions and take control.

She will also hold you responsible if it all goes wrong.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Whatever come out of her mouth …. think the opposite.

You won’t go far wrong.

Also remember in her head it’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Snakes with t~~~.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

NEVER listen to what a woman says. It’s ALL Bulls~~~.
ALWAYS observe her behaviors and draw rational conclusions from them.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I really thought I was alone in this, and I always found that statement is so ridiculous. It’s right up there with those f~~~ing women who say “I’m bored”. FIND SOMETHING TO DO FOR F~~~ SAKE. Is your bathroom spotless? Clean that.

I can’t even IMAGINE introducing myself to someone as “laid back”, and if you ever read it in a job posting …. STAY THE F~~~ AWAY from that place. If there is one thing women do consistently, it’s trying to describe themselves with a list of adjectives, and if “laid back” is on it, she’s your basic nightmare without a pulse.

I hear the words “laid back” and the first thing I think of is a Kardashian.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

When i hear a woman describe a bloke as “laid back,” or a man describe himself as “laid back” I think of a spineless loser with no definitive life plans who thinks playing this cool guy attitude will get him laid. These kinda guys are always the blue pill betas who stab other guys in the back and whine when they get a punch in the mouth.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Also laid on her back on a Chad pounding away at her without you knowing. When it comes time to really get to know her she pulls out her jack in the box and says “surprise I have all friend guys!” Of course by then one of them knocks her up and she is laid back on the couch telling you “great news surprise we are pregnant!”

[DauntlessParticipant 403]

I know Urban Dictionary is the worst place to look for definitions of words, but take a look at this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=laid%20back

Then compare it to this: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/laid-back

Which one seems more accurate?

It’s complete bulls~~~. It’s like they’re trying to re-define the word to suit their own s~~~ty agendas.

"To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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