What's the funniest paybck you know of?

[joetechParticipant]

I read a story last week about a guy who owned an excavation company. He planted a 10 ton boulder at the entrance to his ex’s driveway. Then he spray painted Happy Birthday on it for her. She always wanted a big rock! LOL!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

I don’t have a funny payback story. But for me it gives me great satisfaction.

A girl that I dated back when I was 18, it was my first “love”, more like infatuation. She is now long been married, has a couple of kids. She gained some weight, not terrible but definitely not the cute girl I once knew.

She recently contacted me and wanted to “hang out sometime.” It gave me great satisfaction to tell her “I was into you when you were 18, you are like 40 now, what would be the point?”

And that was that. It’s not my fault that I turned her on something fierce back in the day and now she is in a marriage just for the sake of being married. Well, the guy does earn big $$$. No way would she ever leave that comfortable lifestyle. She made her choice a long time ago, no reason for me to ever speak to her again.

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[joetechParticipant]

Sounds like she was looking for a c~~~ carousel to ride. That’s the first thing they do when they start to get bored…start contacting exes. Good dodge.
Imagine this…Two bitches get out of a new Mercedes. One of them is bragging and cackling about how she screwed her ex. They go into a bar. A guy who overheard them is looking at the car and inwardly seething when a meter maid comes along and starts writing a ticket. The Mercedes is in a handicap zone…no placard on the car. The man lights a cigarette and walks over to the meter maid. He starts berating her and she begins to write more tickets. By the time he leaves there are 6 citations on the windshield. The man walks away in disgust, politely puts the cigarette in the proper receptacle and goes back into the saloon he was in. He’s never seen again.
Have a nice evening, ladies!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[experiencedParticipant]

DoinMyOwnThing40 wrote:

She recently contacted me and wanted to “hang out sometime.”
It gave me great satisfaction to tell her “I was into you when you were 18, you are like 40 now, what would be the point?”

It’d be tempting to obtain her husband’s business mail or email address and send him a copy of this.
That way you maximize his odds of dumping another worthless hairbag.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[joetechParticipant]

experienced wrote:

It’d be tempting to obtain her husband’s business mail or email address and send him a copy of this.
That way you maximize his odds of dumping another worthless hairbag.

Love it!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

To me the funniest is not really a payback per se, but when I see my exes gain major weight. Funny as hell.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[joetechParticipant]

Success is the best revenge. I threw all my anger down a canyon once. It helps to come here and dump more as the hopper refills with new refuse.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Spray the truck bed liner with 1 ml of methyl mercaptan. His truck will smell worse than snunk for a week.

Hypothetically speaking , of course.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[HitmanParticipant]

when the landscaper you fired,
takes a pound of penny nails,
spray paints them green,
and scatters them all over your yard..
hypothetically as well…
it’s a gift that just keeps on giving…

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