What's a s~~~ test?

[OdinParticipant 524]

Since I’m recently new to MGTOW, I might as well learn a thing or two. In your own words, what’s a “s~~~ test” and why do women do it? How do we react to it?

[Sparticus66Participant 508]

It will cover a number of situations but I think falls undo 2 types
1)an unreasonable request
Eg darling can you baby did again tonight, my ex boyfriend is in town
2) a reasonable request in an unreasonable manner
Eg you owe me a cup of coffee so go and make me one

You pass a s~~~ test by not complying.
Once MGTOW s~~~ tests will only come from female work colleagues or relatives. Same response – don’t comply. You retain your integrity and the irony is, every time you fail a s~~~ test, the woman concerned loses a bit of respect for you for giving her what she wants.

[Anonymous 42]

What’s a s~~~ test?

When someone tries to make you stumble in thought or direction with the intention of seeing how far they can push you, eventually pushing you over a cliff unless you tell them to Fuck Off and Die at some point. I usually pull the F.O.D. stick out at the first s~~~ test and beat them to death with it.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

I usually pull the F.O.D. stick out at the first s~~~ test and beat them to death with it.

Nothing beats using the weapon of the enemy on the enemy!

[Anonymous 11]

A s~~~ test is when you put s~~~ (the fresher the better) in a paper bag after dark, put it on someone’s front porch, light it on fire, then ring the doorbell and run.

Or put fresh s~~~ in a handbag or purse and leave it in the road on a Friday night, then hide somewhere that you can keep an eye on the purse.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

S~~~ Test Examples:

1. Marry me, or I will leave you.
2. Make me pregnant or I will be unhappy and bitch and raise HELL, and have an oops pregnancy one way or the other. Baby Rabies Is A Bitch!
3. Stop hanging out with your friends I don’t like, or I will always have a headache 24/7/365, and you wont get sex.
4 Buy me the s~~~ I WANT, or I will argue & fight you FOREVER, til you do.
5. Stop playing games and grow up & man up & be responsible, or I will let everyone in the world know how much of an asshole & loser you are.

The list goes on & on & on & on.

Edit: And then they will try to guilt/shame/blame you if you do or don’t, if they are a Super Bitch & or play the victim bulls~~~ card on you.

Lost count how many times I would have the f~~~ it attitude, and she would talk/act like she was the one telling me to f~~~ off.

If it’s all twisted up, it’s all f~~~ed up & it is s~~~.

[chirParticipant]

Actually, PUA’s have a good handle on s~~~ tests. (as MGHOW, I rarely encounter them anymore.) They have to deal with them every minute of every day. So naturally they are good at sniffing out s~~~. This is the best one I have found. It goes into the mental gymnastics women put men through.

The S~~~ Test Encyclopedia

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[narwhalParticipant]

It’s when a woman tries to use a man’s natural desire to care for a woman, to be in her company, to have sex with her, or to be social accepted in order to get what she wants from him. She will start off with small simple tests to see just how much you’re willing to do for her in order to avoid the above mentioned consequences.

“Will you go get me a coffee?” – She is perfectly capable of getting her own coffee. It isn’t something she’d ask of someone she wasn’t testing, isn’t something she would ask a friend or someone she wasn’t testing. If you do it, then she moves on to the next, more challenging test. If you don’t then she attempts to shame…a secondary test to see if you can be trained into compliance.

Note, if you ask her to get you coffee, she will not accept the test. Instead, she will jump right to the secondary test and shame you…to train you.

In her mind, this process is fool proof. The idea that you aren’t interested in what she has to offer, what she has to give or take away, is inconceivable. Women have so much faith in their ability to manipulate that they broadcast it out to the mass population in order to get what they want. “Where are all the real men at?”

The ‘test’ is passed by simply by ignoring her manipulation and taking what she is offering at face value only. IMO, even if you give her something she wants, but make it a point that you gave despite the manipulation but because you wanted to, then you pass in my estimation.

Ok. Then do it.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

chir wrote:

Actually, PUA’s have a good handle on s~~~ tests. (as MGHOW, I rarely encounter them anymore.) They have to deal with them every minute of every day. So naturally they are good at sniffing out s~~~. This is the best one I have found. It goes into the mental gymnastics women put men through.

The S~~~ Test Encyclopedia

Great read I enjoyed that.

I assume if it ends in question, is a challenge or forces a knee-jerk emotional response it’s a s~~~ test.
Are you mad?
Go ahead. I don’t care.
That guy’s looking at me. (this one can get you killed RL)

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[experiencedParticipant]

I typed ” s~~~ test” in the top right question bar of forums and it points out 8 articles.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I did notice almost all the responses to ‘pass’ the s~~~ test could be labeled ‘how to be an asshole’. A Chad’s guide. My MGTOWay thinks to ignore is the best response, or just say your not interested.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GeraldParticipant 3628]

I think i would simplify the explanation even further. It is a question or situation where you feel obliged fo comply, even though it is something you might not want to do. An obligation can also be a s~~~ test.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Gerald wrote:

even though it is something you might not want to do.

Why sometimes the zero f~~~s given and empty chair is the only winning move…

You just flat out refuse to f~~~ing play it, because that’s the only way to pass it.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Odin wrote:

In your own words, what’s a “s~~~ test”

An Example:

Had a booty call stay with me a couple days on a business trip (more on that later in a separate post).

Anyway after the second or third day she starts feeling my out for long term potential and asks me why I’m not married or why I’m not living with someone, as if it’s some kind of character flaw.

I told her flat out that I like having my own space and I refuse to be pushed into a “man cave” etc.

She comes back with crap like “but you have to compromise when you are with someone” and I said no, I don’t. It’s my goddamn place. I pay for it. If I want to drop an engine block in the living room and rebuild it, then I will. If I want to have computer parts all over the place while I play mad scientist and put a couple systems together, then that’s what I will do.

If you don’t like it….. there’s the door.

And I meant it 100%.

A++ on the s~~~ test. Which, in hindsight, may have been a mistake. Now I keep getting texts from her….

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[KeymasterKeymaster]

We will add the term “s~~~ test” to the glossary, but for now, a “s~~~ test” is conducted by your basic modern arrogant female who is so high on herself, she thinks she’s in a position to “test men in a relationship”. You can spot a s~~~ test basically whenever she opens her mouth.

What’s she testing for? Good question, and there’s an answer….

WEAKNESS.

She tests you for her own entertainment to see how much of a weak mangina you are, and when you “PASS” her s~~~ test, she will go f~~~ somebody else. So where a man is concerned , passing is not the objective. You want to make sure she doesn’t pull that cheap tactic on you again.

Examples:

• “Does my ass look fat in these pants?”.
• “Do you think she’s pretty?”.
• “Why did you re-tweet her?”.
• “Why won’t you let me hold your phone?”
• “Which one of my friends would you have sex with?”
• “Do you want to get married in the summer or the winter?”

Automatic failure answers:

• “No sweetie. You have the most perfect ass in the whole wide world.”
• “No sweetie. You are the only woman I notice in the whole world.”
• “I’m sorry. I’ll close my twitter account if you will keep having sex with me”.
• “Here’s my phone. Take it and read all my messages and you’ll see that Im not cheating on you.”
• “None of them no matter how much they beg me.”
• “Whatever you want, babe.”

Correct Manswers:

• “Yes.” — OR — “Well I wasn’t going to say anything…”
• “Please don’t try that stupid s~~~ on me. You were checking her out more than I was”.
• “Because I f~~~ing felt like it.”.
• “Thats’ never gonna get you laid.”
• “Whichever one of your friends buys me dinner first.”
• “Neither. Marriage is for gays.”

But the best way to deal with all this crap is to:
Never give a woman a direct answer to a question –>> unless it is NO.

This is your basic s~~~ testing bitch.
( Note the title “The Single Life”.)

http://video.glamour.com/watch/the-single-life-things-girls-say-to-test-men

—

And this is her “single life” against her own will:

Eating cookies and cake off her t~~~ because nobody will call, no man is interested in playing into her stupid “s~~~ tests”. while pounding down gallons of ice-cream on the kitchen floor with a cat sitting next to the garbage can. She can’t even get f~~~ing laid.

—

And here is her own music producer telling you she is “bats~~~ crazy”.
( Fast forward to 1:00)

THE END.

When a woman starts s~~~ testing —>> DUMP. THAT. BITCH. immediately.
And the you just passed her s~~~ test with flying colors.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[OdinParticipant 524]

Good answers here.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Keymaster wrote:

She tests you for her own entertainment to see how much of a weak mangina you are, and when you “PASS” her s~~~ test, she will go f~~~ somebody else. So where a man is concerned , passing is not the objective. You want to make sure she doesn’t pull that cheap tactic on you again.

Phantom wrote:

You just flat out refuse to f~~~ing play it, because that’s the only way to pass it.

Thanks Keymaster. My hammer slipped off the nail head some & smashed my thumb a bit.

The way you laid it out IS much clearer & the nail got hammered ALL the way in.

When I typed that sentence, I was thinking of how it’s the only way I “pass” it with myself internally.

Always learning here!!

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

It’s basically women looking to play childish mind games. Usually she will give you bizarre questions with no right answer. She wants to see how you act because she loves to stir up drama.

The minute a woman s~~~ tests you, shut that s~~~ down and kick her ass to the curb. It’s female manipulation made commonplace.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Sometimes the tests are funny. Like if you know what she is doing. Other times, they are annoying, distracting and ridiculous.

But there is one test that is very twisted and dark. Bordering on evil. And the warped and sadistic desire to put a man through it and then watching as he struggles to make sense of everything – as she enjoys the pain she has inflicted –

I am referring to triangulation that is a result of cheating.

Cheating that results in a woman intentionally getting caught or just coming right out and telling a man she is in a long term relationship with or married to, that she has cheated.

Her feigned and hollow ‘regret’ and promise not to do it again is just a foundation for her to lay her wounded beta out on while she drives the nails deeper into him.

And it doesn’t end there. Her goal is to draw the situation out, watch the guy she is with fall apart, make him feel inadequate or like it was all his fault to begin with:

& if not completely satisfied at that point, while also expecting her victim to stay with her an understand her needs, she will analyze him, his resilience and ability to hold on as a sign he now has accepted the new implied but never fully stated terms and conditions that will relegate him to the status of: cuckold.

And only then is the test complete.

[OdinParticipant 524]

Since I now know what they are, I remember a s~~~ test I had once:

“Would you still love me even if I killed your family?”

Why do I attract the crazy bitches

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