What would women want if money no longer existed?

[WOTGMSpectator 749]

As we all know, a typical woman will spread her legs like peanut butter if she sniffs out that a man has a lot ca$h. I was just thinking though, what would your average slut do if money no longer existed? The idea came to me while watching Star Trek one night, and they were discussing how money was no longer used in the future. Everything you needed was made in a food replicator, and you could also make diamonds, jewels, and all the other crap women love etc. pretty much an endless supply of whatever you want. No need for money anymore.

So much, if not all of a female’s attraction is based on money. It really got me thinking. Would women be lost? Would they feel as though they had no purpose anymore? What would they be attracted to? Perhaps they would start being attracted to guys based on…oh I don’t know…who they are as people??? NAH!!! That will NEVER happen, so what would they be attracted to?

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

Power.

If resources are no object then power is the only status symbol that remains, the hypergamous woman would therefore pursue the most powerful male she could attract. In your example senior Starfleet officers would be prime targets, oh wait…

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

They would want ownership of men. We are talking collars & leashes. Tattoos like their tramp stamps on male necks (like you see on back of their ears). If money is gone then CONTROL would be their next priority.

They would also be attracted to people of POWER.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Attention.
Food.
Power.
Food.
Influence.
Food.
Control.
Food.

Seriously, have seen the Miss Landwhale Pageant contestants we have been producing?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“IF” is kinda the saddest word in the English language. I made a conscious decision many years ago to not entertain “what ifs”. It occurred to me when I kept hearing women start thoughts and sentences with it: “IF you really loved me, you would…..”, and “if you were a real man…..” they do that alot. I even saw a tweet by Anita Sarkeesian that started with “if you’re going to rape….”

What kind of projection is that?

Now, when I hear a woman speak it, as soon as she uses the word “IF” I stop listening and tell her to rephrase it. Try it some time. Interrupt a woman and force her to rephrase her thought when she begins it with “IF” and you’ll be cutting her off constantly. That’s how often they live in their own heads. If you don’t stop her dead in her tracks she will run you right off a goddam cliff on some bulls~~~ skewed tangent and sucker you into her frame.

“What do women want” already has an answer: Who Cares.

But what would women want in an alternate reality? I have to give the same answer. Who cares.

Women are whores and that’s their inherent nature. If she’t not f~~~ing for cash, she’s f~~~ing for another meal or another phone call or a corner office. And she will get mad and key your $65,000 BMW if you don’t call her after because she f~~~ed you on credit and the whore wanted to get PAID. You could f~~~ her perfectly and she will have a GREAT TIME, but don’t text her within 12 hours and she will behave like you treated her badly. That’s what makes her a whore.

The entire question “what do women want” is continually posed as a question FOR ONE REASON ONLY: to get you to think, wonder, and talk about THEM. Its not supposed to be answered. It’s there to keep men running around in circles asking the f~~~ing question as if we give a s~~~.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.

I understand why you ask this. It’s because you’re a man and we are able to transcend the impossible and make it a reality. So one day when I am Mr.Scott and you are Captain Spock, we will be racing around the universe boldly going where no man has gone before. If we were on the bridge of the Enterprise, and you asked me “what do women want” while I am busy bolding going where no man has gone before….. my answer would be the same.

Race you to the other side. Warp speed Mr. Sulu.

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OH and PS. There really is an answer if you really need one. Are you ready? Don’t tell anyone. Here it is….

Q: What do women want?

A: Fried ice.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ArchGHOWParticipant 42]

Things. Yes, that’s accurate. They would want things. Anything, everything. Money would be cut out of the equation so they would go directly to things.

“It is the way of things.” – Hexadecimal

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

A: Fried ice.

Mental flash! They want a BLOCK OF ICE tossed into an overheated industrial fryelator from 12 feet away, while you stand next to it!

Asking me what a woman wants is like asking what dirt wants.

I know what dirt wants, fertilizher! F~~~ THAT!

[BloodyNineParticipant 87]

In that stupid ass “My big fat greek wedding” movie, the old grandma bitch says something like, “men are the head of the relationship and women allow that. Because women are the neck and steer the head where she wants it to go”

Problem is, most women buy into this bulls~~~. In the end, they want power and control.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

all the things money buys

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[ArchGHOWParticipant 42]

I agree. There’s the societal idea that women controlling men even to negative ends is a good thing but when men are in control it’s basically terrorism.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Keymaster wrote:

I understand why you ask this. It’s because you’re a man and we are able to transcend the impossible and make it a reality. So one day when I am Mr.Scott and you are Captain Spock, we will be racing around the universe boldly going where no man has gone before. If we were on the bridge of the Enterprise, and you asked me “what do women want” while I am busy boldly going where no man has gone before…..

I definitely thought you were going to say you’d beam him to the nearest uninhabited planet to ponder the answer. LOL.

As a secondary thought, I’d gladly sit in as Geordi La Forge…ijs.

uchibenkei wrote:

all the things money buys

I was SO SURE this read “all the things monkeys buy”. Lmao.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Anonymous 12]

If we were to take this question to the extreme and ask it in an Armageddon type of world where money, jewels etc aren’t worth much if anything at all,  than a woman’s most basic needs would be.

1. Protection.

2. Food.

3. Shelter.

She would need a man for all of those things. Of course the irony is Feminism has diminished the amount of men who are able to fight, hunt and grow food and build shelter.

 

 

[EdogParticipant 254]

Who gives a s~~~. You can’t satisfy a female, so why even bother trying? That’s just time wasted and effort expended on a futile task.

Dave Chappelle gave us a perfect 4 item list of what would make a man happy.

1. Suck his dick

2. Play with his b~~~~

3. Fix him a sandwich

4. Don’t talk so much

Now…make the same list for a female. Would you ever stop typing?

A utopian society is impossible with females. They’ll make sure of it!

[RennieParticipant]

Their greed is a bottomless pit, so they’d want everything under the sun and probably even the sun too. Better not to give them anything.

[ClintParticipant 331]

I like KeyMaster’s answer. My answer would be, all of the things they seem to want equate to getting one thing: attention.

Increasing attractiveness, status, and wealth all = more attention

Like KM says: The girls say “I want a boyfriend.” Even though they haven’t even met a guy they are interested in yet. It’s just the fact that it’s the next logical thing to do for them to get more attention. They don’t care who the person actually is, they just care if he fits the mold. Can he financially support her and give her something to brag about to her friends. “Oh he’s and idiot, but he’s MY idiot!” *chuckles*

So basically, what KM said: who cares.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you into something else is the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Who cares?

Whatever it is, they ain’t getting it from me.

[JasonParticipant 282]

Keymaster wrote:

OH and PS. There really is an answer if you really need one. Are you ready? Don’t tell anyone. Here it is….

Q: What do women want?

A: Fried ice.

I will steal and use the s~~~ out of this one. Thank you.

There lies serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the eye of the hurricane.

[v9wlmn8c1982Participant 83]

They don’t know what they want. A man is supposed to decide for them but that’s been taken away so the best thing to do is avoid and not care.

[Anonymous 42]

Rennie wrote:

Their greed is a bottomless pit, so they’d want everything under the sun and probably even the sun too. Better not to give them anything.

LOL!

Rennie, you should teach the next generation, that is, if there is one?

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

Clint wrote:

My answer would be, all of the things they seem to want equate to getting one thing: attention.

 

My reaction when I realized it really boils down to that

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

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