What is your review of FleshLight?

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

What is your review of FleshLight?

how would you compare it to a real women (assuming a condom is used with women to avoid 18 yrs of child support and STDs)
http://www.fleshlight.com

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I once worked for a company that had a sales team which would get all kinds of freebies. Back in 2007/08(?), we got a bunch of invites to the Playboy Mansion. That was an experience. They also got a few dozen fleshlights. And one morning this sales manager came into my office holding 3 of them and asked me to pick one – like he was offering donuts. He was just giving them away.

“Do you want the mouth, the ass or the pussy?” he says.

I said “WHATTT??”

He’s says “Pick one! They are from one of our clients. Merry Christmas! “.

“You’re not serious. What happened to cheese and wine or some fine chocolate?”

Then he hands me the pussy and says “F~~~ it. It’s Christmas.”

The thing sat in a bag in a corner forgotten about for at least a year, then one day I am reorganizing and I found it again. So I look around my own place to see if anybody’s looking ( like a shoplifter might scan for security ) and I tried it out.

It was UNBELIEVABLY like the real thing.

We’re getting married next month. You’re all invited.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

KM, you have the greatest of companions I couldn’t be happier for you!

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Figures…For those of us dead below the waist NOW science comes up with something useful…Figures.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

pabsawake wrote:

KM, you have the greatest of companions I couldn’t be happier for you!

Thanks! We’re registered at Ducati.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

I’ve not tried one but most guys here have reviewed it positively. My main issue would be the lack of a nice firm ass and bouncy t~~~ to play with. But that’s hardly a major issue if you need some relief. And unless one is able to get with a younger woman – that ass is probably sagging along with the rest of her.

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

You got it Bro, I’m thinking a fondue kit? Unless you are lactose intolerant?

By the way KM I’m sure you have done so but check out the post from “Force” we may have a live one here.

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

the lack of a nice firm ass

They don’t make those anymore. Just big , fat , twerking, junk-in-the-trunk Kardashian asses. I need to be able bounce a quarter off it. But she’s such a gold digger, the quarter would get lost in it …. and then a marching band would come out of it like the Trojan horse.

pabsawake wrote:

You got it Bro, I’m thinking a fondue kit?

To warm the Fleshlight up first? Good idea. Less trouble than foreplay.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Blue Skies wrote:

What is your review of FleshLight?

Never used one. Couldn’t say.

How would you compare it to a real women

I’ve never had one of them, either.

You only meet the real woman herself after marrying her, and by then it’s too late. Fortunately I’ve been able to avoid that.

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

Wow, this turned out to be a great and humorous thread I hope we all keep it going because I have made my flesh light a beneficiary for my pension and 401k plan.

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[KeymasterKeymaster]

sidecar wrote:

Never used one. Couldn’t say.

Man. I’m telling you. It pays for itself in one “date”.

And you don’t even need to take it to see 50-Shades-of-OMG-There’s-a-sequel-coming-out. Opens 02.14 – on International MGTOW Day.

My fleshlight has “VAWA” written on the side. It’s a bookend now. She “wasn’t feeling it” and needed space.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

They don’t make those anymore.

Sure they do. You just need to pick different hobbies and different social groups. There are no sloppy asses halfway up a mountain. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not claiming NAWALT. They’re all bats~~~ crazy in other ways, but at least they keep their crazy in shape.

Keymaster wrote:

Man. I’m telling you. It pays for itself in one “date”.

Never pay. Period.

I suppose if someone gave me one for free I might try it, but I don’t really have a need for one.

And you don’t even need to take it to see 50-Shades-of-OMG-There’s-a-sequel-coming-out.

Never do that either.

My fleshlight has “VAWA” written on the side.

Now THAT is f~~~ing hilarious.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

great discussion gents! hilarious!

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

But I had to do the cuddle s~~~.

Always at her place. Never at yours.

It’s a lot easier to walk out of her place than to kick her out of yours. When it’s time to cuddle you should already have your boots on and be out the door. “I’ve got this big proposal I need to work on for tomorrow. I’ll call you this weekend maybe.”

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Honestly? I’ve tried pretty much ALL the fleshlights and none of them are very good. HOWEVER, one thing that Fleshlight makes is something called the “Quickshot Vantage” and it’s EXCELLENT!

Quickshot: Vantage

It’s cheaper than the fleshlight, and feels BETTER than the fleshlight! Best of all it’s open on one end so you don’t get it all messy inside and have to clean the crap out of it or worry about germs.

Protip: Take it out of the plastic sleeve unless you’re a smaller guy. Almost squeezed my f~~~ing dick off when I tried to f~~~ it with the sleeve on, and I’m not super big or anything.

Protip 2: The kind of lube you use REALLY matters. I really HATE the Fleshlight lube. Honestly it’s no better than Aquafina water. I’ve tried dozens of lubes, and this is my favorite so far:

http://stayswetlonger.com/products/wet-light-liquid-lubricant/

You really have to experiment a lot in order to get something decent. I’ve spent literally THOUSANDS of dollars, and my favorite thing of all is the $27 Quickshot Vantage and the cheap (per ounce) “Wet” lubricant.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Keymaster wrote:

It was UNBELIEVABLY like the real thing.

With or without condoms because i will have to compare the 2 now and this will be risky. I mean i might get VD on my PP (or some other disease) or have some bastard kid but if i try it raw then buy a fleshlight then compare them i can surely make a better review on one.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

DarkRyu wrote:

The kind of lube you use REALLY matters

Feminist tears are the best.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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