What is the craziest gift you bought for ex pumpkin?

[ghostParticipant]

I will start things off. I bought her a brand new German luxury coupe.

I have no shame in admitting my stupidity. It wasn’t a big expense for me but it was still dumb. It was a good learning experience.

Car was returned though, not that I really cared at that point anyway.

[GregB0Participant]

I bought her a king sized dildo that I presented as I walked out the door for the last time. Figuratively and literally I told her to “Go F~~~ Yourself.“

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 6]

Stuffed Tiger

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The most ironic gift I bought her was a iPad. One day I was going to use it to look something up. I don’t remember what it was, but it started with an “m”. As soon as I typed the “m” in, match.com popped up. So I opened it and found her profile and all the flirting she was doing. Granted things weren’t going well in our marriage but we hadn’t split up, YET. She wasn’t even smart enough to close out of her profile so I got to see everything.

That night I learned what monkey-branching was, I just hadn’t heard the term until I got here.

Order the good wine

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

GregB0 wrote:

I bought her a king sized dildo that I presented as I walked out the door for the last time. Figuratively and literally I told her to “Go F~~~ Yourself.“

The merchant nomenclature was “THE KING KONG SHLONG”

Fortunately as a Swabian I’m a cheap son of bitch. The only gift that I ever gave (that was honestly appreciated) was a Shrade Lock Blade.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

A wedding ring.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

A nice used car, while I drove around in a junker.

[Anonymous 43]

A jar of peanuts. Merry f~~~ing Christmas ya nut job.

[Anonymous 13]

My house and all it’s contents plus every single penny I earned PLUS my f~~~ing pension.

The f~~~ing C~~~.

For the love of GOD stay away from these thieving f~~~ing c~~~s backed by cops and f~~~ing corrupt man hating court systems.

I’m ruined for life because of this.

Stay the f~~~ away from women.

What the f~~~ is it gonna take.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

ghost wrote:

I will start things off. I bought her a brand new German luxury coupe.

I have no shame in admitting my stupidity. It wasn’t a big expense for me but it was still dumb. It was a good learning experience.

Car was returned though, not that I really cared at that point anyway.

Similar: BMW and a Mini (not at the same time); all her debt; iPhone, iPad, and other Thunderc~~~-enablers (idiot that I was); and most recently my freedom (divorce). Although the courts gifted her the last one.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[ghostParticipant]

MoreSky wrote:

Thunderc~~~-enablers

LOL

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