Wedding Night Humor

[HitmanParticipant]

a young couple, childhood sweethearts have been dating for years .
they decide early on to save intercourse for their wedding night ,
after years of kissing, hugging, years of blue b~~~~,
the BIG night comes after years of waiting ,
the marriage ceremony is over,the guests have all left and they go to their suite,
“let me get into something more comfortable” she says,
out from the bathroom she comes, in a beautiful lingere and high heels,
“um, uh, ” he says .. “what’s wrong my love , we waited so long for tonight” she says,
he replies ” i’m scared o.k.?” ..
“scared of what ?” she answers,..
he replies” you know, scared of the teeth women have in their private area ”
“nonsense, that’s absurd ! i’ll SHOW you ” ,
she pulls her lacy g-string to the side to show her well manicured pussy, …
“you SEE ? i don’t have any teeth in my vagina ”
he says ” OF COURSE YOU DON’T , LOOK AT THE CONDITION OF YOUR GUMS !!! ”

this joke can be told as long as you care to draw out all the details .LMMFAO ! enjoy ..

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

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[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Btw, loved the joke 😀
I just feel like this thread should go on with some epic pics…for NO reason. Don’t want to leave this thread empty, although it served it’s purpose hahaha

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[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

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