We Only Need Five Words

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

I think it’s come down to men and MGTOWs only needing five words out of the entire English language when dealing with women.

 

“What do you need”?

and

“No”.

 

It would appear they can be used universally in any conversation.

Her:  “Hi!”

Him: “What do you need”?

Her:?????????

Him: …………….

Her: “Hmmm.  So what are you doing tonight?”

Him: “What do you need?”

Her: “Ummmm could you help me move?”

Him: “No.”

 

or sometimes we could simply eliminate the other four words, thusly sparing us unneeded discourse with them, since we already know that they want something.

 

Her: “Hiiiiiiiiiii”

Him: “No.”

 

But for entertainment purposes, they can be used in direct combination, or in any order.

Her: “Are you busyyyy?”

Him: “No.  What do you need?”

Her: “Can you pick me up from my friend’s tonight?”

Him: “No.”

Her: “awwwww Joohnnnnyyyyyyyyyy”

Him: “What?”

Her: “I neeeed your help”

Him: “Do you?”

Her: “Yessssss”

Him: “No.”

 

lol

 

 

[EdogParticipant 254]

I laughed my ass off reading that! Perfect!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I also like: “What’s in it for me?”

Those five words are generally applicable, not just when dealing with women.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Brilliant. The creative combinations of the words does make for quick, yet entertaining, conversation.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

😂

[RoyDalParticipant]

Two thumbs up!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 0]

“What do you need?”

 

BRILLIANT!!! Thanks 😀 I was looking for something useful like this…

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

@Willy: Good stuff man.

 

Two weeks ago this happened to me:

Woman: You know you would be very happy if you let me into your life?

Me: Really? I would? But would I have to gain by doing that?

Woman: (perking up) A woman like me!

Me: So that means you have nothing to offer.

End of discussion.

This woman has not only hit the wall hard but has two kids, a low paying job, and past her expiration date. Her desperation was amusing though.

MGTOW and the word NO are the only way to go!

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Color me entertained! Hilarious.

(More and more my brain is scrambling to come up with ways to contribute to this forum and not sound like an idiot… but I’m just trying to get on base while you guys are knocking it out of the park with this stuff!)

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Thanks guys.  Glad you got a laugh, and apart from the humour, I’m going to try to start experimenting with this combination of words with my next ten….or say…..every encounter with a woman from here on.  It could be interesting. 🙂

Entropy wrote:

Color me entertained! Hilarious. (More and more my brain is scrambling to come up with ways to contribute to this forum and not sound like an idiot… but I’m just trying to get on base while you guys are knocking it out of the park with this stuff!)

No need to scramble your brain, brother, anything you can share with us is of value.  We need all our stories, and none of them will make us sound like an idiot.  We reserve that right for the feminists.

Cheers.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

EscapedMentalPatient wrote:

It would appear they can be used universally in any conversation. Her:  “Hi!” Him: “What do you need”? Her:????????? Him: ……………. Her: “Hmmm.  So what are you doing tonight?” Him: “What do you need?” Her: “Ummmm could you help me move?” Him: “No.”

Won’t pay for back surgery after you’ve thrown your back out hauling this bitch’s s~~~ up 3 flights of stairs, which she’ll fail to mention. Won’t be there to rub your back every night it hurts for for the rest of your life. Doesn’t care about your physical well being at all past a “Aww you hurt your back? I’m sorry.”

Just say no.

EscapedMentalPatient wrote:

But for entertainment purposes, they can be used in direct combination, or in any order. Her: “Are you busyyyy?” Him: “No.  What do you need?” Her: “Can you pick me up from my friend’s tonight?” Him: “No.” Her: “awwwww Joohnnnnyyyyyyyyyy” Him: “What?” Her: “I neeeed your help” Him: “Do you?” Her: “Yessssss” Him: “No.”

Won’t help clean the vomit off your seats when she decides to spew everywhere. Will try to hit on you and kiss you on the drive to her house, because the guy whose dick she sucked and swallowed earlier doesn’t have a car, or a legal driver’s license.

Just say no.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

sidecar wrote:

I also like: “What’s in it for me?” Those five words are generally applicable, not just when dealing with women.

 

Oh aren’t they just? I’ve been favoring this one alot lately to men and women and the look I get is amazing. Of course you always get “You are selfish. Why does there have to be something in it for you? Can’t you just be a decent human being?”

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

DeepInThought wrote:

Of course you always get “You are selfish. Why does there have to be something in it for you? Can’t you just be a decent human being?”

Let’s examine that for a moment. They are asking you to give them something, be it your time or labor or attention or whatever, completely gratis, with no incentive or compensation or quid pro quo of any type. You are merely requesting a fair exchange. You are not the one demanding something for nothing. And yet somehow you are the one who’s selfish?

Hardly.

So the next time they try the “selfish” bulls~~~, throw that s~~~ right back in their face where it belongs.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

sidecar wrote:

So the next time they try the “selfish” bulls~~~, throw that s~~~ right back in their face where it belongs.

With a second helping of “Whaaaaaaaat?  No.”

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