MGTOWWe Only Need Five Words – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 08:17:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/page/240/#post-85657 <![CDATA[We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/page/240/#post-85657 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:38:28 +0000 EscapedMentalPatient I think it’s come down to men and MGTOWs only needing five words out of the entire English language when dealing with women.

 

“What do you need”?

and

“No”.

 

It would appear they can be used universally in any conversation.

Her:  “Hi!”

Him: “What do you need”?

Her:?????????

Him: …………….

Her: “Hmmm.  So what are you doing tonight?”

Him: “What do you need?”

Her: “Ummmm could you help me move?”

Him: “No.”

 

or sometimes we could simply eliminate the other four words, thusly sparing us unneeded discourse with them, since we already know that they want something.

 

Her: “Hiiiiiiiiiii”

Him: “No.”

 

But for entertainment purposes, they can be used in direct combination, or in any order.

Her: “Are you busyyyy?”

Him: “No.  What do you need?”

Her: “Can you pick me up from my friend’s tonight?”

Him: “No.”

Her: “awwwww Joohnnnnyyyyyyyyyy”

Him: “What?”

Her: “I neeeed your help”

Him: “Do you?”

Her: “Yessssss”

Him: “No.”

 

lol

 

 

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85663 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85663 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:49:03 +0000 Edog I laughed my ass off reading that! Perfect!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85664 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85664 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:51:52 +0000 sidecar I also like: “What’s in it for me?”

Those five words are generally applicable, not just when dealing with women.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85667 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85667 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:56:20 +0000 Fermat Brilliant. The creative combinations of the words does make for quick, yet entertaining, conversation.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85670 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85670 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 22:01:52 +0000 ILiveAgain 😂

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85690 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85690 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 22:28:51 +0000 RoyDal Two thumbs up!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85693 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85693 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 22:34:47 +0000 “What do you need?”

 

BRILLIANT!!! Thanks 😀 I was looking for something useful like this…

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85711 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85711 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 23:16:43 +0000 Slayher @Willy: Good stuff man.

 

Two weeks ago this happened to me:

Woman: You know you would be very happy if you let me into your life?

Me: Really? I would? But would I have to gain by doing that?

Woman: (perking up) A woman like me!

Me: So that means you have nothing to offer.

End of discussion.

This woman has not only hit the wall hard but has two kids, a low paying job, and past her expiration date. Her desperation was amusing though.

MGTOW and the word NO are the only way to go!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85713 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85713 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 23:19:22 +0000 Entropy Color me entertained! Hilarious.

(More and more my brain is scrambling to come up with ways to contribute to this forum and not sound like an idiot… but I’m just trying to get on base while you guys are knocking it out of the park with this stuff!)

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85744 <![CDATA[Reply To: We Only Need Five Words]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/we-only-need-five-words/#post-85744 Tue, 21 Jul 2015 00:45:32 +0000 EscapedMentalPatient Thanks guys.  Glad you got a laugh, and apart from the humour, I’m going to try to start experimenting with this combination of words with my next ten….or say…..every encounter with a woman from here on.  It could be interesting. 🙂

Entropy wrote:

Color me entertained! Hilarious. (More and more my brain is scrambling to come up with ways to contribute to this forum and not sound like an idiot… but I’m just trying to get on base while you guys are knocking it out of the park with this stuff!)

No need to scramble your brain, brother, anything you can share with us is of value.  We need all our stories, and none of them will make us sound like an idiot.  We reserve that right for the feminists.

Cheers.

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