WARNING Break out the bleach eye-wash

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

She looks like a prostitute that’s smoked far too much crack.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

The f~~~ing COW that Machiavelli posted was hotter than that hag…holy s~~~. Why oh why did I look? Goddamn it, where’s that bleach…

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Think it can’t get worse? Think again. It can—much worse. Sexy-land whale GAG!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chrissy-metz-pinup_us_58c82f92e4b09cd957673196?hub8t0ygdxt4piizfr&

[JVBParticipant]

And that’s after hours of make up, lighting and camera angles. Imagine that first thing in the morning……………………..BJ only.

Peace is > piece.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

PistolPete wrote:

Think it can’t get worse? Think again. It can—much worse. Sexy-land whale GAG!

This is the same as giving a participation trophy.
She did did nothing to earn it (unless you count overeating), but we’re going to honor your fat ass anyway.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Ah, no… thank you.

Valentine Michael Smith may think that a person’s beauty is measured in the lines of their face and the complex shading of their soul from decades of hard choices and harder living, but I think beauty is youth and fecundity.

Straight teeth, bright eyes, long flowing hair, clear, soft skin, bilateral symmetry and a good hips to waist ratio. Purity of Essence… the natural indicators of health and genetic strength… are what men should find attractive in women.

Anyone who states otherwise is either a degenerate or a liar.

And f~~~ what women think is attractive in other women. We know how they feel about each other.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

She definitely hit the wrong wall lol.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[MadBikerParticipant 169]

Hit the wrong wall! Looks as if she ate it!

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

How’s that old one going to kick ass without breaking a goddamn hip?

PistolPete wrote:

Think it can’t get worse? Think again. It can—much worse. Sexy-land whale GAG!

Camping stores are modelling their tents on women now? What an age we live in.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Ice-Jiub wrote:

How’s that old one going to kick ass without breaking a goddamn hip?

THAT is priceless my friend—I read it and spit half chewed cheese doodles all over the screen!

[Anonymous 3]

PistolPete wrote:

Think it can’t get worse? Think again. It can—much worse. Sexy-land whale GAG!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chrissy-metz-pinup_us_58c82f92e4b09cd957673196?hub8t0ygdxt4piizfr&

Why? Pistol Pete? Why?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Anonymous wrote:

Why? Pistol Pete? Why?

I’m a sick little monkey! BRUHHHA HAHHH HAHHH!

[Anonymous 5]

Damn sage that’s funny!open casket looks like a morgue Bunch of flapping meat sacks and stinky fishholes aplenty .

[Anonymous 1]

Oh my. I can predict what they will say to these criticisms:

1. I’m not doing it to attract males
2. I’m doing it to show that beauty can be attained at any age and size (read: hard wall hitters and land whales)
3. Empowerment!!!

YEA F~~~ING RIGHT

[Anonymous 1]

Attention seeking is what women do from start to finish

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