W4 funny

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

I worked for this company before
traveling to Oklahoma to Work.

I did not work But 2 months in 2017.
That was privately with no withholding.
I paid nothing into the system for 2017
The records will show I have not worked
publicly at all in 2017.
7 months last year was spent in the Haskell County Jail.
Affectionately renamed Haskell county Heaven.

Returned to Texas in October and other than some
sideline work this is my return to the system.

How I am being welcomed back into public working.

The first week they just cut a check without withholding. Now I am on a public school build
and I expected them to start withholding.
so they hand me this as I am leaving work today.

Notice the year is 2017, But more crazy is the language.
I am having a good laugh now.
Will use the fathers information.

Will have a good alibi when they want taxes
for the year I spent locked up. HA! HA!

I will have a damn good excuse to challenge
the mental competency of those who are responsible
for keeping government records accurate and up to date.

Cant wait for tax season 2019 when My heavenly father
files his taxes for the first time in almost 30 years.

The IRS cannot even audit me.
They audit your tax returns and The last one they
received from me was 12 years ago.

checked the statute of limitations on tax crimes and it is ten years.

They cannot audit a return that does not exist.

W4 in Spanish for a tax year I spent 7 months in Jail.

I would love to answer some Questions in court
about this and ask some questions of my own.

I wonder if they will process my fathers return in 2019
for the tax year 2018 when the W4 with holding allowance is for 2017?

I never dreamed Pursuing my happiness would make me laugh this hard..

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 54]

Good luck Wild Man!!haha

[Anonymous 42]

Where’s my paper shredder? Government documents belong in the paper shredder!

[Anonymous 54]

I remember now. You posted a pic of yourself once.
I saw in your eyes an IQ of at least 180.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

MGtower wrote: Where’s my paper shredder? Government documents belong in the paper shredder!

Not these. Hell no.
My father lives and has a jurisdictional defense.

If asked anything bout this I can reply honestly.
My fathers flesh died in 1999.

I am the meek one who inherits his fathers kingdom.

I want no arguments with those who do the companies
payroll.

If I fail to turn them in I receive no compensation.

what then?

There is a disclaimer at the IRS website that states
they are not responsible for the accuracy of any
of their own paperwork.
They also admit it is a voluntary self assessment
system.
I am gonna claim the same as them. That I am
not responsible for the accuracy of my fathers
self assessment.
It is true I am not responsible for the
paperwork the company provided.

HA! HA! HA!

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 54]

You look good for your age! Hahah

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Old Heyoka wrote:You look good for your age! Hahah

Are you speaking of the picture on the motorcycle?

That was years ago.
this was two weeks ago

DL renewal
grey is quickly turning white.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 54]

Had you mixed up with someones else. sorry.

Your left eye shows your heart. Your right eye shows your intent.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Old Heyoka
You must have seen the pic on the motorcycle.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

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