(Vomit Inducing Material Inside) Justin Trudeau Appears in Canadian Comics

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

‘We acknowledge that this is basically Trudeau fan fiction,’ says Chip Zdarsky, Canadian artist and writer of Marvel’s Civil War II: Choosing Sides #5

Western comics are such a f~~~ing joke now a days. This is why I stopped taking Marvel and DC seriously.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

No…just NOOOO!!

In other absurd comic news, it was also announced that Tony Stark is “passing the torch” down to James Rhodes’ niece. That’s right, Iron Man is about to be a 15 year old black female. I’m not even kidding.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

At this point, I believe they are likely doing this to troll people.

[Anonymous 42]

Looks like movies and comics are slated for the same s~~~ pile as television!

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

There is a lot of events going on in real life to vomit over. A private company making foolish decisions is not such a reason. You can instead laugh. Either laugh at their foolishness, or laugh how this will hurt the bottom line in lack of product sales.

By the way, did you hear how Marvel Comics is having the new “Iron MAN” be a teenage girl.

I do not know about you, but I welcome this travesty of gender grammar. Because this will likely push the “Teenage Tony Stark” storyline further down the memory hole.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

That’s right, Iron Man is about to be a 15 year old black female. I’m not even kidding.

I hate Marvel and DC now a days. They jumped on the SJW bandwagon and ruined their whole franchises. I’m with Faust on this, I think the SJWs are just trolling us with what we used to love as kids.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Thanks, Anthony.

I believe Marvel Comics is likely taking the “no publicity is bad publicity” angle. But, this “shock jock” stance eventually wears on customers and over time it eats at sales.

Concerning DC Comics. The company finally reversed coursed. The company publicly admitted they messed up with Flashpoint/NU52. It is looking interesting. Rebirth has been great.

The original Wally West is back.

Clark and Lois are now married and they have a kid.

Poor Bruce. He found out there are three Jokers running around. And that is not counting the bloody “smiley pin” he found in the Batcave.

Ted Kord is back among the living.

Wonder Woman realizes she has been played for a fool.

Green Arrow and Black Canary are back together again.

And there is actual villain in the wings, that makes one go, can the good guys take this person down. This person is a true watchman, whom is vastly more dangerous than Darkseid could ever hope to be. The being in question is either a “self-insertion god” whom read the DC Comics, or just “god of the DC main reality”, whom messed up the DC timeline for giggles.

And that is only the tip of the iceberg.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Anthony wrote:

I hate Marvel and DC now a days. They jumped on the SJW bandwagon and ruined their whole franchises.

You do realize they’re both owned by Disney now?

Along with Star Wars. Meditate on that and come to understand why EVERYTHING must now be “princessified.”

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

You do realize they’re both owned by Disney now?

I knew Marvel was, but I had no idea DC was.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

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