Veteran's Day Joke

[RoyDalParticipant]

You know how to stop all those so-called protests?

Play the national anthem, and they will all sit down!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

RoyDal wrote:

You know how to stop all those so-called protests?

Play the national anthem, and they will all sit down!

LOL! Damn right, they will do.

All hails to the Anthem.

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[joetechParticipant]

For all you veterans out there…
A general is out in the field with his staff. One of his staff officers asks “General, when was the last time you had sex with your wife?” The general replies, “1945.” The staff officer replies, “Why so long?” The general replied, “What do you mean? It’s only 2130!”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I was an enlisted man myself. This one has always tickled me, especially once I was a senior NCO and “got” to deal with officers more frequently.

A balloonist in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man below replied, “you’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and ……………between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an NCO,” said the balloonist.
“I am, “replied the NCO, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The NCO below responded, “You must be an Officer.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the NCO, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow it’s my fault.”

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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