Vampires used to be cool

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is women polluting the world with their horrific take on the vampire myth. Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries etc. They all boil down to two men obsessing over and competing to try and win the love of some woman with no redeemable qualities.

Vampires used to be alpha males that enthralled and made women their servants. And if they got out of line there was hell to pay. Anne Rice then introduced the moody, melancholy pretty boy that bemoans his predicament of eternal life. Yet even her writing is light years ahead of the s~~~ they have pumped out in the past few years. Twilight is basically Stephanie Meyer’s masturbatory fantasy that happened to blow up and became a mainstream phenomenon, much in the same way that 50 Shades of Gray is that ugly cow’s personal fantasy. Yet again women revealing their narcissism by living vicariously through worthless characters that have men wrapped around their fingers. And the feminists have the gall to call these movies anti-feminist because on occasion the female lead has to rely on the strength of a man and isn’t a Laura Croft type character that needs nobody and is as an affective a soldier as their male counterpart. It’s women manipulating men for their own benefit when in reality these immortals would have absolutely nothing to do with them. Yes I’m an immortal with physical attributes that are god-like yet I’m going to regress to the mindset and maturity level of a teenage boy.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

/video/why-twilight-is-popular/

I accidentally sat on my remote once and watched 30 minutes of that Twilight piece of s~~~ against my own will and better judgement. Yeah I know, I lost about about 1000 man points, but I chalk it up to “research”.

When the dude started “sparkling” i burst into a uncontrollable fit of laughter which never f~~~ing happens when can’t stand to watch something, but that movie hurt me in my b~~~~. Attempting to take it seriously for a moment….. Twilight is all foreplay and no sex. That’s what it comes down to. What kind of stunts and stupid inhuman tricks is he prepared to do for some awkward, flatline highschool chick with no pulse – for no reason. Not even a blowjob. Even in porn movies (for men), the chick is getting paid huge cash to get him and the audience off. But Twilight is so flaccid in its predictable formula, nobody should be getting rich off that s~~~.

Exploiting female nature is extremely easy to do. Oprah does it. Obaama does it. Feminists do it. Twilight a real insight into (and reveal of) the vapid human female mind. The trouble is….. it’s so f~~~ing STUPID a man cam’t even conceptualize how to capitalize on it. He would have to LOWER his intellect and debase himself to such a degree that just conjuring up such garbage and sitting down to write a book that bad would be virtually IMPOSSIBLE.

Let’s say for example you wanted to make $100 million dollars marketing something to women. Now writing some s~~~ about a dead vampire sneaking into her house at night to watch her sleep will be the LAST thing that comes to your mind. Thinking this will make millions of pre-teen females moist between the legs enough to diddle themselves under the covers at night … would be the LAST effect any reasonable person would think it had on them. It’s so bad, you would think NOBODY would buy it. NOBODY. But these dozy broads buy it by the trough.

Women are so backwards and f~~~ed in the head, you would think they would call this behavior “stalking”.
But no! They think it’s “hot” and a “turn on”.

In what f~~~ing universe could you ever come up with that s~~~?

One day I am going to come up with an idea to capitalize huge on female stupidity. Just look at POF (plenty of fish). That is the s~~~tiest, ugliest website and looks like a 12 year old designed it. But it’s TREMENDOUSLY successful. I can’t even imagine lowering myself to producing a website that bad because I would think NOBODY WOULD JOIN! Nobody. That’s what I’m talking about. I truly wish I was stupid enough to make something SO BAD that I will make $100 million from it because women everywhere LOVE it.

If you think of something so stupid that it will make us rich from female stupidity, pleae let me know. You can have 50% of the profits if it takes off. I’m serious.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

A romantic comedy with a hot feminist leaning lead would probably net you some kind of feminist award for person of the year. It would fulfill all the necessary elements. Dumbed down comedy for the female mind to understand, the hot lead that all feminists either think they are or really wish they could be and finally a kindred spirit that gives these “victims” a “voice”. Throw in a stereotypical PUA as her romantic interest who becomes a beta male pussy polisher and by the end of the film has overcome his “misogynistic” nature and in the eyes of the all female audience has made a change for the better. Make it a period piece during a time when her accomplishment would have been less socially acceptable so she faces more obstacles put in her path by the “patriarchy”. Also make sure that the guy NEVER gets to have sex with her during the course of the film and is almost having to ask permission every time he wants to kiss or embrace her. Remember she’s a woman ahead of her time so she already knows all about the whole consent thing.

Manipulate, subjugate, emasculate. That’s her motivation throughout the entire film but it’s portrayed as if she’s doing something noble and fighting for the rights of women everywhere.

It’s enough to gag a maggot but it shows just how simple the female mind is.

On a side note, for your sanity do not watch anymore of that series. I watched all of them so I’d have the material to dissect and destroy. The last two make you feel as if your mind has been raped.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That’s so bad, it’s genius. I love it. Especially “beta male pussy polisher”…. and “enough to gag a maggot”.
You can be the script editor, writer and all of that.

“Written by ….. Chaos Over All”.
I can see it in the credits already.

You really might have something there, and ideas take time to evolve but all of it noted.

Thank you for the warning not to watch the rest. (lol-ed)
If I were a woman, I would do it – JUST because you told me not to.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Lol, I can just imagine being interviewed by all the feminazis that praised my name for being so “bold and daring” to release a “scathing” critique of American patriarchal society.

“What was your motivation for writing this film?” Asks feminzai journalist.

“Well I knew women would eat it up so it seemed like a can’t miss idea.” Said I.

“Can you expand upon this?” Asks feminazi journalist.

“Well think of it like writing a term paper in a class you really hate. You can put a lot into the argument to try and change the opinion of your professor or you can just write something that they want to read and put in very little effort and all but guarantee you’ll get an A. The only difference being you don’t have the chance of making 7 to 8 figures by appeasing a professor’s ego by placating them with a by the numbers paper. It was a golden opportunity to make a profit off of tricking feminists into believing this film was coming from the mind of someone who actually supported what they believe. Overall I’m very happy with the end result.” Said I.

Feminazi journalist sits there wide-eyed in disbelief.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Rock St.EddieParticipant 129]

@ChaosOverAll I would pay to see it. Make that film Gentlemen.

Do you have a title?

Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon?
Forrest Pump?
Polyp Friction?

No wait…. I got it: “The Fempire Sucks C~~~”.

[jambearParticipant 282]

Movie Bob did a pretty decent review of the last 4 twilight movies.

New Moon

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1107-New-Moon

Eclipse

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse

Breaking Dawn Pt 1

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/4980-Breaking-Dawn-Part-1

Breaking Dawn Pt 2

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6525-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-Two

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Movie Bob sounds like he falls in line with the typical feminist complaints about the film.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[ShadowerParticipant 16]

To attempt to understand the writings of this so called “book” would damn the minds of men.

My exs and  all the other women that I have dated have one thing in common. They all loved this insubstantial disgusting excuse for literature. Which explained their dysfunctional and bats~~~ insane behavior and mentality.

 

[jambearParticipant 282]

I never got around to reading his book. From the reviews it seems to be poorly edited and nonsensical. Moviebob is very much a pro-feminazi and SJW, but when you make a good point you make a good point.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I think if I ever create a Youtube channel to post vlogs, etc., I’ll make the inaugural video a dissection of the Twilight movies and how they are completely pro feminist, as well as the hijacking of the vampire genre by hack female writers. Just given it’s Twilight it has the potential to draw in a large crowd, lol. Then I can just do political, philosophical commentary on whatever and see who hangs around. Bait and switch tactic!

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

Isn’t that basically like Kill Bill,Tomb raider,Buffy and so many more male bashing,emasculating movies out there?

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I blame Anne Rice.  She made Vampires into homo-erotic female romance novel fantasies.  I do hope Brad Pitt got paid a lot to neck with Tom Cruise in that movie.  Pretty sure Tom Cruise volunteered to do the movie for free to neck with Mr. Pitt.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Mal ContentParticipant 31]

Just for your edification and entertainment;

Honest Trailers – Twilight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gugBiEkLwU

Honest Trailers – Twilight 2: New Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLXRErjzco

Honest Trailers – Twilight 3: Eclipse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYPqippKVw

Honest Trailers – Twilight 4: Breaking Dawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvo5_Zi-Yxs

The other trailers are good for a laugh too!

Theres no place I can be since I found Serenity

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

that made my colon hurt, please don’t do it anymore….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[…Spectator 1165]

sore here n L.A. lmboooof.

[…Spectator 1165]

new slogan: after this weekend: hahhaha..manginaes are fuct no2w. please speak  w Agent Cpig. Good night and sumimasen brenotwood. sushi.com

[…Spectator 1165]

YUP!!!!!

[…Spectator 1165]

Yes, don’t kill him just yet plz. rBJA

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I managed to make it through the entire movie.

Biggest f~~~ing mistake of my life.

Hell, I had been watching movies like “Buffy, The Vampire Slayer”–that one flick made back in 1992, not the TV show, and the vampire episodes on Supernatural, and Twilight couldn’t f~~~ing compare to ANY of them. I swear, by the end of the movie, I was nearly brain dead and comatose, and I never understood the plot of the entire movie.

First off, vampires CANNOT fall in love. They need a HEART to feel those kinds of things. And obviously a SOUL. And here’s a vampire who has apparently been living for 800 years or whatever and he gets a hard-on for the first bitch who even looks at him twice.

And the girl herself. Wow…pathetic. I heard in other series that she actually wants to forsake her own life and become immortal and she’s begging him to transform her to immortal vampire status for some f~~~ing bulls~~~ illogical reason. And the fact that some other mangina white knight wants a piece of that ass and he happens to be a WEREWOLF–

Yup…thanks to the f~~~ing author who wrote this garbage in the first place, I can never look at vampire movies the same way again. Meanwhile, women are swooning over this s~~~ and having their own Twilight-based fantasies, mostly because increasing numbers of men opting out of marriage have made them desperate and they begin dreaming for their own “vampire” who will swoop down and “rescue them” and take them on a half-flying, half-leaping tour through the trees of some forest.

So MGTOW is working, but it’s resulting in the worst movies ever being made for women to keep their minds off their own old-maid lives.

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