Valentine’s Day jokes.

[BachelorlifestyleParticipant 291]

So recently I’ve been running around to my simp coworkers how much I’m gonna spend on Valentine’s Day. Now most of them have gfs and a wife they know I’m a bachelor but I still tell them how much I’m gonna spend on Valentine’s Day. I’ll be like I have five hundred or so to spend and you hear the ohhhs and awwwws but the kicker is I’ll be like I’m about to get a new air intake and a new gm upgrade exhaust and so on and so on and you just see the greatest look of disappointment from the fellas whom have GFS AND THE ONES MARRIED And oh the women the first word is YOUR A ASSHOLE and my first reaction is WHY THANK YOU and I keep it moving

Me first

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Bachelorlifestyle wrote:

So recently I’ve been running around to my simp coworkers how much I’m gonna spend on Valentine’s Day. Now most of them have gfs and a wife they know I’m a bachelor but I still tell them how much I’m gonna spend on Valentine’s Day. I’ll be like I have five hundred or so to spend and you hear the ohhhs and awwwws but the kicker is I’ll be like I’m about to get a new air intake and a new gm upgrade exhaust and so on and so on and you just see the greatest look of disappointment from the fellas whom have GFS AND THE ONES MARRIED And oh the women the first word is YOUR A ASSHOLE and my first reaction is WHY THANK YOU and I keep it moving

You sir are evil, i dislike you little bit less.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Valentines Day IS a joke…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[bladeParticipant]

Last year i went into jewelry shops pretending i was buying a ring . I would pop in to them all the way up to Valentine’s. There dreams of selling me a 2500 ring crushed . Walk in with a i have 1500 dollars to spend , put up a bit of a fight on keeping price down so you look ligit . Its really funny if there are a couple in the jewellry shop looking for a 3 or 400 dollar ring . It puts pressure on the mangina to compete on providing on the spot .

F~~~ that was fun .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

I think it’s funny as hell watching those manginas throw their money away. The Chads probably spend about five bucks and end up getting most of their action. I’m gonna having a great MGTOW day. Vietnamese for lunch, steak for dinner, and am looking forward to opening my gift to myself.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

I think it’s a Thursday this year. Yeah, Thursdays don’t work for me for hellish bulls~~~.

Neither do the 6 other days. Every week.

VD doesn’t just mean Valentine’s Day.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’m thinking of spending about $400 on Valentine’s Day, next year probably.

I’ll get a GCA-07W professional Geiger counter. Detects alpha, beta, x-ray and gamma radiation.

This year I’ll probably only spend about $45… a tan tanto knife.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Sounds like a good plan. I need to get myself a new pocketknife — after managing to not lose mine for 4 years, I misplaced it somewhere around the house and I’ve been unable to find it.

Ranger One wrote:

I’m thinking of spending about $400 on Valentine’s Day, next year probably.
I’ll get a GCA-07W professional Geiger counter. Detects alpha, beta, x-ray and gamma radiation.
This year I’ll probably only spend about $45… a tan tanto knife.

[GeraldParticipant 3631]

WPL wrote:

Sounds like a good plan. I need to get myself a new pocketknife — after managing to not lose mine for 4 years, I misplaced it somewhere around the house and I’ve been unable to find it.

Ranger One wrote:

I’m thinking of spending about $400 on Valentine’s Day, next year probably.I’ll get a GCA-07W professional Geiger counter. Detects alpha, beta, x-ray and gamma radiation.This year I’ll probably only spend about $45… a tan tanto knife.

I seem to misplace mine frequently… perhaps I am getting older. Frustrates me every time.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[Sky-OParticipant 18948]

Always said during my blue pill era:

‘Valentine’s Day. . .

The day that I found out that most of the women I was banging, had boyfriends’

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