University of Phoneix Commercial

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

More Than Brains – University of Phoneix Commercial

Walked into the staff lounge at work at just happened to catch this abomination on TV. I never knew a commercial could make me want to wash my eyes and ears out with soap.

Someone thought this was a good idea????

Must have been a graduate from the University of Phoenix!

[HitmanParticipant]

my god that was painful.
o.k. ..
white woman, black husband and asian children ..
may be the new “norm”..
a little unsure how that works..
maybe I should have gone to the university of Phoneix ! NOT !

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Wait, “I have two jobs to pay a mortgage” and also “a brain”? Apparently being in the social norms, one paycheck from being under is considered “having brains” these days.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Hitman wrote:

my god that was painful.
o.k. ..
white woman, black husband and asian children ..
may be the new “norm”..
a little unsure how that works..
maybe I should have gone to the university of Phoneix ! NOT !

Painful for me was the breast-feeding attention whore in a public restaurant showing off how determined she was to be doing her school work.

Dumb bitch needs to go home, get in front of her webcam, do what comes to her naturally, and make more money than any degree she thinks she can earn from University of Penis.

This public breast-feeding thing is really starting to p~~~ me off.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

a woman singing “i took 2 bullets in the chest” is hilarious. bullets must be the new word for breast implants.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“A degree is a degree but only if you have a brain like me”.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/06/09/unemployed-gender-studies-major-sues-the-patriarchy/

THat’s a woman “with a brain” and a women’s studies degree which is good for wiping her own ass and nothing else.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

A degree is pretty much worthless when low educated men out debated Harvard debate team.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[UnicronParticipant 752]

If you had a brain you wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of a ‘university’, whose sole purpose in this day and age is too ensnare the young into debt slavery.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[AttonParticipant]

Anyone with a brain avoids the University of Phoenix like the aids virus.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 11]

Women have brains, but so do lemmings.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Women have brains, but so do lemmings.

REKT.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 5]

CRINGE.oh god what a f~~~ed Comercial -you know some people aren’t all f~~~ed up when they study n s~~~. Like what the hell was that.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Keymaster wrote:

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/06/09/unemployed-gender-studies-major-sues-the-patriarchy/

It’s a piece of satire.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

University of Phoneix is a scam and their degrees are overpriced. I don’t even think employers take online schools like University of Phoneix seriously. Most degrees don’t really get you to make more money per hour, especially genders studies, and in the end, you will only be worse off then you started in getting a genders studies degree because you will be in major debt. If only I had a brain my a**!

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

It’s a piece of satire.

One can never tell these days. But there is plenty of non-satiral evidence a woman’s studies degree is a piece of crap.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

the only thing women learn in university is a degree in fellatio and whoring around.

If women wanted to learn something they would go to stem courses.

[MichaelSpectator 544]

This is a wonderful commercial. I want the most qualified educated hard working student loan dent laden slaves willing to compete on the lowest dollar to boost their bottom line.

And no, you don’t have a brain. Because anyone who doesn’t know a college degree is virtually worthless today is a f~~~ing moron. It’s all about supply and demand. Only skilled crafts and specialist careers are in demand not pieces of paper giving you permission to succeed for the man.

This video target’s naive young adults who “don’t know what do to” and their outdated parents who want them “out of the house” and “don’t know what to do”.

Don’t bring a kid into this Godforsaken planet if you can’t take care of them and give them a defined path to success.

[MichaelSpectator 544]

No f~~~ing way. What a coincidence.I just got back up from checking the mailbox downstairs. There is a private “corporate party” downstairs in the building lobby today. In other words: employees obligated to “party” (put up fake acts) on a Saturday night with the same people they’re forced to work with M-F.

This is what you get today with a college degree. And typical corporate office job. Perfect real life example.

Anyone reading this – start your own business. That is how you free yourself from this kind of slavery. Not by getting a worthless “business” “corporate communications” or “marketing” bachlors from the University of Debt Slavery and making 40k per year “plus benefits” so you can spend your Saturday nights being fake.

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