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[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Not on this planet.

But I always enjoy taking a trip into the delusional, blue pill, fantasy based world of some of my buddys.

So, I stopped by one their houses today with some Jagermeister & Redhook. Because blue pill insanity is great entertainment.

When I got there, I put on the new Slayer album so I would have some background music to what I consider Blue Pill Comedy Hour.

I had to get three beers and two shots in before I probed the latest topic which is my buddy’s ‘new girl’ as he’s described her.

She’s still married and 45 years old. LOL

And I listened as he told me all about her. (Note: His level of delusional cognitive dissonance would qualify as a medical diagnosis and get him locked up in an insane asylum)

So. . .

She’s very interesting. The alternate reality that she has planted in his brain via blowjobs & sex has really got it’s hooks in the region of his brain that controls logic and reason.

Like, for example, I was suprised to hear that she has only been with three guys. The first was a boyfriend, then her husband and she has been totally monogamous with her husband until she started banging, guy #3, my buddy. (I slammed another shot when he dropped that on me and nodded my head)

My buddy apparently gets her off harder that the prior (and only) two other guys she has been with. And he has a way bigger dick.

She’s totally planning on getting divorced. . . And soon. So they can be together. But hasn’t mentioned it to her husband yet. But she is going to. . .

When she gets the house she promised my buddy that he can move in. lolz It’s like, she just need to wait for the house to be legally stolen in court first. Awww. . . How romantic.

She’s completely monogamous with my buddy. The guy she is cheating on her husband with. And feels guilty about it, but apparently my buddy is ‘soooooo worth it’ and she describes her husband as an ‘obstacle we are dealing with right now’ (He showed me that in a text from her)

Oh, and one more thing. She has never loved a man the way that she loves my blue pill buddy. He’s the one!! And makes her feel alive. Awww . . . How disturbingly cute.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22525]

What a f~~~ing sap. Sad so many guys are the very same way.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

What a f~~~ing sap. Sad so many guys are the very same way.

The part of the it all that I still can’t process is that she is 45 years old and has him convinced that he is the third (3rd) guy she has even been with.

01: Boyfriend in college
02: Next boyfriend – Became husband
03: My buddy

He asked me why I was laughing when he told me that.

Gentlemen of MGTOW,

There are blue pillers out there that cannot be saved. No amount of ‘information’ or stories from the AWALT archives can save them.

They are just that royally f~~~ed up. And lost causes.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3766]

Sky-O wrote:

They are just that royally f~~~ed up. And lost causes.

You don’t say.

Hahahaha, that is beyond disturbing. Some (most) people cannot handle the truth.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Good for him, i hope he wife her up soon.

F~~~ing idiot.

Hahahaha

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Here’s the wrap-up on this situation:

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[TicParticipant 4329]

your friends tend to be scumbags. I mean guys who f~~~ other men’s wives are not someone I would really want to associate with. Bro, if you have to get wasted on booz just to be able to tolerate being in the presence of these other men, my question is, why do you do this to yourself?

I don’t think it’s healthy for your mental well being. But, hey, it’s your life.

God bless peace and freedom.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Tic wrote:

your friends tend to be scumbags. I mean guys who f~~~ other men’s wives are not someone I would really want to associate with.

THIS! If I had some married woman come on to me, I’d plant a hidden camera and record her willing to have sex with me. Then I’d reject her and find out who her husband was and send him the video. F~~~ing bitches need to be held accountable for their actions…and the guy deserves to know before it’s too late.

[SpleeferParticipant 959]

So what do you guess her body count is then?
I’d guess 20ish.

1. She is 45.
2. She is married.
3. She is a cheater.

I’m confused on why your buddy is with her. Is he gonna just dump her when she gets divorced? Be careful you don’t get caught up with this s~~~ show, could get physical.

Thanks for the reminder on why I’m retired from women and why I focus on my faith now. Building a life with a woman is like building a house on sand.

Galatians 5:1 (KJV) Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Sky-O wrote:

And I listened as he told me all about her. (Note: His level of delusional cognitive dissonance would qualify as a medical diagnosis and get him locked up in an insane asylum)So. . .She’s very interesting. The alternate reality that she has planted in his brain via blowjobs & sex has really got it’s hooks in the region of his brain that controls logic and reason.

Never Underestimate the Power of the Insidious Blue Pill Programming regardless of how many HO’S a Man’s been through in the past.

“Oh, THIS TIME it’s ‘different” SHE’LL tell him, and HE WILL BELIEVE IT.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[HermitParticipant]

I will never understand why people still get married these days and still believe in the illusion of monogamy. The reality is, no one really wants to be with just one person forever, even if they may think that they do. That kind of relationship no longer exists, if it ever really did. A faithful person is just one flirt away from being unfaithful. Anyone can be tempted to the point of giving in. It’s idiotic to invest your emotions, trust and faith into a person. The saying that resonates on this site needs to be realized by all: “She was never yours, it was just your turn.”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Dating married women is stupid. Only thing dumber is actually marrying a woman. Who needs to be wetting their dick inside a pussy that has probably recently had another guy’s cum in it? If you need lube that badly, KY isn’t that expensive.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[narwhalParticipant]

So basically, your friend knows that the woman he is seeing is cheating and lying to her husband, but your friend believes he has a magical dick that somehow prevents her from lying and cheating on him. That’s sound thinking right there.

Ok. Then do it.

[MonkParticipant 16994]

Sky-O wrote:

… she describes her husband as an ‘obstacle we are dealing with right now’ (He showed me that in a text from her)

This gave me the chills.

01. Husband is an “obstacle”. Just a ‘problem to be dealt with’.
02. That “… WE are dealing with”.

I have a horrible feeling that I know where that may be going … “Really baby, it would be so much easier if he were to have an accident. You do love me don’t you …?”.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Monk wrote:

Sky-O wrote:

… she describes her husband as an ‘obstacle we are dealing with right now’ (He showed me that in a text from her)

This gave me the chills.
01. Husband is an “obstacle”. Just a ‘problem to be dealt with’.02. That “… WE are dealing with”.
I have a horrible feeling that I know where that may be going … “Really baby, it would be so much easier if he were to have an accident. You do love me don’t you …?”.

They are f~~~ing sociopaths. Selfish, thoughtless, greedy f~~~ers.

I have my flaws; I have a vengeful streak and no compassion for those who don’t deserve it.

But I’m sorry, the world would be a better place if all the f~~~ers like them were tossed feet first into wood chippers.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Ranger One wrote:

Monk wrote:

Sky-O wrote:

… she describes her husband as an ‘obstacle we are dealing with right now’ (He showed me that in a text from her)

This gave me the chills.01. Husband is an “obstacle”. Just a ‘problem to be dealt with’.02. That “… WE are dealing with”.I have a horrible feeling that I know where that may be going … “Really baby, it would be so much easier if he were to have an accident. You do love me don’t you …?”.

They are f~~~ing sociopaths. Selfish, thoughtless, greedy f~~~ers.
I have my flaws; I have a vengeful streak and no compassion for those who don’t deserve it.
But I’m sorry, the world would be a better place if all the f~~~ers like them were tossed feet first into wood chippers.

I agree with you, that means a population reduction of 99.9%, including me.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Spleefer wrote:

So what do you guess her body count is then?I’d guess 20ish.

You are being too conservative with your guess, almost to the point of a blue pill cuck.

Absolute minimum 60… And she has a wizard sleeve vagina.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

narwhal wrote:

So basically, your friend knows that the woman he is seeing is cheating and lying to her husband, but your friend believes he has a magical dick that somehow prevents her from lying and cheating on him. That’s sound thinking right there.

If she cheats WITH you it’s only a matter of time before she cheats ON you. To be fair I’m sure that goes both ways, but I don’t date guys so that’s not really my problem.

Order the good wine

[MonkParticipant 16994]

Duke Togo wrote:

And she has a wizard sleeve vagina.

Horses collar, more like.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22525]

Sky-O wrote:

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

What a f~~~ing sap. Sad so many guys are the very same way.

The part of the it all that I still can’t process is that she is 45 years old and has him convinced that he is the third (3rd) guy she has even been with.
01: Boyfriend in college02: Next boyfriend – Became husband03: My buddy
He asked me why I was laughing when he told me that.
Gentlemen of MGTOW,
There are blue pillers out there that cannot be saved. No amount of ‘information’ or stories from the AWALT archives can save them.
They are just that royally f~~~ed up. And lost causes.

Hes convinced because this is exactly the kinds of things he WANTS to believe.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

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