Ultimate Revenge Breakups

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Have any of you ever been with an ungrateful bitch, found her doing something in an unfaithful way, and got back at her with the ULTIMATE revenge as a way of saying that you’re finished? Tell your stories here!!!

I will go first.

I was actually reading through my journal for details on this breakup, which took place in October of 2012. I was in a casual relationship with a woman which never progressed to anything beyond online messenging, texts, phone calls, and emails. She lived(or still does)in Alabama, and after a week of messenging and emails, she began signing off on her emails as my “future wife.” This freaked me out a bit, but I decided to ignore it, never mention it, and that way, she could probably get the hint and drop the topic.

6 weeks into the “relationship”, I found out that she was actually seeing someone else on the side. While she was sending me emails about the kind of romantic stuff we’d do together, she was sending ANOTHER guy the same s~~~. I found this out when she accidentally sent one of the emails intended for her boy-toy to MY email address by mistake. There was even mentions of how she was online dating this other guy(me), but she’d always make time for him because her online boyfriend(me) would never find out anyway.

She signs off the email as “Hugs and kisses! Your future wife”.

I laughed my ass off at this. Caught her in the act! And her grammar and punctuation were horrible. Like how she didn’t even have an “e” in the word “future” for instance. So I got my revenge in a way that any English teacher would do. I sent her email back to her with my corrections on her rotten spelling, what she should have added, and also typed in at the end, “Yes, apparently, you have the WRONG name of the boyfriend you intended this for because at first, I thought it belonged to me!” Hell, it was dated from three hours earlier, so it wasn’t like it was an OLD email that she had once sent to some old fling, and there was also mentions of MYSELF in there.

She calls me up 30 minutes later, all embarrassed, and she admitted that she sent the wrong email to me. I said, “What the hell do you think you’re trying to pull? Are you humiliated that I CAUGHT you in the act, that you’re saying the same sweet s~~~ to another guy besides me, or that I actually CORRECTED your s~~~ty-ass spelling and punctuation in that email?” I said we were through, never to contact me again, and hung up. I wasn’t emotionally involved in this “relationship”, so I was able to have a good laugh as I immediately got my journal out and recorded everything that happened in that day’s entry.

Being as it’s a LARGE journal and that I’ve been doing so much s~~~ since then in the past 2 years, I forgot that I even did this revenge breakup. Until 2 days ago when I was looking through old entries for fun and came across this brilliant gem. And I decided to make it a topic in this forum to see if anyone else has a sweet, classic revenge breakup as well.

[PhilosophigusParticipant 36]

Good for you brother! Never take that kind of s~~~ from any woman no matter how f~~~ing hot they are, the pussy isn’t THAT damn important! Plus you can always find another my brother! 4 to 1 ratio.. so poon city!

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

The Best Revenge?

Ghost Dog her Forever.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Wow, no big stories yet?

I guess my breakup story must have been EPIC!!!

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Had a few.  Let’s see;

Break up one;

A girl broke my heart when I was in the Army.  (Looking back now if I ever find her I should thank her for being a whore and breaking up with me.)  Anyway, went to a club with the guys and started talking to a college girl.  Nice girl, but something was off.  The whole relationship was based on sex.  I tried to find a deeper connection, but all she wanted was to f~~~.  Well, a few months in she went to Wisconsin on vacation.  On her return she accused me of cheating on her.  While arguing she confessed she had cheated on me with another soldier.  Nothing that deeply surprised me, but still stung a bit.  I told her, “I hope you are lying just to try to get me to confess to something I didn’t do.  That is a disgusting thought you let that individuals penis inside you.  You’d been better off taking a turd out of the toilet and ramming up your c~~~ cave.”

The she wanted me to “forgive” her.  I said I would try.  I only had 3 months left in the Army and all I wanted to do was hang up my uniform and get on with a real life.  (Best decision ever.)  I cut her off from the dick.  Every time I would say, “I’m sorry, I can’t get past the thought that guy’s dick in your cooch.  It’s disgusting.  I need more time.”

She showered me in gifts.  It was a role reversal.  She paid for dinners.  She paid for movies.  She even paid for a video card for my PC back in the 90s.  She even paid for clothes, gas, you name it.  I’d go home and jerk off to porn, and she’d just keep giving me s~~~.  It was awesome.

Then my final day in the Army came.  I went back to the house and started college.  She would call and I would tell her, “Hey, I’m sorry.  You put dirty dick in your c~~~.  I’m not going back to that.”

Breakup Two;

While in college met up with a girl.  We hit it off and had a good time.  She thought it was awesome I was going for an engineering degree.  She was doing a two year program to be a Physical Therapy Assistant.  All she could talk about was how much money she would make once she graduated.  Unlike her, I know Google.  The best mental martial art of the modern world.  I googled her PTA.  The money she was talking about was for Physical Therapists, not their assistants.  The assistants, at the time, get about 18K a year.  Way less than the 200K she was talking about.  About the time she was graduating 9/11 happened and I started getting letters in the mail that my college money was getting cut off, I was not to move, and I may be called back in to serve.

Well, I said screw that and quit school and became a contractor.  A few days before I was going overseas for my first gig she just pulls up in the exact same POS she was driving in college.  We started talking and she asked me how much I was going to make overseas.  I told her and the next words out of her mouth were, “You know, we were supposed to be getting married about this time.”

All I said was, “We all have our paths to follow.”

Years later, through old friends, I find out she became addicted to meth and was nothing more than a junkie whore.  Revenge just takes time with the stupid.

The Third Breakup;

I lived in the Philippines for about 2 1/2 years.  While there I had a live in girlfriend.  She wasn’t a bad girl, but the typical filipina money disease, her mother, ran rapid through her veins.  She would steal money from me to send back home to her mother who was nothing but a whore.  I’m not saying that to be mean.  You give her mom money, and she would let you cum anywhere you wanted.  I didn’t participate, but 5 kids with 5 different men is a bit hard to overlook.  Everything was in her name.  Especially the rent.  So, when I got a job offer back in Afghanistan, I just left and wished her luck.  She has nothing now.  She lives with one of her nieces and doesn’t have enough money to feed herself.

I do miss the sex with the last one, but it isn’t worth the money spent.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

BigD, good job with those breakups! And thank you for your service in the Army. I also served in the Army as a Combat Engineer and made it to squad leader before civilian life beckoned to me.

These days, I just have women contacting me on Facebook messenger and talking about plans of marriage with me within only a matter of days without ever meeting me in person. One woman who lives in Washington State asked me a few weeks back about any dreams I have. I said that I’m planning on either moving on up to Alaska or starting a farm of my own in Wyoming or Colorado or someplace. She scared the s~~~ out of me by asking, “Will you come to my house and pick me up so I can live with you?” And she didn’t seem to be kidding either, even talking about how she “could work on my farm for free.” Yeah, right. Like a WOMAN would actually do ball-busting labor on a farm for NO PAY. I used to work on a ranch and know how much work it takes on a daily basis to keep it running.

She would also get all p~~~ed if I happened to excuse myself from the messenger chat to go cook dinner, even asking if I “was getting bored of the chatting.” Never mind the fact that I can’t spend my only day off in it’s entirety on Facebook just to get her jollies off by giving her constant attention, but the fact that she would get all huffy if I spent more than 2 minutes giving her a reply to whatever bulls~~~ she wanted to talk about. Luckily, my chats with her have faded away to almost nothing with the excuse that I have two jobs and that I spend most of my available times off-work sleeping(not exactly a lie either). Haven’t heard from her in two weeks, and I don’t really give a f~~~. Besides, my past few days have been spent browsing these kick-ass forums here on this website. Some really interesting topics, which are remembered as an investment in my future as to why I shouldn’t waste any of my time with these women.

Not really a revenge break-up story there, but I hope it’s still interesting to read about!!!

[BigDParticipant 3024]

MGTOW_85,

One thing I have learned about women is they are all looking for Daddy.  They want that guy to take care of them no matter how bad their life decisions.  And if you don’t agree with their life decisions they’ll try to find some other mangina that will say things like, “Oh, you are so right, baby.  That guy was such a dick.  I wouldn’t do that to you.”  Why would someone be so desperate for vagina they’ll put up with someone’s sloppy leftovers?  I’ll never know.

Anyway, glad you didn’t fall for stupid.  Thanks for serving yourself.  You take care and be good.  Blaze your own path.  If someone wishes to follow you down that path make sure they don’t weight you down.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I don’t know if this qualifies as a revenge but it was definitely a breakup.

I was engaged once to an exceptionally attractive and talented Japanese bellydancer… I honestly believed that this female could improve the quality of my life beyond what I could do myself. Everything was going fine until I suggested we take a trip to Las Vegas together. I figured if things went really well, I’d marry her on the spot just to cut all the family and expense bulls~~~ out of the deal… but if things went poorly that would be it.

I remember saying to the cabbie on the drive from the airport to the Cosmopolitan “We’re here to celebrate… just got engaged. If we can survive a weekend in Las Vegas, we’ll be okay!”

We did not survive the weekend. This female went into full-on whining bitch mode the minute we got out of the cab. It’s too hot out here, it’s too cold in here, I don’t like the food, I don’t like the smoke, I don’t want to gamble, I don’t want to drink… and I’m sure that going to the firing range or trail riding or any of the s~~~ I do now that I live here would be right out of the question.

On the morning of day three I woke her up and told her I don’t want to be married. Without a word she handed back the engagement ring I’d gotten her (a vintage white gold and half karat diamond, quite lovely though only $1800) and that was it. Yeah, we hit it a few more times and tried to remain friends but the relationship was dead and we let it go.

That ring and its companion wedding band sat wrapped in felt in my sock drawer for two years before I figured out what to do with it. I had it melted down and remade it into a beer tab pendant for myself, custom designed, working hinge, diamond and all. Now when I wear it and females (it’s always females) ask me about it, I tell them the story and 9 out of ten of them hate me for it… but the tenth one laughs her ass off. Yeah, there are a few females out there who know that we know that marriage is bulls~~~.

[Napolean-ComplexParticipant 24]

Hahahahahhaha!!!  Very Funny, beer tap pendant.  Love it!!

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

this didn’t happen to me, but I read about it and will pass it on as it seems to fit this thread.

A soldier serving in Iraq/Afghanistan gets a Dear John letter from his girlfriend telling him she wants to break up with him. In the letter, she also asks him to return to her some R rated pictures of herself that she had given him back in happier times. He asks his buddies for advice on wether he should return those pics and how to respond to this letter. They advise him. The soldier makes the rounds in his barracks collecting dozens of R rated pics that other girls have sent to other soldiers. He stuffs them all into a big bag and sends it to his now ex girlfriend with a note that says, “Dear Suzy, ‘got your breakup letter and request for return of pics. Your name sounds familiar, but I can’t place the face. Would you mind taking out whichever pic is yours and returning the rest. Thanks. John.”

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[KeymasterKeymaster]

For me the ULTIMATE “revenge” was just … NO CONTACT.

Suddenly cutting off ALL attention. Absolutely NO calls. No texts. No emails. She just doesn’t exist. OMG it was tremendous. I can’t recommend it enough. Worse than ANYTHING I could have possibly done to “get even”. She was so brutally and emotionally f~~~ed up by the move – and mostly because it’s not even LIKE me! It was the LAST thing she could have predicted. It was as if she has known me perfectly inside and out for YEARS… and then realized she didn’t know me at all.

She thought we would be “friends” and I would be an orbiter on her Facebook friends list.
Au contraire, mon frere, j’ai ejected that bitch permanently and it felt GREAT.

I just. Didn’t. Care. Anymore.

If any of our mutual friends asked how I could have been so cold and indifferent, I answered them knowing they would tell her:

One chance. Per chick. Per lifetime. No exceptions.

Magic. If you guys like “revenge” .. try NO CONTACT and don’t ever cave on it, or it fails miserably.
Stick with it and you will feel like a MILLION bucks. After taxes.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Oh, I’ve done the “no contact” thing in all my breakups, Keymaster. You might say I’ve been pretty damn successful, so I should feel pretty proud of myself on this accomplishment.

It also helps to have no stalker ex-girlfriends either. I’ve moved like 4 times in the past 7 years. Not because I’ve had to escape any of my exes stalking me, but for personal reasons, like relocating to be closer to a job I’m working at so I don’t spend 4 hours a day in the commute or finding a really good apartment for cheaper. When you move on, they can’t find your new address.

It’s tougher when you’ve been talking to someone on Facebook or Yahoo messenger though. They always seem to know when you’re online and try giving you annoying messages. Best you can do there is to ignore them until they get the hint.

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