Ugh the stupidity is strong with this one

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

Ugh so as the title represents I have a story about a stupid female friend that I just was thinking about for some reason or another that I wanted to share. So back in the summer of 2016 my female friend who I will call Sarah has this male friend we will call Dan. Dan went out into the woods with a friend of his stupidly unprepared, got lost, and eventually Dan was found to be dead. Yes this is a tragedy and it sucks but not being prepared is another story.

Anyway so Dan’s friend was later found and ended up being a person if interest in Dan’s death as it was deemed suspicious. Dan’s friend was one of those sketchy to begin with people so Sarah for whatever reason was scared (apparently she did not like Dan’s friend and let the friend know this) and called me up to talk about if Dan’s friend were to come over to her house and attack her I was supposed to go over there with my guns and intimidate him or fend him off. Reading up to this point you can understand this face palm moment I had brought to you by another retarded female who can not handle her own life.

Firstly I told her that Dan’s friend… lets call him Dave so I do not have to continuously type Dan’s friend… is not going to go to her house. Secondly I was in no way in hell going to go to her house with my guns to intimidate someone as that is what the police like to call a crime. And thirdly she needs to call the police who are paid well to take care of this kind of stuff.

Boy of boy she did not like hearing that, she freaked out over the phone on me about random stuff I have no clue about as I set the phone down on the table to make a hot pocket instead of listening to that diarrhea. After I came back she was still spouting off about how I would use my own guns to defend myself if someone broke into my house. I could not believe I had to explain the difference on what protecting myself in my own home was versus driving over to someone’s house armed to take on someone. I could not stand listening to her anymore so I just hung up the phone.

I later heard that she called another buddy of mine minutes after I hung up on her to complain about me and ask the same thing of him she asked of me… He was a lot less polite about it than I was lol.

Any of you brothers experience something like that before? Was a new one for me.

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[Anonymous 43]

A couple suggestions.

Number one. Stay the f~~~ away from women.

Number two. Get a new phone number.

and C. C is for Cops, talk to them about this s~~~…solicitation for murder is not something you want to be mixed up in. This crazy c~~~ will implicate you. Talk to a real lawyer, and then talk to the cops. Get out in front of this immediately.

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