Trolling jheova withnesess

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  • #633699
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    Carnage
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    Two women, 60-70 came to my house right now.

    I started by telling them:

    Ohhh jheova withnesess right?

    Want me to tell you your sins?

    I looked deep in the youngest woman, and started smiling like a maniac.

    LUST I said laughing, how dirty you are my lady.

    I swear her face turned white, mean while I was laughing maniacally.

    They left.

    Hahahaha

    Troll them, troll them all, I will not accept dirty, disgusting, filthy people trying to sell me salvation.

    IM A MONSTER AND IM NOT HIDING.

    If god exist he can come get me, my sins are mine I will not ask for forgiveness for them, I will just pay the price.

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #633713

    Anonymous
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! LOL!

    last time they came around here I walked at them pointing down the street with a GET THE F~~~ OUT look on my face! By the time I made it to the road they were back in their car leaving!

    I love kicking those f~~~ing hypocrites! Why else did the c~~~ turn white? You put the fear of god in her intellectually dwarfed mind!

    You should have kept looking up and down at their pussies and t~~~ the whole time! That would blow their gaskets!

    #633720
    Carnage
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    Too old MGTOWer that wold be necrophilia.

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #633724
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    Ranger One
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    I had a female friend who decided to answer the door naked to scare off the Jehova witnesses. They didn’t come around to her place again.

    All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

    #633732
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    Awakened
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    I’m sure they are praying for your Soul as I write this.

    In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

    #633752
    Carnage
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    I told them I would see them in hell.

    So they better pray, because I will be seeing them and I ain’t going to heaven.

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #633802
    Freeman_K
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    Next level trolling. Start at 2:30 if you you want to skip rant.

    The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

    #633834
    FrostByte
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    I can’t be a witness, I didn’t see the accident.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #633857
    Carnage
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    I can’t be a witness, I didn’t see the accident.

    Hahahaha

    Ohh boy I need a drink.

    Ohhh i forgot, i don’t drink.

    Hahahaha

    Freeman that video was hilarious

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #634065
    Crankganker
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    HAHAHA That’s funny. I hate when people try and push their religious beliefs on me. A saying comes to mind. “You should treat your religion like a man treats his Penis. Don’t show it off in public and don’t cram it down a child’s throat.

    You want to make me angry? I will take a bite out of that anger and shit out success.

    #634897
    Anonymousyam
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    I looked deep in the youngest woman, and started smiling like a maniac.

    This only works on young women.

    I had a female friend who decided to answer the door naked to scare off the Jehova witnesses. They didn’t come around to her place again.

    Not bad but were i live there are too many neighbors and i don’t want to answer the door naked because some Mexican rugrats were in the area at the time (indecent exposure is one crime but indecent exposure to a minor is another).

    Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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