Tried the C-4 pre-workout supplement. Cautionary Tale

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

So a couple of guys at work have been using this pre-workout supplement. Their results are quite impressive. I decided to give it an honest try on my time home. No one warned me of one VERY important side effect.

I mixed the powder as directed and chugged it down. Left the house and started jogging down my street. Within a few minutes I could feel the effects. Definitely boosting my energy. I made it about half a mile when a different sensation began to kick in. This one was not encouraging. I don’t believe I’ve ever had the need to take a crap come this suddenly or forcefully in my life!

My jog turned into a sprint. This halted as it was becoming more difficult to control my sphincter on the run. Soon I was at a very painful walk. Sweat was beading up on my forehead, panic was setting in. A quick scan of my surroundings wasn’t promising. To my right, road with a cliff above it. To my left, river. I clinched up and and walked with the grace of a duck.

I caught my break when I noticed a couple bushes around the next corner. They were on private property owned by my neighbor.(he owns around 400 acres) I crossed the road, made it over the guardrail and behind the bushes. The cliff towered up behind me. Erosion from the cliff had piled up behind the bushes. I had no choice. It was coming! Do to the height of the gravel and the small size of the bushes I was not well concealed. Fortunately this is not a busy road. I was committed. The relief was incredible! I was literally laughing, sweating and shaking. I didn’t even hear the truck coming.

My neighbor and his wife came around the corner. I sat head and shoulders above the bushes. His bushes. Shorts around my ankles. We made eye contact. His wife looked terrified. He looked shocked. They sped off.

Later that day he had the decency to stop in and see if I was okay. I explained the situation. He was laughing so hard I thought it was going to kill him. He kept wiping tears away and slapping his knees while I explained I generally don’t defile my neighbors bushes like that.

So I’ll warn you all. IF YOU USE THE C-4 WORKOUT SUPPLEMENT AND START JOGGING, BRING TOILET PAPER. WIPING WITH FERNS AND TWIGS SUCKS!

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Ha, nice.

Deff give your self 15-30 mins after drinking / before workout to see if the bowels get moving.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Dude I’ve tried that stuff, and I can confirm that it increases your energy levels, but the effects are simply not worth it. It makes you s~~~, and most importantly it can make your heart have arithmetic beats. I would definitely avoid using this s~~~ at all costs!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[IceBankMiceElfParticipant 124]

Literally, that’s some funny s~~~!

[HitmanParticipant]

great story!
funny stuff bro..
it takes a good spirit to share that !

[Anonymous 1]

The name itself remind me of some type of explosives. Great story lol

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

I was embarrassed as hell. Not my finest moment

[Anonymous 1]

S~~~ happens don’t worry about it.

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

I hadn’t laughed in months until i read this story. I salute you for posting this cautionary tale. I’ll be sure to avoid.

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[Anonymous 1]

I once ate a very pink sausage roll when i was out with an ex. Half an hour of painful stomach cramps on the train later, I had to go drop an explosive s~~~ in the bushes behind the station, and wipe my ass with an old sock i had in my bag xD

we’ve all been there 😉

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