Trailers that spoil films

[Jim01Participant 6678]

The new Jurassic Park trailer actually spoils a massive part of the film

That scene with the little girl in the bed with the dinosaur creeping up on her is spoiled TWICE in the trailer

you see exactly how that scene plays out across two bits of the trailer. F~~~ing dumb and if anyone wants to watch the film then don’t watch that trailer

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I hated all the jurassic park movies. Granted I only saw the first one but it was sooooo GD insulting to my intelligence I considered getting up and leaving. Wasn’t it great when the big game hunter was out-smarted by the same dinosaurs that the little kids somehow MANAGED to out-smart. OR how about this: genetic experts develop these critters BUT wait! NOW we need to bring in other experts completely unknown to the first group of experts to investigate the results of the first group of experts etc etc. OR how about making a big BIG deal out of how we can feel the ground shake as the T-Rex approaches—-except of course when she arrives in the final scene out of no where to beat up (conveniently) upon the raptors. Maybe she was wearing tennis shoes?

Sorry the whole franchise is absurd and nonsensical. When I was 12 I thought dinosaurs were cool too; but I’m not 12 anymore. The only thing that could have saved the original picture is if the small dinosaur kills the fat guy and then turns to the camera and says: “NEWMANN!”

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

The third one is an absolute gem. Don’t know what happened to jurassic park afterwards.

(sarcasm: Don’t watch it)

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

thor ragnarok would have been so much better had they kept it hidden that the hulk was in it in the trailer.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[WallyParticipant]

I liked the Alan Grant character really seemed more MGTOW in part 3. The Ian Malcom character was a PUA, obviously so in part 2.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Jim01Participant 6678]

uchibenkei wrote:

thor ragnarok would have been so much better had they kept it hidden that the hulk was in it in the trailer.

that reveal scene should have been this though…

instead we got that goofy “yyyeeeeeeeessssssssss” and “he is a friend from work”…f~~~ing gay

and the director inserted himself into that film as an unfunny character because of his ego. I hate that film

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