Traffic Torture

[Anonymous 11]

This is one of those tales where you realize just what red pill does to you.

I was stuck in traffic at rush hour waiting for a light to change. My car top was down, and I was listening to the radio anticipating the steak I had just bought. A diamond dealer commercial came on the radio. To make it even better, I was stopped right in front of their store.

This commercial was a total blue pill professional psyop and very well done. They blathered on about how a man needs to buy a diamond ring from them so these materialistic slatterns can visit their hives and show off these rings. Queue the sounds of women ogling the rings. They then implied that it would be in your best interests for your woman to have a diamond ring from them to lord it over her friends. Queue more sounds of excited woman followed by one more blue pill preaching session for these suckers.

It was thirty seconds of torturous truth though. The crass materialism of women they were using as a marketing tool sickened me to the core.

The red pill grows stronger within me.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

>Best interest for your woman
>Implying i would buy them s~~~ for no reason
>implying i want to tie myself down to one woman
>Implying i would buy the chick i tie myself down to a ring in the first place.

If i was tied down i would never buy some chick a ring aside from the walmart brand. Nor would i let myself be shammed into doing it for her own desires. The only reason women want them is to compare them to their girlfriends.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 42]

My friend is a jeweler with 40+ years of experience, I could buy a stone from India and have it set in a hand made wedding ring, but I won’t, not ever, at least not a wedding ring!

You guys should see the custom skull with two rubies for eyes he customized for me, it was ugly and gaudy when I bought second hand cheap. I had him cut the jaw off and use it to fill in the backside smooth(for comfort)with holes for cleaning the rubies, totally different look, sleek and mean! The women folk don’t like it, but men love it! MG-Tower’s gold skull ring…

Diamonds are best suited for commercial tooling when they’re crushed into industrial cutting dust…

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Yeah, PROVE your love to her by spending thousands of your hard-earned money on a diamond ring. Watch her eyes light up like Gollum as she slides it onto her finger.

MY PRECIOUS!

The ring is your burden and her happiness.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22557]

FunInTheSun wrote:

Yeah, PROVE your love to her by spending thousands of your hard-earned money on a diamond ring. Watch her eyes light up like Gollum as she slides it onto her finger.

MY PRECIOUS!

The ring is your burden and her happiness.

That is a good way to put it.

Those thousands of dollars could go to much more important matters. Like food and shelter.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

anonymousyam wrote:

If i was tied down i would never buy some chick a ring aside from the walmart brand.

Bwhahaha…you can tell a good ring when it leaves a green mark on her finger after she takes it off!

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Beer wrote:

anonymousyam wrote:

If i was tied down i would never buy some chick a ring aside from the walmart brand.

Bwhahaha…you can tell a good ring when it leaves a green mark on her finger after she takes it off!

Im not even joking mate. Either a walmart ring, a kmart ring, or the under 500 dollar ring at the pawnshop is the only thing i will ever get a chick (if i had to anyway).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

12 bucks for a wedding band ring.
http://www.walmart.com/browse/jewelry/wedding-engagement/3891_540912?facet=special_offers:Clearance
Under 100 bucks for the rest.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Faust For Science wrote:

Those thousands of dollars could go to much more important matters. Like food and shelter.

Hell, women in third world countries would probably be more grateful for a good meal!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

This is everything you need if you ever decide to go this route
I did that. She was happy, and all her friends and relatives were blown away

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22557]

FunInTheSun wrote:

Hell, women in third world countries would probably be more grateful for a good meal!

It is priorities. Western women have very messed up sense of priorities.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The 60th wedding anniversary is the “diamond” anniversary.

I can’t ever imagine giving her one BEFORE she says “yes” to the wedding.
Certainly not as some incentive.

After 60 years, maybe.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I’m embarrassed to say I fell into this trap years ago.

Let’s see- I can buy her a ton of jewelry or I can buy myself a convertible.
Tough choice. I think I’ll go with the convertible

[narwhalParticipant]

My favorite recent commercial is the one that says I need to get her 2 diamonds, because she’s wife and my best friend.

Is being your best friend not part of the whole being your wife deal? And since does being best friends mean you give jewelry? Certainly not for a guys, but even if you had a female best friend, does it make sense to buy her a diamond?

And the anniversary gifts are stupid. They are all things the husband is supposed to give the wife, essentially as a reward for not divorcing him. It’s like saying thank you for keeping me in cage and not dropping me in the shark tank.

To be fair though, I think most wives do give anniversary gifts to their husbands these days. They will go out and buy something he doesn’t really want with his money.

Ok. Then do it.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

I can perfectly understand that women like rings with diamonds on it, since they are very much like one another, expensive, overpriced, useless, not good for much except sticking your finger in it, and often used to show off in front of friends.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Anonymous 11]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

Tough choice. I think I’ll go with the convertible

As a bonus, maintaining a convertible top is way less hassle than maintaining a woman.

While coming back from making some bank deposits, I just saw another billboard advising simps to visit this one jeweler before they pop the question. They had this really happy looking male model holding a ring box on the billboard. I thought let me see a picture of him in three years.

I’m driving past the Army base on my way home, and I heard another radio commercial about how this Army Captain’s life was made so great by getting an enslavement ring from them.

So he drops 10 kilobux or more on a mass of useless, other than for industrial purposes, carbon atoms, and she says “No!!!”. Would he get a full refund?

At least graphite can be a lubricant, used in pencils, or even an electrical conductor. It’s the most versatile form of carbon and CHEAP.

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