Today's Fary Tale

[Anonymous 6]

A little girl was walking along a rural road when she found a rusty can. It was shiney and and had a picture of a dog on it so she picked it up. She tried looking at what was written on the label but it was muddy, so she tried to rub that off to get a better view. Suddenly and with great clamor and wind a giant aboration appeared out of the oen end of the can. It looked like a demon and stank like sulpher. Tufts of fire lept from either side of his mouth and his eyes where black as coal.

“Who sumones the great Asmodeus?” Cried the beast. The little girl, scared and shocked, meakly tried to respond with her name. “What is thy bidding my mistress?” The girl stood quietly as if frozen by a suden blast of freezing air. “I have little patience for this child! I will grant you one wish. However at some point in the future I will be back for you.” The little girl stood for a moent longer and gazed at the beings glowing skin and felt the intense heat from his breath on her neck. “I know, I want to be sucessful in everything that I do no matter what” A whirlwind of smoke and spell surrounded the pair, how much time passed is uncertain. But the little girl walked away changed. She had been armed with what she needed to be sucessful in everything that she does no matter what.

At her first job she noticed a man who was successful and attractive, but he rebuffed her advances. She remembered her tools, she remebered the magic words. “Harrasment!” She yelled. With magical force the man was expelled and shamed for something that he never did. In fact it was impossible. But the girl had the demon on her side. She could enforce the evil will of the Accusor at will.

Later she got married. Her wedding day was the epitome of hypergamous bliss. But the girl became bored. He life was mundane and she longed for the excitement of her younger days. So she went to court. She remembered asmodious, “Rape!” was her reply. “Harrasment!” Was her follow-up. Her magical talisman worked like a charm. She began a long line of relationship while living in a place that she wasn’t paying for. As for her ex, let’s just say the torment of the Accusor got the best of him.

So remember gentlemen, just because you see a female who is sucessful doesn’t mean she did it on her own. Quite the opposite! Frequently they have a little help and don’t mind squashing whomever they may along the way.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22502]

you didnt get to the part where the demon comes back for her.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 6]

Part II:

At around 35 the girl found that those around her began to walk away from her. While the shrill sound of her cries got the objects of her derision punished, it didn’t get her promoted like it did before. One by one people abandoned her. The streangth that she she gleened from the sure power of Asmodeus seemed to disappear day-by-day.

The hollow feeling began to grow. Her cries became muted schreeks that only got sypathetic stares and pats on the shoulder. The nights that she had spent planning her rize turned into lonely escapades of fruitless endevors. Dinners with her female friends and romance novels became the norm. Until one day she found herself lying in a hospital bed with machines that read things that she didn’t understand. She closed her eyes and saw him once more. Was it him? Who knows. She fluttered he eyes and stared at the light abover her frightened at her mental state.

Slowly she began to see him again and again. Asmodeus was his name and he reminded her of his presence. He reminded of her deal with him all of those years ago. As she lay dying she paniced now knowing what was fully done all of those years ago when she rubbed that can. As Asmodious appeared again in her room he did something new. He enveloped her in a rotten smelling fog as black as night itself. His eyes stared directly into hers and his cold watery hands carresed her cheeks. “What do you want from me!” She cried with all of her streangth. “No my darling, it’s what you want from me that you need to ask. This has been all in your mind” But why, you’re here, you’re as real as anything else in this room!” She explaimmed trembling. He slowly picked her up to deliver her to her final resting place. “My sweet, you still don’t understand. I’m not an external force. I am you, I am your nature, I am your essence.” He paused to let that sink in to her already dim mind. He continued, “I’m the female nature that you fervantly trusted. I’m the little white lie that you thought no one knew. I am the political rally that moved oy to tears. Without these things I am nothing. So, now. I come for you.”

On a bright sunny day a young woman walked into a brightly lit store. On the shelf sat a can that apparently gotten damaged in delivery. Full of adventure tohe girl took the can up to the counter. “It’s free Dear, just take it.” As she walked out of the store the girl notcied that the writing on the label was smudged. So she rubbid it several times. As if by magic a giant demon appeared in a cloud of greasy and foul smelling smoke. “ho summons the great Asmodeus?” The fiery creature barked.

[Anonymous 6]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

you didnt get to the part where the demon comes back for her.

Sorry about that sir, I have followed that up.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

Ah Travis you weave a fine tale, as any good Southerner can : )

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Love the name. Lol.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Well, this is better than Stephen King.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[WolfParticipant 890]

Anonymous wrote:

So remember gentlemen, just because you see a female who is sucessful doesn’t mean she did it on her own. Quite the opposite!

Bingo!

Google the richest women in the world. The vast majority attained their wealth from a husband or father.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Wolf wrote:

Travis3000 wrote:

So remember gentlemen, just because you see a female who is sucessful doesn’t mean she did it on her own. Quite the opposite!

Bingo!

Google the richest women in the world. The vast majority attained their wealth from a husband or father.

Subtract the wealth they acquire from inheritance and you’ll see that women are worth squat.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3753]

Thanks for the story, Travis. Top notch.

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