To White Knight or not-Ezekiel Elliott

[TaxGuyParticipant]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/cowboys-concern-grows-ezekiel-elliott-keeps-dumb-things-181208497.html

Ezekiel Elliot, running back for the Dallas Cowboys, got in the middle of a fight between a woman and a man at a bar last night. He white knighted for the girl and ended up punching the guy in the face (allegedly) and broke his nose. Standing up for a woman, good right?

Well, maybe not if you already have a domestic violence case from back in college that is still pending. You see, our Mr. Elliot is apparently NOT a white knight because of this. So instead of being the good guy, now he’s a bad guy with anger issues.

It’s so weird. Standing up for a woman is good, unless it’s not. Then it’s bad. And it’s all based on the perception of the people that view what he did. Hell, the domestic violence charge, and it’s still just a charge, has the NFL thinking about suspending him for the first couple of games this season BEFORE this incident.

Now, let’s review class. What is the correct answer:

A. Always White Knight. Regardless of the trouble you get in it’s totally worth it. The woman will be forever grateful, and she might even touch your pee pee.

B. Depends: You should generally white knight, but you have to think about what you’ve already done and how your help could be perceived as you just being a violent person.

C. No F~~~’s Given. First of all, don’t ever hit a woman. Don’t give her the satisfaction of knowing that she can push you that far. If you are at that s~~~ test, you’ve already failed about 100 of them. So, get the hell away. And NEVER, EVER white knight. You don’t want to insult cupcake, she’s a strong independent woman that can fight her own battles.

You can grade your own papers, you already know the answer.

Order the good wine

[GregB0Participant]

TaxGuy wrote:

maybe not if you already have a domestic violence case from back in college that is still pending.

I would point out that Mr Elliot is a few blades short from being sharp. One bitten, twice shy does not only apply to paying for oral sex.

TaxGuy wrote:

B. Depends: You should generally white knight, but you have to think about what you’ve already done and how your help could be perceived as you just being a violent person.

He choose to intervene and is now paying the consequences from the first issue. As members say time and time again, you have to be smart as they are out to get you.

C is the correct answer, as in “Sorry that this guy is buggin you, but I have to “C-ize the moment to say C you later.”

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 6]

Well there goes the Cowboys chances at relevance this year….GO PATS!!!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Well there goes the Cowboys chances at relevance this year….GO PATS!!!

He’ll probably only miss a couple of games. Just enough so he’ll be fresh for the playoffs.

And you need to fix your spell check. It’s spelled S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S. Pats is like some team you would play for if you weren’t sure if you were a boy or a girl

Order the good wine

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I remember when I used to watch pro-football—15 years ago; don’t miss it a bit—especially the EXPERT female announcers.

[Anonymous 6]

TaxGuy wrote:

Venom wrote:

Well there goes the Cowboys chances at relevance this year….GO PATS!!!

He’ll probably only miss a couple of games. Just enough so he’ll be fresh for the playoffs.

And you need to fix your spell check. It’s spelled S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S. Pats is like some team you would play for if you weren’t sure if you were a boy or a girl

Nahh i spelled it right brother. Patriots is the team for the grown ups. You Steeler guys will get there one day. But We are a team on a mission.

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