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  • #747549
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    Because its like a f~~~in pub thats why .

    That old culture of going to the pub for a job or a problem . The latest news on the biggest whore was and a blow job could cost as little as a couple of beers .

    S~~~ our court back in the day was and still is i think straight across the road from the court . Even as a kid i can remember how some court cases were decided in the pub . In my early twenties a mentor was accused by a money hungry little whore of s~~~ he didnt do in honesty . The court and pub use to go hand in hand and a few other pubs back then acted as meet ups . Lawyers never trust em . Dad did a bit of night time bouncing as a kid for extra cash .

    But pubs see there is an example of where communities came together . Saving money and time with dumb woman abusing the law and saved time and money . Common sense .

    Maybe you might be looking for a laugh pubs were good for that .

    You can find lots of good things in pubs .

    Pubs are fading as community brakedown continues to accelerate . Florists and jewellry shops fade away so are news agencies or news stands for our us bro’s . Pubs are a gathering place for communities which is dying .

    SO ON TITTY TWISTER PUT UP WHAT YOU WANT .

    Off topic any f~~~in thing ya want .

    DOLLARS FOR BROKE OR TRAVELLING BRO’S.

    I thought of this for bro’s that don’t have much cash . Make some of these and stand near a busy place and twirl it . People will come to you to buy it . Simple and effective you dont even have to be a salesmen it sells its self .

    You can go to a timber yard and ask if you can grab some good off cuts of timber they are throwing out . Get to know the dude at the timber yard and ask him about the good quality timbers he has that he might put away those off cuts . Give him a bullroarer .

    Grab a aerosol can of gloss lacker to make the grain stand out .( Note .
    If using aerosol laquers turn the tin upside down and blow its self clean other wise your can will be clogged next time you use it ).

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    TONIGHTS BACK ROOM TITTY TWISTER BRAWL I PRESENT

    PUNTO VS SASQUATCH

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    Heyoky reckons he would bang every last one of em in his hairy ball wonder woman costume on his american flag painted bat moped .

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    Meanwhile dog YOUTUBE dog f~~~er Whitney Wisconsin threatened some dumb bitch over a dog f~~~ing dispute .

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    I am thinking of running fibire optics threw my startrek uss mother f~~~er table i am building out of campha timber . I am pretending that i am building it for a real crew type s~~~ in my head like land of the giants s~~~ .

    This brings back time smell excitement amazement all gave hope . Music next to memory center .

    ATOMIC BOMB lovers this is for you and it has nice tranquel music

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    Runs an 8 on blades coolasf~~~omometer

    So anyone f~~~ around with fibre optics . Going to get a cheap china thing from a local cheap shop . For startrek coffee table

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #747560
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    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #747568
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    Cool bullroarer. Looks like Aussie nunchucks.

    Back off Barbie!

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    Cool bullroarer. Looks like Aussie nunchucks.

    long tear drop shape and smaller is what i seen . Bit of leather if instead of the holdy stick .

    Whats something cool you like or have liked . Sport making models astronomy . Anything ?

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    #747593
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    Astronomy is the s~~~ man. The planet Jupiter emits it’s own radiation, kind of like a failed Star not big enough to ignite. The pressure inside of Jupiter is so high wired things like metallic hydrogen are possible, or maybe pickup truck size diamonds. Mind blowing stuff.

    Back off Barbie!

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    Astronomy is the s~~~ man. The planet Jupiter emits it’s own radiation, kind of like a failed Star not big enough to ignite. The pressure inside of Jupiter is so high wired things like metallic hydrogen are possible, or maybe pickup truck size diamonds. Mind blowing stuff.

    I watched a planet explode along time ago . Pretty cool s~~~ .

    Wonder if we new how the center of earth with its magic what is there .

    Humans i reckon have lost things mentally that were once known as natural . Magnetic fields fascinate me in nature why not humans . Look how dumb millineals are now .

    Could telepathy or some other unknown or undiscoverd and powers to travel space in a way completely unthourgt of .

    I like picturing myself floating above earth and thinking how miniscule in time and space our lives are .

    It is human perception time .

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    Hey blade, some may say you have an infatuation with landwhales! I agree! It’s amazing their skeletons don’t shatter from the immense strain put on them…

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    I do tower bro . I see the landwhale as the future . Buisnesses will pop up to accompany this evolution fueled by s~~~ food outlets . We had one maccas as a kid . Now there f~~~in everywhere and WOMAN CANT COOK .

    I blade have f~~~ed some megga bush pigs . It was more to shock my mates . I took a lolly jar upstairs with me and a plumper once too .

    Tips and tricks . Get a chick to have a few cool mints before giving you a blow job .

    There will be barns not restraunts . Feeders will attend the feeding and ultiginas washing them down with a car sponge and gerni .

    Landwhale cars design . Car for the landwhale with ocean seats not bucket .

    Heads up display alerting a target s~~~ food stop is comming up .

    A wooden tree hook for rolling them over like a log .

    The landwhale fuel cell .

    Come on who hasnt harpooned a landwhale in there day . Haha .

    Ps. Never done a ssbbw and never want to .

    But no bro i find landwhales funny . When they see food and say yummy i crack up . They all say yummy . It must be a landwhale evolution echo beaming the food or some s~~~ .

    Studying the modern day millennial chads at moment . Discoverd new species . CHADGINA . Its disgusting

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    Darryl hannah time lapse hitting the wall

    F~~~ she would have a massive c~~~ count and trophy c~~~ cabinet . Lots of c~~~ this one .

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    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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    F~~~ pillable i was p~~~ing me self laughing at the van damme . Lmfao .

    50 cent new age . Ok im there hows this .

    Haters will always hate bro let it consume them .

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    Someone set of a home made hot air ballon out of brown garbage bags a couple of months ago early in the morning still dark . As they get high they look like a large glowing red ball . Get in trouble if they get caught .

    I had a huge kite on the end of a big fishing rod with 400 meters of fireline . A dude from the airport rolled up and said i had to stay at 200 meters and under . Funny as .

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    Lol, that Darth Gangnam style is funny as hell. You know hats like actually one of my favorite songs of all time, I like it cause he’s a f~~~ing asshole,and how he dances, song is catchy too, I actually bust those moves when I think about the haters from pure joy.

    Need to get our interlects to design us a lightsaber i can build . End times we are in .

    The world is at war and f~~~ the haters . We are jedi .

    Ps. Sorry about aldaran tower .

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    Did you just make this a alien thread?

    Titty twister anything ya want to throw up .

    Change topic what ever bro .

    Throwing in little travelling and making s~~~ like the bullroarer . Simple to make .

    This dude has talent . Best farter in the world a pro .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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    Yeah I was watching the other day on tv in NY how a drone almost crashed into a helicopter,

    FAA regulations prohibit flying in an aerodrome and over 500ft strictly prohibited, only certified aircraft and licensed pilots. Here in the sticks I flew my RCs well over 3,000 ft attracting eagles and hawks to investigate my power glider, the other aircraft they ignored, they didn’t behave like an eagle in that I was soaring on the thermals and motoring around under power. I used to spend hours flying it like a kite, It would take several minutes to get it back down again.

    One time my large Seamaster (Sato 1.5 cid. 4.5 hp) attracted a Cessna as he circled and I circled, the pilot knew I was all about not colliding with him as I left plenty of birth and no sudden changes in direction. I have photos from the disposable panoramic camera I attached to the power glider, that’s how I know it was well over 3,000 ft.

    I dented the guardrail on the other side of the lake with in a Seamaster crash.

    Look mommy, a small plane in the sky…

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    It would be cool to see the bullroarer in slow motion. What is the piece of wood doing to make that eerie sound? My young nephews would love it. It looks easy enough to make. I’ll probably hit myself in the nuts test firing the dang thing. Thanks for the idea.

    Back off Barbie!

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    F~~~in cool as tower . That fpv s~~~ i would run amuck with that tech .

    Its pretty easy to make bloodaxe i hope you and ya family enjoy . Do it early hours of the morning while c~~~s are asleep . Enjoy

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