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  • #750783
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    Some young dudes can come across like chicks when they join the site . Some guys might not suite zoom and do stupid s~~~ .

    I did some thinking on this one and will use gambit as an example . Herd he f~~~ed up on zoom but does that mean we should punish him on the site as well .

    Imagine thats what this is . Imagine a guy who comes here and feels he doesnt fit in in society . Gets booted of zoom wich ok i agree if they f~~~ed up .

    But then gets focused on the site as well .

    Then you have a man who hasnt walked away but feels pushed away .

    So me myself are staying neutral and give some of those guys a bit of backing by paying out on yas adding humor .

    I love all you bros on this site .

    This site is where guys first hit the front line .

    I also see zoom as a positive big time for alot of blokes .

    END OF THE DAY WE REMAIN AS ONE .

    Been cutting the parts to my au mother f~~~er prototype startrek ship . Prototype will be around a meter and a bit in length .

    Other ship i have started on the disk and will put fibre optics in . It will be over 3 meters in length . Nice white timber . Cool to because i have used bits with notches as it looks like a blast hole from the klingons . I will increase the effect with my wood burning kit . It will be the starship AU f~~~ c~~~ . My art dont give a f~~~ what any c~~~ thinks .

    F~~~ i just found this .

    Whats a blade thread with out a landwhale

    This ultigina is just a FLAT MATE .

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    Put this up again . Simple to make and sells its self .

    Make these and twirl it near a market or park and sell em for 5 bucks or what ever . Buy a tin of laquer for 10 bucks to fancy em up . If ya young and travelling a bit of cash on the side .

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    Knew an old bloke when i was young on oxygen from smoking . He use to get old wooden side tables . Draw a nice picture then use match sticks to glue tile the picture . F~~~in looked unreal and people would buy them of him . Didnt make back what time he had put into them but that wasnt the point . He enjoyed it and he liked people enjoying his creations and didnt want for s~~~ as long as he had his smokes and p~~~ as he was on his way out . Nice bloke seen him in hospital . Old hard c~~~ he was .

    Compared to this woman who collects actual s~~~ . Bottles of s~~~ and this mangina hopes its not sentimental

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    For our bodybuilding bros .

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    Runs 4:37 garuntee you will laugh .

    Heyoky loved dont touch this . Here ya go bro there are heaps of different ones .

    And sexbots for doll f~~~er bros

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    AI in sex bots . This is a talking rubber c~~~ with legs

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    #750787
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    Airwolf rocks! I bet I didn’t miss a single series. The soundtrack kicks ass either.
    When it comes to answering simple questions a RealDoll needs as much time as a real woman! That’s awesome! I’ll order one of them for sure when they become cheaper! 😀

    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

    #750789
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    Anything goes on the titty twister . A joke maybe some arsehole has cut you off . You may have seen a ufo or an emu in a tree .

    Advise or a skill you may have .

    ANYTHING

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    I don’t get into a lot of the more common things, I suppose. Here is something more along my interest:

    #750796
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    I don’t get into a lot of the more common things, I suppose. Here is something more along my interest:
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    I like bennyhill and my dad loved fawlty towers .

    Hows that . The vid you put up wouldnt play in my country that is been internationally f~~~in raped .

    Lets try this a vegemite add does that play for you guys .

    Wont be long till some c~~~ winges that vegemite is rascist . F~~~in better not halal it that would be f~~~ed to . I am not paying for some terrorist to have nice tiolet paper to wipe there arse . Sorry tuskens but we are broke to .

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    #750797
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    Ok. For example, you and your friends have decided to have vodka for dinner. Accidentally you found a jar of pickled cucumbers that your babushka once canned back in the Stalin’s time. What to do if you can’t open the jar? Just put the lid under very warm water and keep it there for a while. Then you will open it easily!
    Note: the method only works on twist lids! 😀

    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

    #750807
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    cucumbers

    Out of that i seen that magic word . CUCUMBER . Is it just me .

    Known a few woman that have used them as a cheap dildo .

    I see chicks in the shopping center looking at cucumbers i head there to check em out too .

    Wheres skyo bet he has CUCUMBER knowledge . Like a f~~~in lightsaber in the right hands . Jedi s~~~

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    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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    Witty humor is my thing. I saw your video, and remember it.

    I knew a girl that wanted to so badly learn how to spin her body around on a man without getting off of his penis. I was younger and dumber, and would let her practice on me. After, she started showing her new talent to other guys, and I lost interest in her. I think I helped create a porn star… Either way, I was told she has a sex video out by some friends, but never saw it. I should have let her practice with a cucumber. In my youth and ignorance, I became way too emotionally attached.

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    C – carrot!

    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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    Thats some Chernobyl mutation . CUCUMBER that blows a load on ya face . Haha .

    You would of loved SADY THE VEGIE LADY bro . She probably could of opened a jar . F~~~in legend she was . She had a basket with vegies for the show .

    We use to call them TOOL PARTIES . Pay like 40 bucks it was back then . Coverd the show and there was a lucky door prise . All the show girls served the p~~~ when they wernt performing . Free king prawns man that were as big as bannanas .

    You payed for your own drinks but the chicks served .

    They were called tool parties as a cover . Lol . Raised money for a firies family once

    But it got f~~~ed up to . I know one mangina back then that f~~~in complained .

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    I think I helped create a porn star…

    Speaking of pornstars . Me and my mates had the beta cassettes of jackie macdonald and the german shepards back in the day . Yep aussie . She faded fast when that came out .

    But cool story uly .

    I am turning uly into a sith tow . More vege stories anyone .

    Whitney Wisconsin is so sorry for f~~~ing dogs . Lying little bitch . Dog f~~~er for life that one .

    YOUTUBE CEO CONDONES DOG F~~~ERS

    So sorry she is . Get f~~~ed i would be watching ya dogs when you go to the dog park in her hood

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    No problem. I always have a ton of crazy experiences to share. I did a lot of traveling and a lot of living. My best was a trainer for an Olympic team in something, cannot remember, and worst was a woman that laid there like a dead fish. If it wasn’t for my injury in the service, I would still be doing all of that stuff, if it didn’t kill me along the way. However, STD free, and thank God!

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    Hang on uly its A BLADE PEACE MEDICINE INTERVAL .

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    #750835
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    My best was a trainer for an Olympic team in something

    Thats pretty cool .

    6 months off . Memories i hold to many .

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    Thats some Chernobyl mutation . CUCUMBER that blows a load on ya face . Haha .

    And yelling at her:”Get it, bitch! Want some more, huh?!”

    TOOL PARTIES

    Oh damn, I could do any kind of stupid s~~~ at such a party for sure! The last time I had a liter of vodka (in my 21) I came out of the bathroom, shaking my cucumber, asking a guy if he wanna look at it closer? Just because he opened the door with no knocking while I’ve been there. I was upset because considered his acting IMPOLITELY 😀

    Btw, who were organizing all that your debauchery, some special companies?

    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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    Btw, who were organizing all that your debauchery, some special companies?

    F~~~ the ato . C~~~s all owe me .

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    What we need is more heavy music.

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    What we need is more heavy music.

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    F~~~ yer that music suites the gold digging beast in the vid .

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    #750847
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    A kitten could help her… or could fly outa the window. It depends 😀

    Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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