Thoughts Of The Day(in my head)

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

AT WORK
Shut you’re gob and get on with your job
No-one cares about your mental-health issues
Boo-hoo, Me-too, pass along the tissues

IN THE GYM
That’s it, rush your set so you can take a selfie
Gulp down that protein shake and,
Jab synthetic test, in a tank-top vest
I know it’s not healthy

IN THE STREET
Yes, I’m growing the beard long
I know it’s Ginger
This makes me weird and wrong

ON THE ROAD
Go on, rush back to your meandering, meaningless life
Sitting at the table eating a microwave dinner
With you’re ugly miserable wife

COMING HOME
The curtain-twitcher’s at it again
He’s so obsessed
I’m sure when pressed, he writes down my day-day activity with a worn-out pen

IN THE HOUSE
The idiot upstairs playing loud music
If I’ve told him once, I’ve told him twice
He’s not playing nice
He’s taking the Mick
The other dick, smoking Cannabis
He’s also taking the p*ss

ON THE PHONE
What do you want Pater, it’s getting later
I’m not giving you money for the fruit machine
It’s pathetic how you hoot and scream

IN MY ROOM
Why have I got to put up daily with lower-life forms
Is it my fault
Or is it the norm?????

SOME C*NT HELP ME!!!

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