This will scare the poop right out of you…

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  • #305722
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    Chir
    chir
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    Remember the oil spill in the Gulf? They used a genetically modified bacteria to consume the oil. Worked well. Then they left. Bacteria remained. Mutated and now likes flesh.

    F~~~ me gently with a chainsaw. Its right out of a damn horror novel. Even the god damned cover up.

    http://journal-neo.org/2016/09/14/cynthia-the-flesh-eating-s/

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/25/beach-water-bacteria/29270185/

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/04/flesh-eating-bacteria-vibrio-vulnificus-gulf-coast

    This bacteria is eating its way to the European coasts.

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    #305735
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    Anonymous
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    So they forgot, that life and oil is very similar organic material. And that the bacteria wants to eat even if there is no oil, and that they can easily do mutation. And they did not engineer any self-destruct feature (or two, just to be safe) in the bacteria.

    And, now what?

    #305774
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    Anonymous
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    A third of forest, a third of the animals, and third of the sea.

    Those are the numbers we’re looking at when faced with the prophecies written in the book of Revelations.

    All that’s needed now is a limited nuclear exchange to blot out the sun as the prophecies have foretold.

    #305798
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    Now I’ve soiled my chair.

    When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

    #305811
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    Xlrsnbrg
    xlrsnbrg
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    Googling Vibrio vulnificus shows it’s been known for decades. So could not have been engineered a few years ago.

    A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

    #305838
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    Uchibenkei
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    i didn’t believe in a zombie apocalypse until just now.

    I bathe in the tears of single moms.

    #305858
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    Mr. Man
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    In the words of the Dr. Ian Malcolm…

    #305989
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    FrostByte
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    And they did not engineer any self-destruct feature (or two, just to be safe) in the bacteria.

    Where they all female bacteria?

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #306392
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    NotMyProblem
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    S~~~ I picked a bad time to get my scuba certification lol.

    Not my property... Not my problem

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