this is why there are more women air crew than men

[ChangedParticipant 588]

give those jobs back to men…

but dont read it, you wont feel good

Mile high romps and First Class guests who pay air hostesses for sex… Stewardess reveals what REALLY goes on working as cabin crew

Matriarchy taxes us. Patriarchy taxes us. No Fucks Given! If they give us pains, lets give them pains. Daily.

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

As an expert on flight attendants (in the US – Banged FAs from five different airlines: two had boyfriends, one was engaged and the other two were married)

I’m calling bulls~~~ on the sex related claims this chick made.

Don’t get me wrong. Single FAs or ones that are cheating on boyfriend or husband are way more careful and discreet about it.

And the whole banging married pilots thing is a myth:

I spent alot off time with in addition to banging FAs and I learned one thing –

The hotter ones don’t bang married pilots because they want to be special – not just a quick f~~~ for a pilot.

And they definitely don’t want to give a pilot sex and not be the wife that lives off him in a nice house, benefits from his money and lifestyle.

And prostitution: Not the kind the article mentions. But a hybrid form. Definitely seeking out wealthy guys for eventual long term beta wallet acquisition while keeping them orbiting. But not cash for sex. They can get money from orbiters just by stringing them along.

And as far as sex between crew members:

If you have been on a flight or traveled much in the US – There is a large percentage of male flight attendants: middle age guys, gay guys. And out of the straight female FAs, only 1/8 qualify as hot (12.5% of total)

And on a sidenote: Even a single pilot can get laid but due to his employer HR stuff doesn’t risk it with flight attendants. Not when he has seniority, is making $250k plus a year flying 80 hours a month, with a pension and 50% 401k match, etc

The chick in the article is screaming for attention. And it mentions she has been an FA for 15 years. Average starting age of an FA is 24 years old. So she is basically 40 years old and has slammed into the wall hard already.

Bulls~~~.

[Anonymous 42]

I wonder who’s f~~~ing who in the 160 mile high club otherwise know as the international space station. I wonder if they made a gooey room yet, or do they use the bathrooms?

Don’t tell me nobody has space f~~~ed yet, I won’t believe it!

I would space f~~~ if given the opportunity!

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Don’t tell me nobody has space f~~~ed yet, I won’t believe it!

I reckon that the first time there was a man and a woman in space they had sex. Purely because they knew they were making history.

Secondly I bet mission control ordered them to do it for experimental reasons. Report back what the experience was like.
It must have been out of this world. Boom boom.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CJParticipant 44]

I’ve read that because women weigh less it helps save on fuel costs. There are airliners in India that only employ women as FA’s and they save an average of $500,000 a year on fuel.

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

CJ wrote:

I’ve read that because women weigh less it helps save on fuel costs. There are airliners in India that only employ women as FA’s and they save an average of $500,000 a year on fuel.

Not in the US. There are some real female cattle war beasts flight-appotamus blobs in the air these days.

Last time I flew, there was some turbulence when a really wide big Bertha was walking by checking on everyone and I was worried when she leaned into me that I would be freakin’ crushed.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Sky-O wrote:

If you have been on a flight or traveled much in the US – There is a large percentage of male flight attendants: middle age guys, gay guys. And out of the straight female FAs, only 1/8 qualify as hot (12.5% of total)

^this.

It’s been my experience that the FAs on foreign airlines are generally much hotter than the domestics, but they’ve still been 100% professional as far as I’ve seen. The only even slightly slutty behavior I’ve ever seen from FAs were both on chartered flights, but they may have just been overly friendly.

I’ve seen far worse behavior in passengers than any of the flight crew.

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

And let me bust up the myth of the ‘mile high club’.

Flight attendants don’t bang guys in the bathroom. (Even on a late flight when everyone is sleeping and the plane is half full)

There isn’t enough room, it’s a place that other people have had bowel movements and there is a gross chemical smell in there.

If a flight attendant bangs a guy it’s a dude she already has lined up in the city she has a ‘layover’ in and it’s at a nice hotel that her employer sends the crew to stay at.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

I would think they would become flight attendants to meet wealthy men in first class.

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

Antipathy wrote:

I would think they would become flight attendants to meet wealthy men in first class.

Initially.

But the hotter the FA. The more of a control freak she is.

And wealthy guys have options.

Hot flight attendants in their late 20s, eventually hit their mid 30s, then the wall comes.

They need to lock on early to a wealthy guy if they can.

But then they are not flight attendants anymore. Living off of the husbands money might be ok – But leaving the FA job takes them out of their hunting grounds for wealthier guys.

Hypergamy at 34,000 feet.

Their own inherent desire to secure ‘better’ and wealthier keeps them in the air. But then the wall approaches & hotter and younger flight attendants get hired and start flying on the same routes.

It’s the ultimate Clitoral Catch-22.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22640]

My dad is with a flight attendant with over 40 years exp. Retired now. Over 80% of male flight attendants are gay. 6 out of 7 roughly, 83%.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

I fly all the time and let me tell you one undeniable truth. The wall is absolutely BRUTAL to flight attendants. The really sad and funny thing is, they still think they’re hot as hell.

There’s an arrogance about them. I always look to see if they’re wearing a ring. They either have a HUGE one or none. But they all have resting bitch face.

[Ever5Participant 1008]

yeah, they just have smaller bodies. Can fit through the aisles better. China actually makes it so only women that are a certain height and weight can be an air stewardess.

The sex and stuff. I doubt they have sex on the plane. However, they travel, and when they land if they are staying over for a while, it’s not uncommon for them to look for some quick sex. But they go out to bars or where ever. That’s been my experience. I’ve had some approach me when I lived close to an airport, asking for sex. I was at a bar, close to the airport.

Truth has no place to live in the mind of a woman.

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

Trapper wrote:

I fly all the time and let me tell you one undeniable truth. The wall is absolutely BRUTAL to flight attendants. The really sad and funny thing is, they still think they’re hot as hell.

The ones that have hit the wall still think they are hot:

Until they are on a flight with other, 01: younger & 02: hotter FAs, then reality hits.

Which is why the post wall ones (with seniority) actually get to choose their routes and will pair up with other post wall FAs on certain routes because they can’t handle being on the same trip as younger and hotter.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Sky-O wrote:

Trapper wrote:

I fly all the time and let me tell you one undeniable truth. The wall is absolutely BRUTAL to flight attendants. The really sad and funny thing is, they still think they’re hot as hell.

The ones that have hit the wall still think they are hot:

Until they are on a flight with other, 01: younger & 02: hotter FAs, then reality hits.

Which is why the post wall ones (with seniority) actually get to choose their routes and will pair up with other post wall FAs on certain routes because they can’t handle being on the same trip as younger and hotter.

Holy s~~~ you’re right! Many flights are completely post wall. Or they’ll bring a guy with them. Makes sense now

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

Trapper,

That’s why post wall FAs all seem to work in a pack. Together, same routes, etc and they will include a gay guy in on their scheduling bidding (ability to select routes, based on seniority, etc)

They can’t psychologically
handle working with younger and hotter FAs once they hit the wall.

Ive seen it. Firsthand. In a hotel room with a flight attendant: Not really young but also not at the wall yet. On the phone with another FA or texting about what day they go online to bid for routes, flights and they try to only fly with other FAs that are about as hot, with middle age guys or gay guys.

And as a result, there is often other routes / flights where all 4 of the FAs are younger and really hot on the same flight.

A nightmare for a post wall, 40-50 year old, unmarried FA that use to be hot but isn’t anymore would be being on a flight with three young and hot FAs that are getting all of the male attention, etc

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Sounds like a nightmare. I was on a flight into Minneapolis an older FA and a younger gay guy had my section. He looked miserable. I feel bad for those guys if all they get are stuck with the older nags. It is what I’ve seen though.

By far the worst thing about flying in my opinion is the other passengers. I had a fat ass, self righteous woman change her babies diaper next to me. I was p~~~ed. The FA thought it was cute. That smell!!! F~~~ that bitch to this day!

[Sky-OParticipant 19026]

Tru Dat Trapper.

My last trip was from LA to NYC and I knew when I was booking it that I would never survive a long haul like that in regular, daily flight schedule conditions and a full plane.

I got lucky when I got the ticket. (American Airlines):

Departure from LA 11:54pm

It was perfect. Late flight. Plane was half empty. I was able to fall asleep before the plane even took off.

Woke up about 5 hours later after a great nap to total silence in the plane & cabin lights dimmed due to other intelligent adults that were flying overnight.

Not a single kid on the plane.

And moments later, Sky-0 kryptonite approached from behind, put her hand on my shoulder and said ‘Hey, you woke up. Would you like some water. . .’

And she brought back water, sat down in the seat across from me and we started talking.

She didn’t have a ring on and my blue pill modus operandi was activating.

It was a close call.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25019]

I dated a nurse for a while that was a flight attendant earlier in her life. She loved it and hooked a really rich guy with a mansion in beverly hills and everything.

As it turns out they were doing a lot of coke together and one day she bounced a telephone off his head.

She said that she missed the money so much that she used to sit on the guys out wall and beg him to take her back.

Pathetic gold digger hit the wall. I f~~~ed her until she had finally hit then dump that bitch.

She and I were friends and she knew the reason. She hit the wall hard.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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