This is a poem I wrote for a girl that I truly loved….. :' (

[The Wood RatParticipant 143]

Roses are red…

Violets are blue….

Your a f~~~ing c~~~ now suck my dick behind this dumpster, bitch!!

(Women) “Oh wow..!. he’s like.. a real! Man!!

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Clearing my head
Fleshlight would do

[RoyDalParticipant]

That movie actress,
With her clothes off, is prettier,
Than you ever will be.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 42]

Roses are dead,
marriage is too,
you’re a fat c~~~,
I’ll never screw!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Only roses were read
All the pills I took were blue
But I’m now on the red one,
So may only all cats be with you.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 6]

I am now red
Once I was blue
Won’t take any s~~~
So now its f~~~ you!

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Once I was blue
Now I am red
f~~~ off, all you bitches
to me, you’re all dead.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

@ Irish-MGHOW & ScarberianMGTOW1988 : my pleasure to have inspired both of you guys…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 6]

Ned Trent wrote:

@ Irish-MGHOW & ScarberianMGTOW1988 : my pleasure to have inspired both of you guys…

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Does that black mug mean Guinness..? (yummy!)

Cheers!

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

These c~~~s aren’t even worth the rhymes.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I once loved a whale named May
PUA’s said she was a good lay
I called her a c~~~
and gave her a punt
and now I just go my own way

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

How to top Roy Dal’s haiku….?

When it comes to gender issues,
Ladies, get your tissues
You’re gonna be doing some crying
For I’ve seen through all your lying
And there’s much I have to say –
Nope! I’ve gone my own way
<sound of crickets>

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

Roses are Red,
My B~~~~ are not Blue,
Because I have Fleshlight,
No nagging or sagging,
My bank account is flush,
I do what I want,
And I don’t give a F~~~,
If you look Fat in That

[KeymasterKeymaster]

This is a poem I wrote for a girl that I truly loved

Old mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover drove her,
‘cuz Rover had a bone of his own.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Her eyes glistened like fresh cut emeralds
Her lips shone like dew covered roses in the dawn
oh look a f~~~ing squirrel………

EDIT
Sorry I suck at this poetry/romantic s~~~ and get easily distra….SQUIRREL……….

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 18]

Roses are..
Too expensive for you.

Violet is your mother..
But I did her too.

Rest of it is hard to rhyme
But baby my dime my dime my dime

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Keymaster wrote:

This is a poem I wrote for a girl that I truly loved

Old mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover drove her,
‘cuz Rover had a bone of his own.

Well, if we’re gonna quote the Diceman…..

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, sat down beside her
and said “Hey, what’s in the bowl, bitch?”

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Roses are….oh look…BEER!

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