There are two ways to argue with a woman…

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

but neither way works…

[RedHeadedStrangerParticipant 204]

reminds me of an old joke:

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

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The original quote is from Will Rogers:  “There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither works.”

 

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there and bitch.

The second one I have literally seen, just in reverse. My blue pill friend and I went out to see a movie, and when we got back, is whale-c~~~ mother bitches about him having left the light on in the bathroom all day. She literally noticed it was on, and decided to bitch at him about it but do nothing to change the situation.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[BryantParticipant 229]

nothing you already told her twice

heres one- why are womens feet shorter?

and another- hay babe you smell that?

No

me neither start cooking

"He who lives with honor dies with honor."

[RedHeadedStrangerParticipant 204]

winna! winna! chicken dinna!

– lets them get closer to the dishes.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Helen be Damned wrote:

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there and bitch.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 12.

One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”, one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

[….Participant 305]

@kingofthesea…I thought it only took one to change a light bulb…she just holds it and the world revolves around her…ps  love the avatar!

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

How do you call a smart blond female?
A female labrador

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

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The original quote is from Will Rogers:  “There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither works.”

Credit where credit is due!

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