This idea, or lack of one, came to me when I was layed off and in between jobs.
What would happen if I did the exact opposite of all these charities out there?
I don’t know whether to put it under the humor/philosophy/business/social experiment/ etc section so I put it here. I will post the link and the script seperately, but because technically it is involved with money and funding I expect the mods to remove the link if they deem it inappropriate . I won’t take offense, I just have to push the edge of reason.
http://www.gofundme.com/anticharity
Hello, my name is Mr. Z, and I am here to annouce the World’s 1st Publicly Funded Anti-Charity.
Your first thought might be”What is an Anti-Charity? I have never heard of that before”. To answer your question, this charity is unlike all others before it.
First, unlike other charities, you will not have to worry about whether or not your money will be put to its best use. You will not have to worry about whether the cause is just or for the greater good. You will not be obigated to donate a specific amount of money. But most importantly of all, you will not have to worry about whether or not your donation will be used for something other than its intended purpose. Can any other charity claim the above? No.
This is because your donation is to nothing. Your just giving me money and I tell you to kiss my ass. What will the money be spent on? Who knows, who cares. Even if I did know and did care, I still would not tell you. You are just giving me money and I metaphorically stick a middle finger in your face. It is suprisingly that simple.
You see, I believe in an America where one does not have to work to get ahead. I believe in a place where a lack of effort and a f~~~ you attitude can help you reach your dreams of financial wealth and prosperity.
I believe in a place where the common man, with little to nothing to offer, can get ahead simply off the sweat of other peoples backs.
I know deep down you share this same dream just as I do.
And this charity is just for that. It is to prove to the world that you can become rich and have a pointless existence at the same time.
Now, the more skepical of you good people might say congress or a homeless beggar beat me too it. Sir or Mam, I must admit that you are terribly mistaken.
I cannot and am not lying as well as our elected congress. You will know my complete lack of intentions from the very beginning. I am here to take money from you without rhyme or reason. Period.
I am not like the beggar either. I can promise you, without a shadow of doubt, your gift will be squandered. Not only will it be squandered but I won’t even tell you what it is being squandered on. All donations will have their full and complete privacy protected.
Sure, other close minded people might curse a foundation such as this. I say to these cynical and pessimistic people: isn’t freedom of expression what this country is all about? I mean, where else can someone give money to somebody they know nothing about and get screwed over at the same time all the while not knowing where or what it is being spent on? Nowhere, and this limited one time opportunity of a life time is my gift to you.
If everyone in this country just donated less than a penny to this greater cause, then everyone would be f~~~ed over equally. And who wouldn’t agree that the world be a better place if your neighbor was f~~~ed over just as much as you were?
Well, good listener, you can now make that happen and instantly see the stunning lack of results right before your very eyes.
A simple donation of a penny or more will help bring this vision into a reality.
Hurry up and donate, before this limited one time-offer expires!!! Let us prove to the world anyone can make money simply by doing nothing!
harpo-my-“SON” 4 years, 11 months ago.
