The way it is

[Anonymous 1]

One of the guys says to his buddy: “Man you look tired.”
His buddy says , “Man I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don’t know what to do.”
A fellow about 70 years old, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says
“Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that s~~~.”

[BoarParticipant]

Or knock her up. Once she has an 18-year meal ticket, the sex will stop…

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[ChummeyMGTOWParticipant 163]

Good one M52, it’s a keeper.Thanks

I’m a golfer and sometimes I find myself playing with new gent’s from time to time, it’s all good and to lighten up the mood up I always start with a “s~~~ test” joke and never fails.

So here it goes: “For my american friends, I did the conversion ;-)”

“This guy was on the on the freeway going 55mph in the left lane passing a semi tractor trailer, going about his day…no worries no stress. Then out of no where a State Trooper pulls out and start tailgating him. The dude stayed a bit too long in the left lane, but out of the blue the dude start’s to gun it…60, 65, 85 mph! Trooper starts the lights and chases him for a few miles, commands him to pull over. The guy abides, goes on the shoulder and the trooper say’s, why in the hell did you start going faster when I was behind you? You were driving the speed limit, no worries and here we are…

“Well sir, my wife left me for a State Trooper, I taught your were bringing her back to me!”

Never fails making gent’s laugh on the 1st t-box. Try it out @your next shingding.

[HitmanParticipant]

+1 for all of you !
why does the bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
because she knows she’s given her LAST blowjob..!

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

It works for 110%. 😀

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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