The very real possible permanant damage of riding the C~~~ Carousel.

[Anonymous 14]

So, I was just reminded of this in another thread, and I have never shared this story here. I am not sure how common this is, so buckle up and get ready for a doozy.

When I was young I once dated an accomplished whore. Now, she was no professional, but her numbers were simply astounding. Beautiful, exotic, sexy, the type of girl who had boys and men chasing her nonstop since the day she hit puberty, to an extraordinary degree. Well, I came across her when I was in my late 20’s and she was 22. Now here is where things take a real ugly turn because she had a problem, an odd one for someone who had had so much sex, she had problems getting wet. She needed spit or lube, yes, she was usually that dry. Now, I took it personal at first, but then realized just how rough her vagina was, and quickly understood that this is how it had always been for her. That’s right, it all added up. She was fairly honest about her past, many men beginning at the age of 13. Nearly a decade of riding the Carousel, all the while greatly under lubricated. Now let me tell you, she may have been hot, but even in my testosterone filed youth I could not get past the fact that this was a huge turn off. Let me be clear; her vagina was like a catcher’s mitt from the 50’s, and it felt and looked like it had already caught the better part of Nolan Ryan’s career over the years before I received a shot at it. I know this may be a rare occurrence, but man did it ever stick with me. There is a shelf life, use by date, and odometer on vagina, and it is an ugly truth that is never talked about.

I actually have a story that is even worse than this, but will save it for another time.

[Anonymous 18]

She is likely married to a doctor by now.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Thank God for MGTOW

Don't care

[joetechParticipant]

I knew a girl whose pussy was like sandpaper. Yes, it wears out if not properly “maintained”.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[bladeParticipant]

There is one f~~~ed up vagina encounter that has scared my mind . F~~~ i wish i could erase it from my mind .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[joetechParticipant]

blade wrote:

There is one f~~~ed up vagina encounter that has scared my mind . F~~~ i wish i could erase it from my mind .

You can’t get un-f~~~ed. Shouldn’t this thread be in Health and Fitness.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[IRuleMeParticipant]

My grandfather knew a girl who had this condition that while she was climaxing during sex, her vagina would literally lock up. He told me how he had to take one of his friends to the hospital, and the doctor had to punch the woman in the gut to make her vagina open to get the guy’s dick out.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

She should probably switch her Lube to, “full synthetic for High Mileage Above 75,000 Miles of C~~~.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

IRuleMe wrote:

My grandfather knew a girl who had this condition that while she was climaxing during sex, her vagina would literally lock up. He told me how he had to take one of his friends to the hospital, and the doctor had to punch the woman in the gut to make her vagina open to get the guy’s dick out.

Did it have teeth too?

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

It’s in the mind. She liked the validation by sex, but physically her body was not responding normally. It IS a turn off when a woman can’t wet-up own her own. It’s a physical thing. Probably she just kept riding because she was more addicted to the validation than anything else. Nowadays women can make up for that in part by receiving vagina tingles via their iPhone. But some just need the in-outs to feel validated, and as for the sensation, well that probably turns out to be more of an issue that the guy has to deal with. Her machine is used to the wear and tear by then.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Without the current healthcare system, these disease spreading whores will be dead from cervical cancer,std or suicide from depression.

Why women hate nice guys?

Nice guys believe in Karma. Karma to c~~~s, always come true.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[narwhalParticipant]

I don’t think you can make the assumption that a woman with poor natural lubrication got that way from the c~~~ carousel. First off, we’re all genetically different. It’s entirely possible that she was born that way, or that she has less nerve endings and therefore requires more stimulation. Yes, it’s possible that she has been damaged later on, but that could have happened from one bad scenario, or from one guy who was too big, too frequent or whatever. You don’t really know.

This isn’t any different then women claiming porn is bad for men because it puts unrealistic expectations on women. I mean, the amount of stimulation required for a virgin is going to be way lower then a man who’s been around and see it all. Not to mention that men are going to be born with a different sex drive levels, and require a different level of stimulation to get them going. There are men who have E.D. at a younger age, and we wouldn’t go claiming that they got that way from screwing around too much, or watching any porn.

I’m not saying the c~~~ carousel is a positive, I just don’t see possible sexual dysfunction as a necessary additional reason to avoid such women. There are plenty of reasons enough.

Ok. Then do it.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

My grandfather knew a girl who had this condition that while she was climaxing during sex, her vagina would literally lock up. He told me how he had to take one of his friends to the hospital, and the doctor had to punch the woman in the gut to make her vagina open to get the guy’s dick out.

#totally f~~~ing believable

The vagina isn’t some steel mechanism, it is basically muscles that might tighten up or contract. They won’t stay that way for very long, certainly not long enough to warrant involving other people with a humiliating trip to the hospital.
I can see no circumstance where a vagina being contracted would be treated by a doctor in an ER with nurses all around, with a “punch to the stomach”. They have medication to make muscles relax rather quickly, and it isn’t some life or death situation that would require that kind of violence towards a patient

Either your grandfather was taking the p~~~ out of you, or you are taking the p~~~ out of us.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Anonymous wrote:

like a catcher’s mitt from the 50’s, and it felt and looked like it had already caught the better part of Nolan Ryan’s career over the years before I received a shot at it. I know this may be a rare occurrence, but man did it ever stick with me.

was that a pun? LOL

[Anonymous 14]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

IRuleMe wrote:

My grandfather knew a girl who had this condition that while she was climaxing during sex, her vagina would literally lock up. He told me how he had to take one of his friends to the hospital, and the doctor had to punch the woman in the gut to make her vagina open to get the guy’s dick out.

#totally f~~~ing believable

The vagina isn’t some steel mechanism, it is basically muscles that might tighten up or contract. They won’t stay that way for very long, certainly not long enough to warrant involving other people with a humiliating trip to the hospital.
I can see no circumstance where a vagina being contracted would be treated by a doctor in an ER with nurses all around, with a “punch to the stomach”. They have medication to make muscles relax rather quickly, and it isn’t some life or death situation that would require that kind of violence towards a patient

Either your grandfather was taking the p~~~ out of you, or you are taking the p~~~ out of us.

I thought the same thing, though I have heard of a condition, forget what it is called, where the woman is so freaked out or something that it can shut down and not allow entry, or make it tough, but if you can get it in, a punch in the stomach should not be needed to get it out… lol

[Anonymous 14]

narwhal wrote:

I don’t think you can make the assumption that a woman with poor natural lubrication got that way from the c~~~ carousel.

Not saying she got that way because of lot’s of dicking, she was that way and all the dicking while dry made her ROUGH inside. This is a fact she admitted to, that of not being able to get wet while having lots of sex for a decade. I did not have the heart to tell her that her vagina was messed up and rough feeling when compared to other women.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

There is a shelf life, use by date, and odometer on vagina, and it is an ugly truth that is never talked about

No it is talked about. Ever heard of vaginal rejuvenation surgery? Profitable business.

BTW we got our c~~~ punt points from the other topic. Good job!

[Anonymous 14]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Joe Bauers wrote:

There is a shelf life, use by date, and odometer on vagina, and it is an ugly truth that is never talked about

No it is talked about. Ever heard of vaginal rejuvenation surgery? Profitable business.

BTW we got our c~~~ punt points from the other topic. Good job!

Ha, I am still waiting for a commercial for vag rejuvenation, or a single movie talking about or showing an image of a vagina. It just seems to be dick talk and dick images all the time from Hollywood. I DEMANDS EQUALITY DAMNIT!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I am still waiting for a commercial for vag rejuvenation,

They show these commercials in my market. I s~~~ you not. Another good reason to go MGTOW. Go to all that work to have some sex and find a train wreck for a crotch. No thanks!

[Anonymous 14]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Joe Bauers wrote:

I am still waiting for a commercial for vag rejuvenation,

They show these commercials in my market. I s~~~ you not. Another good reason to go MGTOW. Go to all that work to have some sex and find a train wreck for a crotch. No thanks!

Oh boy, re-treading worn out vagina has now gone mainstream? Oh well, an inevitability at this point I suppose.

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