The story of Goat Boy.

[Anonymous 14]

About a decade ago there was this guy on Craigslist who used to troll the s~~~ out of everyone in my area. He would go into classifieds of all sorts and s~~~ on just about everything PC, SJW, and Feminist in nature. His biggest target was all the overweight women in the Women seeking Men section along with all the other sections of the personals. He was funny as s~~~, would always sign off with a picture of a young goat just below his “peace out, Goat Boy”, or whatever he felt like saying on his way out the door. He got rather famous for p~~~ing everyone off, especially the women because he kept saying over and over that he would rather f~~~ a goat than deal with any of the ladies there. He even insinuated that he was doing so instead of dating due to the garbage that they had all become…Just not worth it he would say, “I would rather f~~~ a goat”. It got to the point that he even had FANMAIL AND STALKERS. No s~~~, women were after this guy, they wanted to meet him. Some maybe to have some white knight kick his ass, others wanted to hook up, they were curious, and there were dozens of them filling his inbox up with requests to meet…

By now you may be wondering how I know all of this…

Well, I am Goat Boy bitches.

Peace out-
Goat Boy

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Well, I am Goat Boy bitches.

Peace out-
Goat Boy

F~~~in knew you were tusken .

Mmmmmm tusken and all your mates are calling you goat boy . Wtf

Oh there is more to this story

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

This one’s for you joe . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 14]

blade wrote:

F~~~in knew you were tusken .

Mmmmmm tusken and all your mates are calling you goat boy . Wtf

Oh there is more to this story

lol No actual goat f~~~ing going on here Blade, sorry to let you down. I will be sure to let you know if I actually take the leap one day. These bitches sure do got me thinking about it though…

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

Funny story bro, reminds me of this guy

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Are you related to ‘goatse’ (I don’t want to link this)

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22506]

No need, there are perfectly good, realistic, and clean sex dolls today.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[bladeParticipant]

Imagine going into a no go zone and announcing yourself as goat boy . Whats a tusken ment to think . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[KolaxisParticipant 668]

I thought this was going to be about the SNL character.

Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

[AttonParticipant]

Goat f~~~ers what next.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[bladeParticipant]

Atton wrote:

Goat f~~~ers what next.

Goat boy was joe’s work handle back in the dunes bro . He wasn’t doing the f~~~ing . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Outf~~~ingstanding!

Sovereignty above all else.

[nonameParticipant 746]

I’ve heard the stories.
Legendary!

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Like I’ve mentioned before, you are a troll. Congratulations on your f~~~~~ry. Congratulations on not being original. Goat Boy was started by Jim Brewer. You took his Schtick (Yea it’s Jewish slang you f~~~ing f~~~~~) and made it your own. Go f~~~ yourself.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Just know, that I know, you are a fraud.

[Anonymous 14]

Samsquanch wrote:

Just know, that I know, you are a fraud.

Could you be more specific? What exactly are you talking about here?

And I am a troll??? lol This is all a true story, I have no intention to troll anyone here.

And of course I know/knew about Brewers SNL Goat Boy character, and I was in no way trying to imitate it or steal that act.

Why don’t you grow a pair of b~~~~ and tell me what you are really upset about…?

[Anonymous 14]

Chump.

[Anonymous 42]

$5.00 dollars you can have Pandora, throw in an extra $2.50 and I’ll throw in Jezebel! That’s two loving goats for $7.50! How can you go wrong???

[Anonymous 14]

Anonymous wrote:

$5.00 dollars you can have Pandora, throw in an extra $2.50 and I’ll throw in Pandora! That’s two loving goats for $7.50! How can you go wrong???

lol thanks man, can you send me suggestive pictures preferably with them dressed up as schoolgirls?

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

dressed up as schoolgirls?

Catholic schoolgirls! They wear dresses!

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