The Sluts R Us Store

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

If anyone with start up capital ever gets bored. I think a great idea for a retail and online store would be ‘Sluts R Us’ and have it specialize in all of the things that sluts need.

Basically different departments:

01: A wide range of antibiotics for STDs\

02: Slutty clothes

03: Dildos and vibrators

04: Make up to hid the fact they are on the verge of hitting the wall

05: Cosmetic surgery consultations and procedures

06: Psychological treatment referrals for them to deal with all of their issues

 

[Anonymous 27]

hahaha

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

07: Plausible deniability kits

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Every mall is Sluts-R-Us – isn’t it?

Forever 21, Claire’s and Victoria’s Secret IMO are the sluttiest

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Emotional abuse robots to make them feel normal again.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Don’t forget the fortune teller kiosk

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

Do not forget the fake positive pregnancy tests!

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Pro-feminist legal advice on how to maximize the divorce settlement.  Financial advice on how to invest it.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

As much as we laugh about this, it’s as funny as it is because there is as much truth here as there is. Note: every one of the things sky-o mentioned in that original post… is a serious industry currently turning a profit. There is no shortage of customers…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Sluts would never go to “Sluts-R-Us” because they actually believe in the contrary. But if you name it “Femall” or “Pink market” or “Angel-mall”- they would show up in droves

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 25]

What about “Skank Bank”. It’s a whole new way of banking. Imagine the marketing:

“ladies – fight back against the patriachy, we offer preferential rates of interest on home loans and boob jobs and face lifts especially for women. If your deadbeat ex refuses to work 24 hours a day 7 days a week to fund your privileged lifestyle, then we can help you overcome the abuse you’re suffering. Come to Skank Bank now.”

Terms and Conditions:

1. You must be a money grabbing skank

2. You must wear too much make up and care about nothing other than yourself, your sisters and designer clothes

3. You must refuse to do any meaningful work and you must not under any circumstances make a valuable contribution to society in any way

4. If you are unable to repay loan you must argue that it is the fault of the patriachy and because you are oppressed as a women

5. You agree not to use your brain in any meaningful way and you will not question the fact that you are a victim

6. The bonus interest rate is only available for women who falsely accuse men of rape, because after all that hard work being a lying bitch you deserve a good holiday

 

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