The Reverse Monkey Branch

[Bob DylanParticipant 1352]

Because of the stunned look I got from this, I also posted this in another thread :

Last Christmas, a very hot ex called to suggest we meet for a drink. She suggested a high-end place, closer to her house than mine. She was waiting when I arrived. She was wearing a ‘little black dress’ and I even wore a jacket. When the maître’de, menus in hand, came to seat us, I had him show us to the bar area. We each had two drinks, and while she wiggled off to the powder room, I closed out the check. Upon her return, I told her that I had more things to do that night, and walked her to the restaurant entrance. I gave her a gift-wrapped box, containing the thickest vibrator that I was able to order from Adam & Eve, and told her to wait until Christmas to open it. She had been visibly rattled and literally speechless since leaving the bar. I kissed her cheek, then turned, and walked to my car. She had valet parked, but I didn’t…lol…
About 20 minutes later, she called, screaming and crying that she had gotten a ‘Brazilian’ waxing and had not worn any panties, FOR ME ! (she knew those were some of my known weaknesses)

An attempted, but failed, reverse monkey-branch ! LOL LOL LOL……Priceless !!!
I never heard anything about the vibrator…..a thank-you text would have been the polite thing !

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

LMFAO!! Breaking the branch. I like it.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Nice little tale to share to brighten our days. Thanks.

Even in tales like this with a happy ending it is so common that the man still ends up paying for the outing. It is so hard to escape paying when one interacts with them even to get shot of them. It feels like one wants to be polite and not show hard feelings so one pays but how often would they do the same?

Love the bit where she says she did those things to her nether regions for you. She did them for herself, so she could have lots of your attention that she missed. Its so rarely ever for you that anything is ever done.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Bob Dylan wrote:

a thank-you text would have been the polite thing !

LOL. too true

As far as the story. you wild man! LOLZ

[Bob DylanParticipant 1352]

There was not even a slight chance that she would have paid for ‘our date’…lol…(and I can also assure you that she would have ordered a 4-lb. lobster, so she would have plenty of leftovers)

And yes, her outrage was because she had spent HER time and money to set a trap that only yielded 2 drinks. ($$ painful wax job, valet & gasoline)
To me, well worth the price of some drinks and a fat dildo-to-go!!! LOL

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Branched off wrote:

Love the bit where she says she did those things to her nether regions for you. She did them for herself, so she could have lots of your attention that she missed. Its so rarely ever for you that anything is ever done.

Wow,,,,
This is the whole truth! women ONLY do things for themselves,… first.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

MGHOW of the Day winner right here.

[AutoliteParticipant]

The Dark Side to Female Monkey Branching Tactics

Monkey Branching – MGTOW

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[sidecarParticipant 35837]

One chance per chick per lifetime.

She had her one chance. She f~~~ed it up.

Bob Dylan wrote:

There was not even a slight chance that she would have paid for ‘our date’…lol…

Which is why you don’t giver her the choice.

Practice saying: “Separate checks, please,” until it becomes automatic. Then it’s between her and the restaurant whether or not she pays for her meal. It has nothing to do with you.

[FrankOneParticipant 1418]

Well played sir! You are a genius.

Two questions:

What is her annual income relative to yours? My guess is under 50%

What is her net worth relative to yours? My guess is under 20%

Let me guess, you own a house, she does not.

[Bob DylanParticipant 1352]

Thank you Sir !

FrankOne wrote:

What is her annual income relative to yours? My guess is under 50%What is her net worth relative to yours? My guess is under 20%Let me guess, you own a house, she does not.

Correct
Correct
We both own homes….mine is debt-free…..her’s is upside down with mortgages.

sidecar wrote:

One chance per chick per lifetime.

This ^^^^^^

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[FrankOneParticipant 1418]

Bob Dylan wrote:

Thank you Sir !

FrankOne wrote:

What is her annual income relative to yours? My guess is under 50%What is her net worth relative to yours? My guess is under 20%Let me guess, you own a house, she does not.

Correct
Correct
We both own homes….mine is debt-free…..her’s is upside down with mortgages.

Haha, the greater your income and assets relative to hers, the bigger target on your back. It would have been entertaining to tell her to pay off her house (without a man), and make more money and then call you back in a few years and see what reaction you got.

Question: So, blue pill lurkers, how can 18% of women 18-30 have no sex in the last year, but 28% of men 18-30 have had no sex in last year? Shouldn’t these numbers be, haha, equal?

Answer: The women are dating older men (more resources), and the top quintile of men, has his pick of the litter so to speak. So Chad has sex with multiple, different women a year in his 20’s, and the high income guy in his 20’s might have sex in a monogamous relationship that year with one woman, and close to a third of guys went without. Hypergamy 101. Note the divergence of men and women after 2008 on plot — the financial crisis. More and more men opting out, living at home with parents, and not making enough cash to attract the laydeez.

If the 20-something men don’t up their financial game (earn more than the women), though, there will be a shortage of marriageable men (targets).

In my mind, this is already occurring.

In the past, this happened typically only after wars. As Sidecar says, ‘not our problem’. Probably should have posted this in a new topic but chart is interesting.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

I just love a happy ending.

Personally, I just wouldn’t of had the motivation to get together with her to begin with never mind plan out your “fun” evening, but hey that’s just me.

I guess I’m just getting older and lazier. LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Bob Dylan wrote:

We both own homes….mine is debt-free…..her’s is upside down with mortgages.

Then she doesn’t actually own her home. The bank owns it. The bank merely permits her to live there and pay the taxes on it.

FrankOne wrote:

Haha, the greater your income and assets relative to hers, the bigger target on your back.

^This^

Stealth wealth is the way to go.

It would have been entertaining to tell her to pay off her house (without a man), and make more money and then call you back in a few years and see what reaction you got.

: “Wanna fu​ck?”
: “I’m sorry baby, but I get severe erectile dysfunction around debt. My urologist says there’s no cure.”

More and more men opting out, living at home with parents, and not making enough cash to attract the laydeez.

Correction: more and more men aren’t bothering to make enough cash to attract the laydeez.

It’s not like they can’t make the cash. The women simply aren’t worth the effort any more. Neither is the “american dream” the women all want men to provide for them.

Unfortunately, western civilization can’t survive without thode men’s productivity, which is a large part of why we’re now $22,000,000,000,000.00 in debt.

If the 20-something men don’t up their financial game (earn more than the women), though, there will be a shortage of marriageable men (targets).

Which is not their problem.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

More and more men opting out, living at home with parents, and not making enough cash to attract the laydeez.

Correction: more and more men aren’t bothering to make enough cash to attract the laydeez.

It’s not like they can’t make the cash. The women simply aren’t worth the effort any more. Neither is the “american dream” the women all want men to provide for them.

correct:

A lot of men I know are just opting to live a simple life consisting of THEIR wants and needs.
A simple hobby is a good example.
Or to live a more modest life, aka living well within their means.
And the thing is…… once they find that “simple life,” they are very happy.

Yours truly- been there/done that.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

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