The parallel 'tween David Attenborough & Idiocracy

[Gravel PitParticipant]

David Attenborough says, Climate ‘biggest threat in thousands of years’

“Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.”
“Why do you keep saying that?”
“Because they pay me every time I do, it’s a good way to make money.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_mY1orxgHw

Learn about your planet and it’s life forms:

Red River: 9000 years old.

Niagara Falls: 12,000 years old.

TOBA Eruption: 80,000 years ago

homo Sapien: 250,000 years ago

homo Neanderthal: 1.5 million years ago

Hawaii: 3 million years old.

Latest Ice Age: lasted 2.5 million years (just ended 11,000 years ago) There has been many other Glacial Sheet advances and regresses. We’re in warmer period following a regress of the ice sheets (meaning warmer air, hostile weather and fuller oceans…)

homo Ergaster: 3 million years ago

homo Habilis: 5 million years ago

homo Australpithicus: 7 million years ago

Lake Baikal: oldest lake on Earth… 25 million years old.

KT extinction event: 66 million years ago

Appalachian Mountains: 300 million years old.

Sea creatures and plants: 400 million years ago

Cambrian explosion: 541 million years ago

single celled organisms: 1 Billion years ago

Earth makes oxygen: 2 Billion years ago (there were periods of hundreds of millions of years where Earth was literally a globe of ice, we call it Snowball Earth). There were other periods of unbreathable air, followed by breathable air, and then back again…many times.

Moon formed: 4.3 billion years ago

Humans cold try their damnedest to pollute the oceans and mess up the atmosphere. All of it is little more than a fart in a hurricane. This ol Earth does whatever it wants despite your delusions about how “Humans” are so big and impactful. We are nothing more than a VERY RECENT poop-stain on the surface. The Earth will continue doing what it does long after we’re gone…

Do not listen to retarded leftists (or crazy rightwing Christians who believe in Creationism) who can’t be bothered to learn simple facts about our OLD planet. They also refuse to learn about hominids which are very new still. Three million years is NOTHING people! Its like 5 minutes to the Earth.

Your diesel truck doesn’t hurt the environment. You’re hurting your wallet more than anything. Human waste, human pollution and human disorganization… all of it affects us here and now…. but it doesn’t mean a damn thing to the Earth in general which will continue on its course no matter what.

Also, half the reason for these ICE AGES and WARMER PERIODS is to do with the SUN, not this planet or its inhabitants.

Conservation, EPA regulations and smarter fuel/energy technology is important and it helps us live better BUT DON’T SELL IT TO ME WITH A PACK OF LIES ABOUT EARTH.

F~~~ TESLA! Tesla and Lithium Ion batteries are bulls~~~. Its not helpful for environment. The production of lithium is toxic. They dont save money either, or lives… Its all lies. Gas is still better for now. Do not buy Teslas crap.. they are going bankrupt

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Im a men of science, i like science, it is true that some things you mentioned are old, but the dates are all made up, the moon is how many years old? NO F~~~ING IDEA, is all bulls~~~.

Litium batteries and s~~~ is probably a worst problem, i agree with you on that one.

Actually litium is extracted by draining the water from the salinas, this salinas are the water reserves of many rivers… Let that sink in.

Why you think investors and banks are buying rights over water reserves?

S~~~ is gonna gi dry one day, im f~~~ing loving it.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I believe climate change IS HAPPENING. I believe the evidence presented by the scientific community. The wild fire on one end of the country and the more frequent hurricanes and nor eastern storms. I can HONESTLY say that over the last 7 years I’ve been in my current apartment, I’ve had to adjust my A/C year over year. I used to be able to run it at 70 Degrees in the hottest months in the summer. Now just to be comfortable in the summer Im trying to get 78 Degrees which makes my system struggle. Every year we reach a new hottest on record. Even Europe is seeing more storms and odd weather.

In my humble opinion, climate change is real and needs to be addressed. How much longer can we suck on the teet of the globe without restrictions and not see consequence? I would tell anyone who denies change, be reasonable and just look at the facts. Logic dictates that there is change happening. ESPECIALLY with HARP running in the background.

Just my 2 cents.

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Carnage wrote:

Litium batteries and s~~~ is probably a worst problem, i agree with you on that one.

When one thinks about it battery powered cars are the worst idea. While almost all cars have batteries the smaller ones can be recycled, but the bigger the battery the more problems. I sometimes wonder if the environmentalists secretly want to turn the worlds’ oceans into giant seas of corrosive battery acid.

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