The Never-Ending Nose Hair

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

I’m at work and board as hell, which means you get to read my nose hair short story. The story is short, not the nose hair.

This week I was sitting at the bar of my favorite, craft beer filling station, and chatting with the usual suspects, when a middle-aged woman enters the tiny establishment.

She’s there to fill a growler of crisp, refreshing local beer, and while she waits she stands next to me. This is a very friendly place, and so I turn to her and start chatting with her. This is the standard practice at this, again, a very friendly place. She responds in kind, and then the strangeness starts.

This very unattractive woman starts flirting with me, and flirting hard. I mean, shamelessly, loudly. Everyone in the place is snickering and egging her on. I’m trying to stay good-natured about the whole thing while also maintain some kind of control over the dialogue.

That’s when I see it. A giant nose hair. It’s at least 3/4 of an inch long and sticking straight out of her nose — straight at ME.

I tried to look in her eyes while she was talking to me, but I just couldn’t, I had to look at the hair. I’m thinking, how long does it take for a nose hair to grow that long? A week? Surely a week, at least. And yet she never caught site of it. And now it’s nearly reaching into my beer!

After everyone had a good-natured laugh at my expense, the woman and her nose hair waddled out the door and back out into the world.

Fin

[Anonymous 24]

Yep, sounds like an average night at the bar to me.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

And she with all her flirting, actually thought you would want to be french kissed by that hair??

Run for the hills & don’t even look back …not once 😛

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Ow, my eye! Tie a red Caution flag to the end of that thing will ya!

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Hence why I NEVER talk to women unless it’s absolutely necessary. I mean, seriously. She couldn’t possibly have had anything intelligent to say anyway.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Mr. Man wrote:

This week I was sitting at the bar of my favorite, craft beer filling station,

Now we know why this is your “favorite” place. Just imagine how long her nose hair will be the next time she comes in to flirt with ya ?

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Awakened wrote:

Hominid wrote:

This week I was sitting at the bar of my favorite, craft beer filling station,

Now we know why this is your “favorite” place. Just imagine how long her nose hair will be the next time she comes in to flirt with ya ?

S~~~, I didn’t even think about that. Thanks for the heads-up. I think I’ll make myself scarce this week. “Look sweetheart, I braided my nose hair just for you!”

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Mr. Man wrote:

Awakened wrote:

Hominid wrote:

This week I was sitting at the bar of my favorite, craft beer filling station,

Now we know why this is your “favorite” place. Just imagine how long her nose hair will be the next time she comes in to flirt with ya ?

S~~~, I didn’t even think about that. Thanks for the heads-up. I think I’ll make myself scarce this week. “Look sweetheart, I braided my nose hair just for you!”

It sounds like she and her nose hair really have a thing for you. So, she’ll probably be a regular.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Lol. I know a female that had a one inch long hair growing out of a mole on her cheek.

Just like that Austin Powers movie. Ick.

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[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Lol. I know a female that had a one inch long hair growing out of a mole on her cheek.

Just like that Austin Powers movie. Ick.

LOL, some s~~~ you can’t unsee…you’ve been warned 😛

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I can one up both Hominid and Jan. Was with an Asian girl one time, first time we banged, she had a nipple hair. Not a small one or peach fuzz either. 3/4 inch black nipple hair.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Samsquanch wrote:

I can one up both Hominid and Jan. Was with an Asian girl one time, first time we banged, she had a nipple hair. Not a small one or peach fuzz either. 3/4 inch black nipple hair.

OK Mudwhistle, you win. That’s pretty f~~~ing gross. Come to think of it, Tom Lykis has a story about how he was working some new conquest’s nipple, in the dark, when he got her nipple hair stuck in his f~~~ing teeth! Hilarious story if you can find it.

[BzsyParticipant 76]

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[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

^^^ Ha!

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