The Mummy Reboot with Female Lead

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Now we can add THIS to the things they “possibly want to make female instead.”

http://comicbook.com/2015/10/14/new-mummy-might-be-female/

So now in the media world, it’s possible/confirmed the following the character/lead will be changed to a female:

Wolverine
Ghostbusters
Blade (his…daughter?)
The Mummy
The Ancient One (Doctor Strange)
Road House
The Expendables Expendabelles
Fantasy Island

[14_Peter_88Participant 129]

wolverine? that is a bad joke

[RoyDalParticipant]

Then there is the comics, in which Thor will become female and Spiderman gay. No wonder Spidey never seemed to get anywhere with that cute redhead but stayed in his aunt’s spare bedroom.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 3]

I’ve long ago given up on any mainstream media. The only even bearable stuff left these days is some smaller/indie video games, and some of the open world stuff because it is usually light on story and such anyway.

TV, movies, modern fiction, comics, etc. are all worthless trash.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

A mummy remake with a female? What will they call it? “The Single Mummy”?

GREAT title.

The story would be about going on an epic search for a wallet.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

I liked the first one, but the second one was extremely stupid. Go ahead you already ruined it with the sequel.

[MadmanParticipant 772]

In the comics Wolverine has a daughter. She isnt really his daughter, but another product of the Weapon X program made from his DNA or some s~~~. She only has two short claws in each arm.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Keymaster wrote:

A mummy remake with a female? What will they call it? “The Single Mummy”?

“Mummy Dearest?”

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

Mummy Dearest?

NICE one! (lol!)

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Don’t forget Mad Max and now Marvel’s launching a “Spider-Women” book.

I was thinking the other day that it was a miracle Marvel hasn’t made the Punisher a pussy yet. I mean, they tried to replace him with a woman a couple years go, but it didn’t stick. It’s only a matter of time.

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

A female mummy?

No, thank you. Enjoy your Bast.

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

A land whale mummy will be new title for the film

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

aeragoan wrote:

A land whale mummy will be new title for the film

Rebel WIlson or Melissa McCarthy. So modern.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I shall invest in testosterone production shares.

There will be great demand in the future.

Oh well …. back to the good ol black and white film I go.

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Keymaster wrote:

A mummy remake with a female? What will they call it? “The Single Mummy”?

F~~~ing BOOM!!!!!!!!

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

14_Peter_88 wrote:

wolverine? that is a bad joke

All I remember is reading that in Marvel’s new comic “reboot” (“all new, all different,” as they put it) or whatever said that they would have a female Wolverine and a “more diverse” Avengers…there’s even an Asian Hulk. In other words, the SJW Avengers!

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

KingOfTheSea wrote:

aeragoan wrote:

A land whale mummy will be new title for the film

Rebel WIlson or Melissa McCarthy. So modern.

Hahahahaha I’ve just thought of those two in a SJW remake of Tango and Cash! *mind bleach*

[UntamedParticipant]

Hey MegaChris, look how low they put the X buckle… I guess X marks the spot.
I cannot even believe this thread!
An Asian Hulk WHAT!!!!
Female wolverine?! Who’s in charge at Marvel, Hillary?
Female Thor, too!!?

Well, f~~~. We have to organize a lot of Super Hero funerals. Marvel has fallen! The new crop of comic artists soon won’t remember how to draw a man.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Comics are the one medium where they have to create an endless number of alternate universes in order to avoid recycling the same old s~~~ over and over.

The well is dry where story ideas are concerned.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I gave up on comics years ago. Movies have their own agenda as well. Too bad they try to hook you with something great, then try to change it into something they want you to be. Then wonder why no one is buying their s~~~.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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