The Millennial woman job interview

[chirParticipant]

This made me laugh. It was so accurate it was spooky.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Can’t stand to watch videos of those c~~~s, even if they are satyrical. Give us the rundown?

[chirParticipant]

Interviewer: Amy, you don’t work here…
Amy: Arre you like firing me??
Interviewer: (pauses on how to cope with idiot) Ok, Yes…
Amy: HUFFFF! OMG…

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[DocParticipant]

Hard to watch but so true. And to think there’s a whole generation like that.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 12]

We have two newbies at work at the moment, one male, the other female, both on training. The male is 38 but talks way too much, f~~~s around like crazy and is now really struggling. They both play with their phones which is just amazing, the male even walked out in the middle of his final test to answer a phone call.

Somewhere, something went very wrong. Not to mention everyone expects a promotion just for turning up to work as well.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

What do you expect?

I mean, people is making a lot of money blogging and doing videos on you tube, anyone remember pewdiepew guy? That guy became millionaire for talking bulls~~~, playing video games in front of a computer.

and they wanted to write a book about his life… that’s a successful and influential person world wide who is a great contributor of NOTHING.

But that’s great, the more stupid people become the more valuable my skills become.

I just hope, free speech, real cientifical study, real teaching desapear from every university in Europe and USA.

We need more: gender studies, history of art and other useless degrees.

I got some ideas: studies in social media profile construction coaching (how to make your life cool on fb). Instagram filter management specialist, SJW keyboard skill, advanced anti trolling class, Facebook selft defense (sport class).

Any other?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

The damn woman can’t even put her phone down for a second. She’s hooked on the damn thing! She had a sense of entitlement to her hours; she’s overly skilled in social media and not office software and she calls that being skilled in technology. Then when she doesn’t get the job, she calls a therapist because poor her didn’t get what she felt entitled to.

It’s unfortunate that so many were raised to think this way.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Wow chir, you really made my day, man with that jewel.

Friggin’ hillarious..! Truth bursting out laughter at its best.

Maybe this should be coined as a new term —> TBOL

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[chirParticipant]

I have multiple cell phones. One is for family emergencies. My relatives know to not call me during the workday as I have to remain focused for work. The other is for work and has customized tones based on emergency errors from the networks I monitor.
If you are multi-tasking (like women say they are masters of) you are simply doing multiple jobs at less than optimal instead of focused on one job at a time and do each at an excellent level.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 0]

Made it to the 40 second mark.
I’m going to stop watching vids like!E this.

[Anonymous 1]

Haha, that is dead on. Made me laugh.

[AzraelParticipant 502]

It’s not funny when you have a co-worker who is exactly like this. She even complained to the director that a supervisor was “mean” to her. We have to pick up her slack too.

Quit looking at my signature, queer-mo.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I kind of feel bad for millennial males.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[HeadbangerParticipant 410]

chir wrote:

This made me laugh. It was so accurate it was spooky.

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Classic!! Hahahaha

She asked "Describe our relationship using only two words." I said "Our what!"

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Satire and reality have been blurred.

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